Calls regarding flipping viagra pills, a life changing scooter accident in a foreign country, a burgeoning artist, and the Target parking lot.
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**TIMECODES**
0:00 – Intro
0:17 – A caller flipping viagra pills.
12:40 – Caller tells me about a life changing scooter accident.
31:59 – A burgeoning artist
49:31 – A caller reflects while at the Target parking lot.
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That Viagra couple was very nice
cameras are everywhere. good luck to caller #1
People are dumb! Good talk geck
15:50 truer words never been said
Time is a endless Uber loop. Niechtze or who ever said that
33:27 – "How big are your hands?" 🤣
Can somebody please give me the link to the music that he is using?
The first chick is due for a lot of prison time, but she’ll most likely never get it. She’s out there doing felonious activities.
4:27 – The moment he realizes they're black market viagra pills
Why was the last guy dating someone he couldn’t laugh with in the first place
Her boyfriend may not have pressured her but he definitely made the suggestion that she could steal pills for his coworkers for extra money… wow I realllly hope she stopped doing that, and I realllly hope she leaves him cause he certainly isn’t thinking about her well-being.
Lady: so if I have any left over now, can I still sell that? Cuz I’m not stealing.
Lyle: “Sigh…” (you dumb bit**)
11:57
Last guy sounds like Vitalik Buterin
You neeed Jpegmafia on this
😢 uberloop 😢
those drug dealers are really too stupid to realize they are selling drugs
Why would make the artist send his idol to jail? That was cold bolded, bitch.
I like Tim
I love how the First Lady doesn’t think she will go to jail, like your selling drugs 😐
Hospital bill was 50 dollars wow
"Video games are the best possible way to escape reality"
Never agreed with anything more in my life 😅
Best angle yet
Hey I'd love to be with someone who talks to a gecko on the internet! I'm also pretty funny! 😉 lmfao
2-4 years in jail and a $20,000 fine. Those are the repercussions for seliing any prescription medication without a license.
I feel like 2nd caller was very anti-horse for some reason.
YOOO the artist is based for playing Hunt:Showdown
Just listened to the podcast on spotify and came here to comment about the conversation with the artist, you definitely could've been nicer to the guy.
Genndy TARKOVSKY LMAO
Having been to a Russian film school for animation, I've used this as a joke so many times, you can't imagine. His name is Tartakovsky
Why would you make the artist send his idol to jail? That was cold blooded, Lyle.
Man, I relate sooo much to the last guy. I broke up with someone a month ago, nice guy, but didn't really feel right. Hearing that someone's gone through the same sort of breakup makes me feel better
Guy that broke up with his girlfriend sounds like a narcissistic douche.
"I feel like that's like the worst like thing I like could like do like to like someone is like break like up like with like them."
Dude, 50% of your entire vocabulary is the word "like". I'm pretty sure she'll be just fine, unless she's somehow, like, dumber than you.
It’s so easy to get viagra!! Jesus get a script for your boy
I REALLY WISH I WORKED AT A PHARMACY. I'm definitely really in need of some anti anxiety meds cough cough XANAX for my panic attacks and also pain medication💯💯💯…… I definitely don't want to deal with the consequences
What's your ultimate goal in life?
Prison, eventually.
Also to the boyfriend: What do you do for a job?
"I work on cars."
Translation: I don't have one.
These two are gonna go far in life. I wonder how much they're getting from the state right now.
Oy vey. With peace n love, why risk jail over viagra? Was the thought process that the consequences wouldn’t be as bad? Like it’s kinda funny but the beginning giggles are kinda obnoxious from a 23 y/o.
black market Viagra and a bud light 40oz
Is Josué his real name? 🤔
Fun fact: insurance will cover viagra
I dont think Lyle understands how Viagra works lol
“I know what the consequences are”
“Ok would you go to jail?”
“I don’t think so…”
😑
"You sound like you're in a complex place" 😜😂
Blue pill in my Bud Light