A caller talks to me about the recent murder of their grandparents at the hand of the 15 year old kid they fostered.
Then a mysterious man reveals an alarming truth about foreskins and beauty creams. (You’ll have to listen to this one to believe it.)
Later a caller tells me what it’s like working at Arby’s and another caller worries they may be forming a partying habit that’s caused them to lose touch with themselves.
Throw a paper ball into a garbage can. I am a gecko.
TIMECODES-
0:00 – Intro
0:15 – Recent murder of their grandparents
12:41 – Alarming truth about foreskins and beauty creams
23:00 – Working at Arby’s
43:23 – Forming a partying habit
59:58 – How to call the gecko
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A dog with human balls is just wha this world needs #JusticeForDogs
20:43 I can hear the gears turning and my man spits out a gem
someone needs to tell this dude they don’t cut the balls off of dogs when they get neutered
From dog balls to hamster lungs, so out of pocket 💀
Dogs balls dude… I feel for you and your dog.
The guy worried about his dogs balls. I worked in a clinic and it was always the men who would express concern over their dogs balls. I had them tell me the most wild things comparing their own balls to their dogs. Like sir I am at work, I do not want to hear about your testicles. Its very weird.
It's a fact, indeed. Sandra bullock…omg her last name is Bullock😹admitted to it on Ellen..smh
Foreskin Dahmer destroyed Lyle with facts and logic. Wow
i hope the young lady can heal and have support around her to help her move on. i hope she can focus her feelings of anger towards being a better person and accomplishing her goals.
lyle, i love the podcast, i just looked you up on youtube and came to this video since i just listened to the audio
im very fond of the podcast, some of the stories are very relatable and helped me acknowledge that im not alone
23:00 is the best one in this episode.
every one look at my comment:
i stream this on my tv when i do stuff around the house, the chopped chicken guy and Lyles convo really help me out, long live lyle.
Welcome to food service kid, you gotta demand respect by knowing wtf you are talking about or feigning the confidence and act like you do.
Definitely shoulda named this EP the chopped chicken dimension & how to avoid it lol
Bro geck why did u not shut down the threats of violence immediately?! That first call… That women literally threatened to assualt the underage foster sister that turned in the murderer. This woman is hurt but she is not mentally ok 🤦
I hope the first caller finds healing within her family and the goals she wishes to accomplish. I feel like the guilt of not stopping things before they happened will eat at the foster kids sister and she may feel remorse but at the same time , they’re both kids , if my sibling said some sht like that to me I probably wouldn’t believe them . But in all honesty I hope the caller can direct her grief and anger towards the betterment of her /her family’s life fr .
Listening to the food service guy gave me mild pain. It’s like hearing my sister. We both work food service but she’s still in the habit of bringing up these moron customers who should have already exited her brain. They’re not worth the energy of repeating this and letting it bug you
Bro why you tellin her not to beat that girl's ass lol its ok if she does that. Thats one of her goals and u tryna stop her for what
That look in his eyes wasn’t disappointment, it’s the ketamine
Ava and leanne have the same amount of syllables
Lyle i will find you and kream in ur beewhole soon… Just watch
I'm just here for the tip 🙏
i deal with several chop chicken people every day
I’m sorry chopped chicken boy…doesn’t matter if it’s fast food or fine dinning in a country club… people will get worked up for no good reason. 11 yrs in the industry..it will chew you out and spit you out if you let it..ya can’t please everybody. Some days can get to ya, but you better off letting it go. Like Lyle says laugh it off…
Wendy's Dude…
1) you only had to deal with these people for maybe a minute, they have to live with themselves.
2) those people having that anger right under the skin coming out with something so trivial(and not your fault), means they brought all of that negativity it into the situation and they're dumping their own frustration from their own life out there, on someone else.
Act kinder than you feel with these folks. You get a lot of mileage out of this with maintaining your own happiness and not get mixed in with their situation.