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A caller tries to decide whether or not to get back into stripping after taking a short hiatus to get clean from cocaine.
Then a caller tells me how she wound up with an ankle monitor and reminisces about her experience going to Mexico with a stranger, and a final caller talks about why curing cancer is boring.
I hope GTA 6 is good. I am a gecko.
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0:00 – Intro
0:17 – A caller tries to decide whether or not to get back into stripping after a hiatus to get clean from cocaine.
23:29 – A caller with an ankle monitor reminisces about her experience going to Mexico with a stranger.
50:19 – A final callers talks about why curing cancer is boring.
58:56 – How to call the Gecko!
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I think Lyle heavily promotes being social and while I don’t think that’s a bad thing I personally feel like you can still achieve the same amount of fulfillment by yourself
On violet july insta says she dead i dont know what means
We have the same birthday date
Just like that one film with Michael Keaton clean and sober
That poem, damn
Stick to poetry fam stripping will be a one way ticket back into your addictive behaviors
Nobody takes a stripper musician serious… Get a normal job and write about your past
Getting a DUI is definitely a reality check. Thankfully I never got one and I try to not drive as often.
I don't know who needs to hear this but I hope it can be of help to someone out there- addiction is cunning. Addiction will influence your decisions to break your sobriety without you even realizing. I sincerely hope the first woman does not go back into stripping. I understand money issues make things difficult, but there are plenty of other ways to make money in a less risky environment for maintaining sobriety. What I hear is her addiction talking, doing anything it possibly can to make her rationalize going back to a high risk environment. From there it's not a question of IF, sadly, it's a question of WHEN relapse occurs. It's no different than an alcoholic getting a little sobriety under their belt and then thinking they will be fine bartending. Sure, it's possible. But don't risk it. Just don't. Do anything else. It's very easy to take "simply living" for granted. Anyways, I'll get off my soapbox but I hope this might be helpful to anyone that needs to hear it. I speak from experience: I was addicted to meth for 16 years and failed out of 2 rehabs. Currently have 413 days sober. Never ever ever ever ever ever give up. Take care!❤
First girl got dropped on her head as a baby like 32 times
Violet July is my kindred spirit 😢
Violet’s an ultra hot mess, but that second girl was a cell out.
Her poem was actually incredible
Cocaine makes me grit my teeth at my employer.
she's calling you because the sober house would have a big no to her strpping (that's if its a good sober house)
.05% lmao remind me to never drive in Utah. How do they even have bars at all?!
Long shot but you NEED to have Shane Gillis as a guest that would be hilarious
I need therapy for that poem. Stressed me right out
11:48 bro his face 😂 🦎
i just realised when you put Thetherapygecko together it looks like The Rapy Gecko :/ hope this lassie keeps to it
Ok respectfully i need that first girls cam site of choice 🤷♂️
Get violent j on…. He'll def do it rn …. All he doing is interviews and ish rn
Actually a fire poem
first girl can do the video thing over hotels, if she makes money to cover that expense .. just an idea
Lauren should be happy he DUI was for actually driving. Try getting a DUI for trying to be responsible and sleeping in your vehicle after a party and without driving at all after drinking you are woke up from a dead sleep with a piggy knockin on your window only to be arrested for a DUI for not driving home drunk and trying to be a decent human being and not put my nor other drivers lives at risk.
I hardly drink these days but the troopers and DA showed me its smarter to try to drive home drunk and hope everything goes well instead of sleeping until the next day to letting the alcohol get processed before driving home while drunk.
If ur ridin durday u gonna come to a complete stop at every stop sign unless u stoopid. Lol
Lyle, if you ever come to Tijuana I'll give you a tour. I will personally pick you up in San Diego if you like.
Shouldn't his face be red?
"curing cancer sounds boring as hell"
First caller I wonder if she would benefit from customer service in a resort or grocery store.. maybe a theme park. She sounds very influential!❤😊
2nd caller said she has to have the monitor for 120 days.. and she got it back in April.. she should have got it off 2 months ago
The story of the girl from Utah with the ankle bracelet getting a dui for more than a .05 I grew up in wisconsin and I think only your 3rd dui is considered a felony. I've heard plenty of stories of cops just letting people go on a first offense
“WHO DF STOPS” – Geck
Damn, that stripper be slingin’ some Ginsberg betnik vibes. 😂
I wish I had like 10% of Lauren’s outgoiness. I’d be moving mountains 😂
I stop at stop signs. Ive just heard too many dumb accident stories
Lauren definitely don’t wanna be a probation officer in cali u gon get a pimp or a crip and they ain’t gonna check in you are 😂😂😂
Violet hmu
the title is wrong, here it is "three girls, one gecko"