“I MARRIED A STRANGER” – Therapy Gecko

34 thoughts on ““I MARRIED A STRANGER” – Therapy Gecko”

1. How the fuck was this guy NOT DEPORTED AFTER HE WAS CONVICTED OF STRANGELING SOMEONE. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

2. When the therapy geck needs a therapist

3. The first caller is just bad at decision making. Chose the worst group of friends possible to travel to foreign countries with. Low impulse control and oblivious to glaring not even red flags, these where blaring loud red alerts. Sheeesh.

4. I love that it was smash Bros that finally made the gecko have an existential crisis.😅

5. That first caller…. Why would you continue sharing your location with this person??? Delete the apps! Good Lord people PROTECT YOURSELVES 😭

6. Lyle you have to realize there is not set way to live life. Theres not a standard that you should be struggling to be fulfill. You need to realize that no matter how selfish it may sound or feel you need to do what makes you happy, and if you dont know what that is you need to experiment, test yourself. You need to live for you Lyle. Whether that's caring for the people you love or caring for yourself you have to do it for you. Anything short of that and youll always end up feeling like youre not getting anywhere.

7. The second caller was wonderful and I feel soooo seen

8. Hbox was NOT #1 for 11 years what in the actual f lmfao

9. Another example of emotions being the sole driving force behind a woman's decision making process! 🤣

10. The second caller is a vibe

11. Choose the bear

12. i paid for him to fly home that day

13. I couldn’t Belize my ears hearing that woman’s marriage story

14. Final caller is definitely a psychopath

15. Radiance?

16. 15:57 Sounds like Borderline Personality Disorder. I have experienced this firsthand as far as antisocial behavior

17. BRO HUNGRYBOX IS THE FUCKING GOAT

18. "I'm just naturally strange" I FELT THAT.

19. should go without saying dont fall in love quickly its only human but the cup runeth over i love how easy it is to break the law and enter the country thats really cool

20. Downvoted and unsubbed for spending 2 mins talking about smash

21. It’s wild people call in to my bro the gekko with these crazy issues , they really need to find IRL HELP

22. Long time caller, first time listener

23. Lyle you should have mango and hbox on and talk them through their petty rivalry😂

24. What a degenerate she could have have a sweet husband 🎉

25. 22:00 What did she expect marrying an absolute stranger

26. The jazz took too long to kick in got scared

27. Yoooooop Gecko shoutout too Melee!! 🎮 hope to be on your next podcast to talk about it!

28. Mia's a vibe 😊🎉

29. You have not won yet. Your stay at home dad life is your kids entire childhood. Make memories with them before they start actually figuring out what kind of parent you really are.

30. He's chasing the dopamine and serotonin. Breaking out of the chains of desire is the key. He is not happy unless a very specific event occurs and that is why he is miserable.

31. OMG the Hbox start 😂

32. hey my friend, we love you, and in case you wanna get rid of the gecko fantasy shit, we will keep loving you

33. bro hearing you talk about smash melee is amazing, im a fox falco main

34. Jesus is real. Hell is real. Heaven is real. We need Jesus to go to heaven because he died for our sins bro 🐸

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