A caller confesses his desire to become a dog, and we debate if dog life or human life is better.
Later an esoteric man ponders the “infinite checkerboard” of his memories, a healthcare employee transports body parts in a Prius, and a final caller tries to use a Twitch streamer to get back at an ex.
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0:00 – Intro
0:24 – A caller confesses his desire to become a dog, and we debate if dog life or human life is better.
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22:47 – An esoteric man ponders the “infinite checkerboard” of his memories.
35:18 – a healthcare employee transports body parts in a Prius.
45:03 – A final caller tries to use a Twitch streamer to get back at an ex.
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Honestly "you're real, and you're experiencing it, so yes." Is such a good answer, and so in line with actual therapy
White kanye west needs to put the pipe down 😂😂
No one will ever convince me that this isn't just zoomers with over active imaginations making up stories for attention. If these are real I hope Russia and China glass us. These kids have black pilled me.
i aint the smartest but before i even get past the intro the correlation between dealing drugs being a dog and having a girlfriend is that someone relies on you in some way, a lack of purpose is my prediction lets see if im right
This guy was a dog in his past life
Lyle could do a segment driving with geck and turn his chair around to face the green screen that could be a road. even have a big rear view mirror to we can still see his face talking to us.
Money love n bitches
Be a furry dog and you're halfway there bro 😃
Denji..
We aren't fixed by outside forces. If you go into a relationship looking for someone to fix you, seek a life of danger simply for more money, and want to be dog simply for external praise- it's time to begin building strength within yourself so you show up to life being able to give yourself that praise too. It's a journey, and in that journey there are good and bad moments- but a bad moment does not erase progress.
what an absolute imbecile
first caller low key kinda an idiot
an Ex i had in college had a little pug and that dog was the biggest stoner i ever met. THe dog absolutley LOVED to smoke with us. The dog would follow the bowl as it was passed around the room and jump in whoevers lap had the bowl and get up in your face waiting for you to blow the smoke in its face ! . I've never seen anything like that before or since. That dog would smoke more in a night than any of us. It never got enough. Every time i would pack a bowl as soon as i opened the bag i would wait a few seconds for that mut to run from wherever it was and jump in my lap and have a toke !
dyjey
A dog doesn't need to go to china to be happy though
I wanted to be a dog too, when I was 5.
What’s your name oh it’s ladder sawman
This show reminds me of the talk radio in GTA
This is the first time I have ever heard someone describe what I know I remembered before birth, however I wasn't a sphere I was one of the black cubes he was talking about, I don't know what I was or where I was and I know I was compleatly alone in my own thoughts, I'd love to have a conversation with the guy geck is talking to as I've never heard of anybody who has had the same experience. 24yo male from the UK. Seeking answers
I’m glad he’s finally realizing being the most high functioning species comes with perks
I love you lyle. You’re a true man of the people
I want to be a billionaire. So it’s okay to imagine. Just live healthy 🥹🥲
That dude was so fucking high hahaha
The Thumbnail is so god damn funny 😂
For the final caller, I think when we feel like the victim we can justify doing extreme, misguided, things more easily.
I think Ladder got his name from his Step Father
I’m sorry but the first guy… how many brain cells he got rolling around in that head. I imagine his life is just kinda existing and he’s not aware that he can like… do things or go places. Ya know?
That guy should be a furry if he wants to be a dog
Severa needs to talk to Duncan trussell please make this happen
For what regards the esoteric guy, his remembrance actually has some deep philosophical food for thought.
The way everyone narrates lives, it is something that really happens to some degree, with many of us having a continuous internal monologue narrating ourselves and what’s going on; and with this narration we might tend do identify ourselves, but meditation teaches us that we actually need to be rid of this narration, or these thoughts and judgements of the world or ourselves, to truly live in the present.
And the guy in his remembrance says he liberated himself afterwards, maybe as a consequence of realising everyone narrating one’s own life. And freedom, as Nietzsche would remind, is also freedom from causality: “why did you do this?” “Because I want to”, and not because some one else told you to, or because you thought it was right… and the guy even concluded by saying he finally found out that he can do things just because he wants to.
No?
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