A caller expresses how having to take care of his 94 year old aunt has severely limited his ability to develop his own life, so we discuss his options.
Afterwards a Swedish hat maker discusses how she got fucked over by the Danish government and a caller talks about his unrealistic expectations for being 20 years old.
Hey I’m walking here. I am a gecko.
**TIMECODES**
0:00 – Intro
0:18 – A caller taking care of his 94 year old aunt discusses his options.
22:08 -A Swedish hat maker discusses how she got fucked over by the Danish government
40:04 – A caller talks about his unrealistic expectations for being 20 years old.
59:57 – How to call the gecko!
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Last guy was hella annoying
Jared had a lot of chaotic energy, holy hell
Only thing I have to say is 5 degrees Celsius (41 Fahrenheit) is fucking nice ass weather lol. Thats not very cold
second caller is clearly just a spoiled rich kid 💀 he has no grasp on reality
Geck for president!!
I can't even make $50,000 a year and even then i wouldn't live comfortably. man life is a mother effer 😛
If great auntie is in " LA laland" how will she even realize she's In an old folks home?
Danish girl got the sudden american college experience
I failed 3 college classes in one year, is my salary goal of 500,000 unrealistic?
That "what am I doing" feeling when ur stuck.
Lyle I love you
I spent my mid 20s doing the same thing with a crippled aunt. I had to carry her to the commode, so she usually made it. It's NOT good work for a young man. I hope he bounces back better than I did, it destroyed my mental and physical health. If I hadn't been thanklessly kicked out of that house, I might still be there.
My advice to this guy is to get out. He is wasting his best years and its a slippery slope. Caller, if you ever read this feel free to message me, I was you a few years ago.
I have been where Matt is I used to look after my great grandfather he was 97 when he passed on but I know what Matt is dealing with 😢❤❤
Love the pod lyle!!
The funny thing is, we are never clickbaited.
I identify with the first caller Matt a lot. But it is true that it is his decision to stay and take care of her when it’s not his responsibility. I used the excuse of “taking care of” my grandma so I didn’t have to improve myself and I could just sit around and smoke weed and play music and play video games. But you have to make the decision to leave and your aunt should hopefully not be selfish and let you go so you can live your own life and become your own person.
i just realized that lyle reminds me of raptor jesus,
who went extinct for our sins.
bro you should wear a redface instead of greenface because a gecko's inside of the mouth is bright red not green
Speaking of gov debt, in Australia, the Scott Morrison government created a system called Robo Debt. For unknown reasons this system decided people on welfare or Ausstudy (a payment for studying, like Sabina was being paid for studing) owed thousands of dollars to the government. The debt wasn't real, people were never over paid. People unalived themselves because of Robodebt. It was all found out to be a a huge fuck up and still NOTHING HAS BEEN DONE ABOUT IT
I can really empathize with the first caller, I had to move in with my grandma after my granddad passed. And later I worked for my dad's construction business as he had health problems.
I like the last caller alot hes gotalot ahead of him if he can either manage to get out of his head or just push thru it. I struggle with feelin lost/like im not doing enough or even just lke a failure every now and then too im glad he got some comfort from this call
"I just want to make enough to pay the bills and support a family."
"How much are you thinking?"
"At LEAST a million a year."
lmao dude has zero concept of money
Jarret is delusional
i want to speak about some of the hard stuff ive been through lately. how do i call in?
27:20 bed time rimder 🛏️ 😴💤
Cosmic Message to the third caller who wants to be successful one day :
Do not compare yourself to other peoples success and what they have achieved. We all have our own unique timing for things. You can look at them and gain inspiration and maybe attain some tips on how to do certain things with money making. But doing a direct comparison will only plant seeds of doubt in your mind and put you down. You’re only 20. Create long term goals for yourself and don’t base success on money. Base it off of happiness.
“I don’t want to tell you to push her down the stairs” comment was WILD😂
I really think you should really cut these streams into clips of the individual callers. A lot of people probably think they don't have enough time to watch these hours long vods but they'll binge hours of clips
This is so weird without a green screen
youve fkin cracked the code and i fully respect it.
That first caller sounds like me
I really enjoy the full body gecko.. I think it's the walking footage in the background as well.. I think it really does make a huge difference for visual people. Huge difference in experiences especially if day tripping or microdosing and whatnot. Thanks to the geck for rocking it either way, making it, what a cool dude!