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A caller and I talk about leaving the matrix, if Jimmy Neutron is a bad guy, moving on from a break up, the South Park pinball machine, and other life stuff.
Afterwards a caller and I get very meta and another caller gives us all hope.
Go look at a bird. I am a gecko.
**TIMECODES**
0:00 – Intro
0:19 – A caller and I talk about leaving the matrix.
38:18 – A caller and I get very meta.
01:11:37 – Another caller gives us all hope.
01:25:35 – How to call the gecko!
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I thought the jack dude was pretty cool until he was talking about snitching on the guy in the bathroom drinking beer I mean c'mon so friggin what gd. I bet he's one of those guys that thinks like Barney Fife lmfao " Andy,Andy…." Where's my one bullet so I can shoot the guy in the bathroom drinking a beer pffft please. I mean so what the guy downed a couple beers in the bathroom section 5 article 4 paragraph 3 line 2 states that no person coming in the store shall go in the bathroom may consume alcohol. Throw the best buy book at him Barney lmfao
1:11 thanks Geck <3
mushrooms or lsd geck?
Amanda or whoever was so fucking anoying
The last lady was so annoying omgggg
That woman is a terrible listener…
The jewish lady personality was pretty hot ngl
First Staying off the mystic convo had me laughing out loud irl. That was therapy 😂😂😂
last caller is into you Geck
Lyle could teach plato some things
TBH? Shipping Lyle with Amanda.
I think the second caller was into Lyle, maybe too much.
goblin from the gobcast*
you ever think of having Goblin cohosting an episode?
We need "Stayin off the mystic" t shirts!
Clocking into work to get off the mystic
I love the matrix
That dude is absolutely not deathly allergic to nuts lol. I know people who if they're like 10 feet from a peanut bar go into anaphylaxis. Also, you can easily get a free epi pen if it's absolutely medically necessary lol there are many ways to get one. Go to any doctor ever and they will find you one.
Louie is so underrated for obvious reasons… He jsut had to jork his peanuts
It's hard being a single mom when I have no kids and I'm a dude 😎
We have a SouthPark pinball machine at an Irish pub in my city. It's aight.
8:38 is so relatable to me. FOMO is real, but so is The Geck. Geck, you're a 'bro' in every sense of the word. You probably don't like to be complimented, but I'm gonna say it anyway: you're the best, and so are your discussions.
Lyle you have lost alot of weight! keep it up man, your doing great 😉
Lyle was definitely off the mystic this episode
Honestly try to fight my way back in the matrix being disassociated like that sucks
thank you geck
This second caller should marry lyle
Sometimes it's easy to tell if Lyle has smoked before the show. This is definitely one of those days.
I was the 100th like it was so satisfying
Before I hear the rest of the call, just know jimmy neutron was responsible for all the adults getting kidnapped in the movie because he sent the signal the aliens intercepted into space
I have a great story to tell you. 🎉
Lets hope I get through
stay off the mystic people!