A caller tells me how the multiple boundaries their high school math teacher crossed resulted in a lifelong restraining order.
Then we hear from a caller whose coworker makes out with dogs (yes dogs) at their work events, a person who has spent over $300 on gifts for their crush, and a final caller struggling with how his misdirected anger has hurt his mother.
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0:15 – Lifelong restraining order.
19:34 – Coworker makes out with dogs at work events.
28:21 – Has spent $300 on gifts for their crush.
44:20 – Misdirected anger hurt his mother.
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"Also he's a Gemini" 😂☕
dealt with similar anger misdirection for my entire life as well as other stuff and now have a diagnosed personality disorder. highly recommend that final caller go to therapy and get a solid diagnosis, getting treatment and medication saved my life.
The atmosphere at
"This episode was sponsored by- by um, by nothing."
Made me feel some way tho 😞
i cant believe there is people as stupid as the first girl
Fk'ing Geminis….
How did he get end up getting pictures of U2 dumb asses? 3:49
That first ones diagnosis is retardation
How can you not move out with $18 hrly? I make like $14.
lemme join
Caller #2 describing Khalyla Kuhn
As an avid retro game collector. If some girl was buying me games. I'd pick the hint up right away and ask her out
That's second girl is f**** weird. My Dog is practically like my kid. I don't even let other people feed him. If a girl was sucking on my dog's tongue I think she'd catch a smack to the face to be honest.
The first story is very interesting. But the audio on her end is pretty bad.
YEAH LISTEN TO LINAN he just listedig tot that he has to say gave me the POWER TO QUIT MY FENTY AND METH AND CRACK ADDIATION
We were traumatized, our grades were raised and a guy banged on our door.
I would die to see theo von on here
you dont pick normal people do u lol except the gamer girl
so far just skipped to moss world is weird
Hey Lyle, I can't see that anyone else here said this already. Generally-speaking (depends where you live) probation is where you are "free" to go out in public, but you often have to report to the police weekly or monthly, and there's often special conditions attached, like this guy may have had an order to not go within so many metres of a school. Typically you're not allowed to leave your state and you definitely aren't allowed to travel overseas. It's usually used so that moderate criminals who send inappropriate pictures or break into houses don't mix with harder criminals like rapists or murderers. So just to clarify, it's definitely not like nothing happened. Was it was enough of a punishment? I'm not sure.
come on my Podcast ….your move
Third caller needs to appreciate how cool she is and that 80% of dudes would love to be with her. She's the female version of me it's weird af, hope she gets what she needs outta life.
If someone made out with my dog I'd call them a fucking freak and tell them to leave my house
I really appreciate that you clarified your stance on beastiality when you did. Your unannounced devil's advocate speil had my hand over the unsub button lol
3rd guy described his “affiliated” friend like he was gang banging… hoonigan is a car crew, they are off brand version lol. Not gang banging in these streets😂
Girls say someone’s so weird.. but the whole time they are 50% or in this case 66.6% of the situation. These hoes for the streets!
Not only did “just a pat on the shoulder” make me fucking scream as loud as I can, right after she’s like “nothing physical in return or anything like that” 😳 😳 😱 haha what the fuck? Ps you know it’s a fat girl.
The best podcast because I don’t gotta skip through an intro
I see Andrew Tate fans in the comments being completely immature about the first story. She and her sister were literally groomed by the teacher, people saying that they led him on by texting him are only contributing to the victim blaming misconception that too many unfortunately believe in. they trusted their teacher to be a normal person with their best interests in mind, and when they became suspicious were too ashamed/embarrassed to tell their family. A person like a teacher is in a position of power in relation to their students, and he abused that power for sexual gratification. Those girls only deserve sympathy and respect.
First story weird af
Some of the people in these comments are so stupid and that first story is crazzzyy and she told it perfectly fine?? y’all are fucking weirdos and nobody’s wrong except for the teacher i don’t even see how another viewpoint could be valid?? I feel bad for her and she definitely would have a righ to pursue worse punishment cause weirdos like that don’t really ever stop unless serious intervention happens… People saying she “left out details” is just wrong?? like i don’t know what y’all are expecting or what “other details” would really be that important to change anything…anyways y’all stop being weirdos in the comments there’s nothing more to it and you have no place or authority to say anything it really just seems like an intelligence issue and people thinking they know the reality of the situation..y’all aren’t gonna make it
I have a feeling the guy with the dog story was just jealous his coworker was kissing dogs instead of him lol
The correct time stamp for the dog story is actually 19:33
does everyone in these comments miss the part where she said her own HIGHSCHOOL teacher sent her inappropriate selfies, etc?
Loved this episode, many challenging topics and you really dispensed decent advice. I like how we're slowly seeing you reveal your possible formal education in the field.
weird episode… semd like he doesnt want to respond to anyone, just has them talk and ends the call.. and hes asking everyone if theyve been to a real therapist… I feel like someone told him he needs to stop giving advice and hes not a real therapist etc….
I'm no tech wizard, but I see a lot of potential in that throne + background. You've got a good thing going here, froggo. Good travels, my friend.
How can I call in?
hurts my heart to see so many people in the comments discrediting the first girl simply because they don’t like the way she talks/tells the story. hope she and her sister are doing good in life
Like . Like. Like. Hey like are you like
"He was a gemini too, actually"
hahahaha!!!
SHES GEMINI-IST!
very funny comment
1st story doesn't add up to me at all, so they're all adults and graduated? Nothing actually happened between them? He lost his job and got 5 years probation for yelling outside their house? Why is she telling this like she's proud of ruining someone's life?
I think the real sickness is going through life thinking that was some kind of big W years later instead of taking time to heal from it 🤷
I'm 3 minutes in and Lyle looks visibly alarmed about the whole situation 💀
Would love to see Joel Haver as a guest on this!
I know you don't believe this but therapy Gecko… You're better than any actual therapist could hope to be….
My old dog had a pin missile of a tongue he would try to dart into your mouth but he had super bad hot garbage breath
this girl is clueless then calls herself mature and uses astrology.. ☕☕☕