“I PICK UP MY AUNT’S POOP” – Therapy Gecko
A caller expresses how having to take care of his 94 year old aunt has severely limited his ability to...
“I WILL NEVER LOVE AGAIN” – Therapy Gecko
A caller explains why she may never love again, a caller discusses how the military changed his life, a final...
“I’M AN ESCORT” – Therapy Gecko
A caller explains how she got into escorting, a caller gets turned on by forklifts, and a caller has an...
THE BART SIMPSON CYST – Therapy Gecko
A couple immobilized by both of their recent injuries calls in to teach me about the painful situation that is...
“WE MOVED IN FAST” – Therapy Gecko
A caller tells the story of moving in with a Tinder match after only 2 months, and how she helped...
OLIVER TREE BECOMES A GECKO – Therapy Gecko
This was recorded May 5th 2026 initially just for patreon but I wanted to put it public. RIP @OliverTree source
“THINGS KEEP FIZZLING OUT” – Therapy Gecko
A caller from Denmark might open an exotic animal sanctuary, I give a caller $5 for no reason, and a...
CONFESSIONS OF AN UBER DRIVER – Therapy Gecko
A caller explains how his job as an Uber driver has had a profound effect on his life in a...
“I’M HOLDING IT TOGETHER FOR MY KIDS” – Therapy Gecko
A caller talks about having an accidental child on the way with a man she met on Tinder a few...
“I DID TOO MANY DRUGS IN THE WOODS” – Therapy Gecko
A caller talks about getting sober after a long stint doing hard drugs in a van in the woods. Afterwards...