A caller tells me about their time being employed as an elf at a Santa’s Village where drugs, alcohol, and drama were in abundance.
Then a caller invites his real therapist to come to my live show with him and talks about his journey through life and fatherhood.
How did you do that? I am a gecko.
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0:29 – A caller tells me about their time being employed as an elf at a Santa’s Village where drugs, alcohol, and drama were in abundance.
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27:42 – Then a caller invites his real therapist to come to my live show with him and talks about his journey through life and fatherhood.
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Dam I feel bad for those kids. Gabe is obviously a very controlling drug addict. That whole situation is sad af
thats the coolest thumbnail
But gargoyleknees loves to see Trump supporters CRY!
After school care is not teaching.
Gabe was obviously abusing the kid while hes on drugs and thts why the case is going on
22:30 the silent pause leech rejection OOFFF pro
The drunk elf guy was very cool
Bro taking his therapist on a date to your show is super annoying as a caller. Like man, let someone finish a thought. Stop interrupting everyone and yourself! But it seems like his lady really loves him.
First one, great kid. I hope the best for him. That kid has a bright future.
The Cuban guy needs more help. I hope the best for him. Supportive wife and has kids.
Nobody just does meth "once in a blue moon"…
i hope the 2nd caller is okay 🙌🏾🙏🏽🫂
Guys this was posted on my brithday
Second call hurt my heart. When you grow up in a world of drigs/ fall into it, it is so hard getting out of it. I've seen some of my friends not manage to stop after trying stuff in teenagehood.
Whats worse is the shame; that very shame seem to make you want to get high again.
Gabe, you can do it. Don't be ashamed ! You're not alone.
Whether the kid should stay with you guys or not during that process.
Anyway, my two cents, and lots of love to you
Therapists hanging out with their clients outside of sessions is highly inappropriate
That man is actively lying or at least omitting his biggest problem to his therapist, therapy is not going to help him. If that boy's bio dad is a good father, she should be encouraging him to take their son and stay on good terms rather than draw out a bitter court battle. Gabe really needs to get help bc every functioning addicted has their breaking point and if he is already toeing the line, tearing up the bathroom, things will only get worse over time. I'm sure he loves his kids but he is clearly not in his right mind when using. This is not a safe environment for a child and this woman needs to stop relying on anyone to save her, she is a Mother and needs to step up and do what's best for her kids. Stop making excuses for her husband, he is a grown man and she is enabling him. I'm sorry but these are harsh truths they need to hear, they are not children.
I'mma be real, I'm a bit concerned for Gabe's kids. Not sure if he is mentally in the right space for being responsible for the lives of three tiny human beings while getting blasted on drugs to the point of tearing apart the bathroom to find the men spying on him. Veronica seems to almost be enabling him too and, man, this just seems really fucked up. I don't trust their stories 100% and I can really see why the bio-dad would want full custody if the mom raising her kids with Gabe.
That 2nd caller needs to stop interrupting Lyle when he's talking lol
Love you Lyle come to Wilmington NC you’ll sell out
Please sell the lizard agenda design as a shirt, or a poster, I will buy both. It's a sick design
i don’t know why people think i’m scary.. proceeds to talk about how he sees imaginary stuff
He only does his hard drugs when the kids are asleep, He is a solid dad.
i love you geck you’re the best keep your videos up they always make me smile and laugh
Gabe you are definitely gonna want to get help on that shit 'cause its gonna be a lot worse if you get caught red handed by someone that doesn't want to help you. if you're getting help you'll probably have some wiggle room but if you get GOT because it if its fucking over, no kids at all.
that second guy has nothing to worry about. that's just ergotherapy and completely normal as long as as it's done professionally.
Put some respect for Mexicans bruh 😂😂
Why is he dressed as a frog?
37:35, it's either a stimulant like cocaine or meth, or a pyro like alpha-PHP. He stayed up too long and had a psychosis that gave him paranoid delusions. Sometimes these delusions last longer than the actual effects of the drug. He should definitely get off of the drugs. Also epilepsy can be very taxing the brain and if you have too many seizures it can also cause psychosis.
I hope he get's professional help.
The second call made me super anxious.
best thumbnail yet
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The real "Bad Santa"