Trust no one.

21 thoughts on “Trust no one.”

1. I have a story of a dumb friend….so my friend has a wii an it stopped working an we would hot box his room everyday so I told him to put it under the sink an spray water inside an then let it dry for a day…he called the next day saying thank you it works now an I was so confused

2. My friend told me the same thing once and I did that too. The only thing is I had a giant hand full of sanitizer and slapped it into my eyes

3. A somewhat similar situation happened to me while I was working the cash register in the bookstore on my campus. This kid, who definitely had some form of Down syndrome or something, came into the store with his parents who were doing some shopping with his siblings. While his family all went towards the clothing racks, he walked right up to the register and started looking around on the counter. I asked him if I could help him with anything, he looked up at me, and then down at the hand sanitizer in front of him. In less than a few seconds, he squirted a bunch into his hands, slammed them against his eyes and started rubbing. A few seconds later he was screaming like he’d just been shot, and I was just fucking dumbfounded. The family just apologized and escorted him out to the bathroom across the hall and I never saw him again. This brought back some memories of the incident lmao

4. I’m really concerned about how ling you go without blinking… that’s not normal. I thought it was a still until I could see you breathing.

5. “He wears glasses now”

6. He’s a blind piano player now

7. This guy probably plays a HUGE role in someone else’s villain origin story…

8. In 7th grade some girl rubbed hand sanitizer in my eyes so while my eyes felt like they were on fire I grabbed the hand sanitizer and returned the favor . I then got expelled but my mom was able to convince the principle 🍆😮 to only give me suspension. I almost caught an assault charge too and the girl didn’t get anything but a 1 day suspension

9. A have a friend sold flour and sheetrock shavings to some kid telling him hit was coke now the dude has some kind or respiratory problem 😂

10. One time around gradeschool a guy had astuffy nose and i told him snorting salt would fix it, he was unhappy

11. A fucking menace

12. Working retail at a vape shop, I had a customer ask for sanitizer. He proceeded to put a glob on his thumb, and smear it right into his eyes. I was dumbstruck. Man told me it is a secret cure for allergies.

13. Hqhahhqhq

14. Damn, that kid definitely knew hand sanitizer was for your hands. He just wanted that pure concentrated social validation

15. karma eventually will catch this guy

16. I like the hell background you got going.

17. I was and still am 100% convinced he‘s doing multilevel marketing now

18. Though he was going to say and now he's patty mayo

19. You can almost hear the guilt in his voice at the end there.

20. How fucking stupid do you have to be to believe the sentence "You know, hand sanitizer is supposed to go in your eyes"

    And in 3rd grade no less, I'd only forgive someone for falling for that up to Kindergarten, like, fuck.

21. I put hand sanitizer in my eyes to get rid of pink eye and it worked. Felt like getting stabbed in the eyes though lol.

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