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A caller marries a stranger she meets on a girls trip to Belize, which snowballs into one of the most intense experiences of her life.
Then a final caller reflects on meeting and breaking up with an online boyfriend after one of my live shows.
Google says there are 24 species of hamster. I am a gecko.
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0:00 – Intro
0:17 – A caller marries a stranger she meets on a girls trip to Belize, which snowballs into one of the most intense experiences of her life.
44:25 – Then a final caller reflects on meeting and breaking up with an online boyfriend after one of my live shows.
01:04:40 – How to call the gecko!
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How the fuck was this guy NOT DEPORTED AFTER HE WAS CONVICTED OF STRANGELING SOMEONE. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
When the therapy geck needs a therapist
The first caller is just bad at decision making. Chose the worst group of friends possible to travel to foreign countries with. Low impulse control and oblivious to glaring not even red flags, these where blaring loud red alerts. Sheeesh.
I love that it was smash Bros that finally made the gecko have an existential crisis.😅
That first caller…. Why would you continue sharing your location with this person??? Delete the apps! Good Lord people PROTECT YOURSELVES 😭
Lyle you have to realize there is not set way to live life. Theres not a standard that you should be struggling to be fulfill. You need to realize that no matter how selfish it may sound or feel you need to do what makes you happy, and if you dont know what that is you need to experiment, test yourself. You need to live for you Lyle. Whether that's caring for the people you love or caring for yourself you have to do it for you. Anything short of that and youll always end up feeling like youre not getting anywhere.
The second caller was wonderful and I feel soooo seen
Hbox was NOT #1 for 11 years what in the actual f lmfao
Another example of emotions being the sole driving force behind a woman's decision making process! 🤣
The second caller is a vibe
Choose the bear
i paid for him to fly home that day
I couldn’t Belize my ears hearing that woman’s marriage story
Final caller is definitely a psychopath
Radiance?
15:57 Sounds like Borderline Personality Disorder. I have experienced this firsthand as far as antisocial behavior
BRO HUNGRYBOX IS THE FUCKING GOAT
"I'm just naturally strange" I FELT THAT.
should go without saying dont fall in love quickly its only human but the cup runeth over i love how easy it is to break the law and enter the country thats really cool
Downvoted and unsubbed for spending 2 mins talking about smash
It’s wild people call in to my bro the gekko with these crazy issues , they really need to find IRL HELP
Long time caller, first time listener
Lyle you should have mango and hbox on and talk them through their petty rivalry😂
What a degenerate she could have have a sweet husband 🎉
22:00 What did she expect marrying an absolute stranger
The jazz took too long to kick in got scared
Yoooooop Gecko shoutout too Melee!! 🎮 hope to be on your next podcast to talk about it!
Mia's a vibe 😊🎉
You have not won yet. Your stay at home dad life is your kids entire childhood. Make memories with them before they start actually figuring out what kind of parent you really are.
He's chasing the dopamine and serotonin. Breaking out of the chains of desire is the key. He is not happy unless a very specific event occurs and that is why he is miserable.
OMG the Hbox start 😂
hey my friend, we love you, and in case you wanna get rid of the gecko fantasy shit, we will keep loving you
bro hearing you talk about smash melee is amazing, im a fox falco main
Jesus is real. Hell is real. Heaven is real. We need Jesus to go to heaven because he died for our sins bro 🐸