THE PAPA JOHNS MISTRESS – Therapy Gecko

43 thoughts on “THE PAPA JOHNS MISTRESS – Therapy Gecko”

1. Calling him "The Papa" at 11:41 is absolutely inspired comedy, Geck

2. Met him in a bar once after the N word incident. He bikes around handing out papa johns gift cards in his little biker spandex. Just let it go man.

3. The OF story has so many easy solutions that this dude has closed his mind to. His girlfriend is a freelancer, she can work whenever, she doesn't need to work the same hours as him. She can also do her work in the bedroom or bathroom, with the door locked, so he won't barge in on her again. He could also work at a cafe or a coworking place since he's work from home.

4. Why'd he hang up on the cake sitting guy 🤔

5. "I smoke a ton of weed"
   "Like 2 grams yesterday"
   🤣🤣🤣

6. It's real weird hearing all of the towns I grew up near namedropped

7. First caller just did not want to admit her mum was one of the mistresses lol

8. Near last caller's OF gf has to be fat, the way he's breathing. Muk Bang!

9. Omg vagazelling wtf 🎉🎉🎉😂😂😂❤❤❤

10. I think I've had a stare off with geck once on the train in downtown LA 😅

11. my mom used to be a high end escort in pheonix, she's got some stories about the papa john himself, ill have to get her to call in sometime, according to her he is pretty kinky in the weirdest ways, you guys would get a kick out of it im sure

12. this papa johns caller sounds like a real stick in the mud, she couldnt name a legit reason why she doesnt like this "mistress" as she calls her..she even invited her out to enjoy the luxuries she has but caller is too uptight to join with everyone else.. she explains right after that his wife and him werent together for any reason other than money so how is that a mistress? i think shes just a stiff, no fun broad!!!

13. 25:44 THIS SHIT OMFG I relate 100%! Yeah communicating the issue was the right move.

14. I seriously think these are scripted , just some of the things said are just too comical 😂

15. The influencer scene in Indiana according to caller 1: Jordan Underwood, and "just all these little basic girls with long hair and hats"
    I am on the floor laughing

16. 26:08 I really understand where this caller is coming from :,(

17. “so you bedazzle ur vigina??”
    “yes. Yes!”

    “interesting…”

18. This show is for sure shadow banned

19. Video one of asking you to change the face paint to red to match the inside of the gecko mouth!

20. I like how nobody is mentioning how that second to last call ended out of nowhere lol

21. I remember you From Reddit and it was watching your live streams

22. I really like John "The Crab Guy" this is one of the reasons why I love Therapy Gecko is to listen to people like him. I relate to him a lot, he sounds like such a cool guy with a lot of interesting perspectives. If you're reading this John, I hope to listen to "Therapy Crab" someday and good luck on your cybersecurity degree and career! I know how hard it is to juggle a full time job and studying at the same time.

23. Tfw the "five guys" of five guys were the founder and his 4 sons at the time lmao

24. Papa John’s mistress sounds really cool actually

25. The therapy gecko outro is the best

26. That chaotic neutral crab guy knows a thing or two about life. And he's not me.

27. Homie didn’t say 2 grams is a lot of weed

28. Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone lol…. and died in 1922. Glen Bell founded Tacobell in 1962.

29. Crabman here, I'm actually considering getting the crab fit and making a podcast. Thank you, Geck. Talking on that level in a casual environment really opened my mind.

30. @h3podcast needs to hear this one lmfao

31. not geck remembering the guys name when he wanted to switch it mid call

32. Do Tyler The Creator as a guest please

33. FAKED HIS DEATH ON AN AIRPLANE STOP

34. “Bedazzled on his pelvis”

35. That crab guy said the most enlightening thing at the end of the call oh my god

36. Papa John isn't racist. If you knew the story he was baited into saying N word when he was going over how to act in the workplace. They asked him for examples and recorded him

37. Better ingredients, bedazzled pus*ys, Papa John's!

38. i know papa john has bedazzled balls

39. Mr. John Crabhyperfocus I wish you everything in life ty for talking about crabs
    Signed, an ASD enby

40. Go crab guy!

41. I loved seeing those moments, Lyle! It's when your unique personality shines through, and your creativity sparks. Your enthusiasm discussing Papa John and his mistress getting pampered together was priceless. @5:01

42. Project almanac is a good movie. I don't know why it doesn't get its flowers 🤷

43. I like the geckittude. Keep it up. This world needs a bit more gecking and a bit less… Well, you know. A bit less non-gecking.

    Also, why do people assume a gecko is aware of vajazzaling. I just don't see gerlckos walking down the street talking to their gerlcko friends, "Oh hey, a vajazzaling establishment that caters to amphibians, how lucky are we. Who is down for a vajazzalin'? I'm buying!"

    Geckos aren't not out vajazzaling themselves. They have other shit to worry about. Clearly.

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