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A Doordasher questions his morality after stealing the food of a customer who took too long to reply.
Later we hear from an apartment maintenance man who hates an elderly tenant, a caller feeling jealousy over their friend’s streaming career, a dude getting an adult circumcision soon, and a recently retired soldier shares their experience as a bisexual person in the United States military.
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**TIMECODES**
0:00 – Intro
0:14 – A Doordasher questions his morality after stealing the food of a customer.
09:34 – An apartment maintenance man who hates an elderly tenant.
26:06 – A caller feels jealous over their friend’s streaming career.
35:02 – A dude getting an adult circumcision soon.
42:19 – A retired soldier shares their experience as a bisexual person in the Unites States military.
58:05 – How to call the gecko!
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You can’t have your old foreskin back but you can technically attach someone else’s to your
I've got free food so many times from customer not picking up phone. It's cool for the most parts.
Ah the classic trashy couple that does door dash together and steals people's food. I think it's hilarious that two people will ride around doing deliveries together splitting the money lmao
What a scumbag.
Bros greatest takeaway from the military was just being homeless in the desert
I feel arrow i let a good girl slip away from being in my head too much 😭
This is why I don’t order door dash lol. Literally the one and only time I ever ordered doordash (I’m not someone who ever eats fasts food or orders food to my house cause that shit is expensive) I ordered some Chinese food and it was no contact (this was during Covid) I waited and at my front window sitting on the couch and when I saw him pull up and walk my food to the door I waved and smiled at him through the window. He looked so shocked and guilty and immediately I was like ummmm what’s wrong here? Turns out I was charged forthe full meal plus a side I ordered and he had eaten all of it but the one side. Since I never ordered before I was so confused as to why I had an itemized list of everything I ordered but only one small thing was in the bag. I generally give people the benefit of doubt so I didn’t question it and after looked up shit I realized he scammed me out of my order. Lol. Learned my lesson. Never getting doordash or other apps like that again. 😂😂
As someone who has been doing Doordash while listening to the Geck, AND yearning for a hot honey pizza for quite some time… I disagree with this man's actions.
The door dash guy is why I stay away from that site 🤣 that guys a a**hole
My 2 year old niece just looked at my Phone and said “hi therapy gecko” it was so cute
41:02
“Well… do you have to get circumcised to be Jewish?”
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“….Is there anything you want to say to the people in the computer before you go?”
“On all that disabled stuff” made me laugh so hard
tbh i agree with what lyle said about the vtuber thing. It's cool that you guys are friends and played games together but you know what if someone stops fucking with you dont feel bad because you still have homies that stay with you and those are the ones that are actually important.
Yeah but the lady can't get a refund. Its one thing when you pick up the order and cancel it the customer gets there money back. But when you take the pic the customer can't get a refund. Its fucked up.
50:40 Fractured militaries during periods of political unrest are never a good sign…
This was a really juicy video and definitely one of my favorites 💯💯💯…..
The guy from the military said “a very specific type of person joins the military” and then 2 minutes later was going on about the diversity in the military. He doesn’t even know what he’s saying he just knows he wants people to feel bad for him
Why did you let the first guy go. You didn't even try to reason with him about why they steal peoples food. No right or wrong, nothing
lyle, what is the point of screeners if u have guests this bad… cmon man ive followed for years. you gotta get those people outta here. keep it moving, keep it lively. Unsub….
people watch this show and still call determined to be the worst caller "just out here vibin'" for the love of god, stop asking GECK how his day is going.
first guy was boring and a tool… uh yeah i stole nuggets haha jk