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A caller explains how she got into escorting, a caller gets turned on by forklifts, and a caller has an intense mushroom trip at one of my live shows.
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**TIMECODES**
0:00 – Intro
0:13 – A caller explains how she got into escorting.
14:06 – A caller gets turned on by forklifts.
25:12 – a caller has an intense mushroom trip at one of my live shows.
52:06 – How to call the gecko!
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“I find stuff about my bf hot” 🖕
Why she make it seems like it’s hard to get forklift certified 🤣 took me 1 hour at my old job
are people surprised that being forklift certified is an attractive trait?
The guy whi called about traveling seriously just inspired me. Ive been kind of bored with life and thinking of what i can do and ive decided im going to start planing a trip to japan.
Also funny enough i related alot with the first girl cause im also a trans escort lol
the escort genuienly liking a lot of the guys she meets in the buissness is really heart warming for some reason
Hearing the lady get hot and bothered over her man "taking the time and energy to get certified"
Takes like 2 days, and it's as simple as backing up a car. She mentioned his lift is gray, so I'm guessing it's a crown. Fuck Raymond. I hate the delay and jolt that Raymonds have.
The caller who had the trip said: I feel like I owe myself more. Man, you need to scratch that itch. I'm 45 and had that same feeling in my mid 20's. You can travel, explore options, plan things and do whatever you want. It's ALL perspective, how you frame it to yourself matters.
Gecko is in over his head. He has to cross his legs top hide his hard on. HAHA🤣
Tricking is tricking. You can take the trick out tricking but the trick will never leave the trick. Don't get Tricked. 😎🤘⚡️👊
12:03 why do I feel like Lyle is reasoning with geck fursona that what caller is partly doing is quite similar to his channel effect on people.
Man, that first caller kinda got to me
I'm fork lift certified for over 30 years after a summer job in high school. Never would have thought that It would be an attractive quality
I’m forklift certified and osha certified.
One time I got to my car and realized I had a flat tire so I just randomly said in a friend chat that I had an annoying morning and had to change my tire. One of my female friends in the chat found that so hot to the point she was stammering her words in her audio reply. Seems some women just find every day man things hot.
The escort will never do shit with her life.
I can save her
The forklift girl got me bawling 😂 So genuine. I hope we all can find our "bob the builder" ❤
escort has the laugh DOWN. if it's not on purpose that laugh is actually perfect wtf. Turbo dopamine rush.
This is gonna be good
come to montreal geek!
This shits hilarious
Okay fellas take note get that forklift certification
Shroom guy sounds like such an a-hole. Please break up with her already. He’s obviously going to cheat the first chance he gets.
Im about to flex my fork lift license hahaha
i didn't believe the 2nd caller. that story sounds like it was fabricated for a wacky car radio show for people to hear while there stuck in traffic
Does she know what a forklift is?