A man tells me his story of going from cleaning piss and shit out of the play tubes of Chuck E. Cheese to having his car stolen at gunpoint by a 14 year old. If you’ve ever considered working with children it’s the episode for you.
Then a caller tells me about their relationship with whippets while inhaling a lot of them on the line, and a final caller reflects on his new role as a father.
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I wish I could share a picture of my job today. I'm removing hundreds, (close to 1000) of these nitro canisters from an upstairs bedroom down stairs to the garage.
That first guy is such a real one for having so much empathy even when the negativity was directed at him. Love that 🥲
The art museum where I'm from is always free. Tell me where I'm from geck.
7:32 what do you mean kids are crazy? A 12-year-old boy I don't think should have the vocabulary to call you that. Then he shouldn't have the aggression. It's the adults around him who either directly told him or exposed him to such rhetoric. And you should probably question that little boy afterwards and figure out how he understands how to say something like that because you can undermine a criminal.
Nitrous dude needs an update call. Poor buddy sounds so far gone.
guys whos whole personality just get high are so cringey
N²⁰ (Nitrus) is nothing like heroin or crack AT ALL. its a dissociative. Completely different.
…nah, that kid that mentioned the big three misogynist influencers is almost certainly in a household where their parents are arguing about that stuff. It's the equivalent of cursing. They know that these words/names evoke visceral reactions and they know enough to group them together, but I don't think that kid is using any of that knowledge in any way except as a litmus test for what they can expect in response from the adults they talk to.
They're trying to understand why those names are so polarizing, and trying to see who will be "on their side" in spite of the trigger words.
Working in fields w people who are marginalized literally completely changes your worldview and the first caller put so many experiences I’ve had with people into perspective. I’d recommend everyone able to should try to take a job in a similar place (mine was a womens shelter) because it teaches u so much about empathy and the world around u
Come to Shamb! If you liked Electric Forest and you like Canada, you'll like Shamb.
The guy who was doing nitrous really has bugged me since I heard it. I know that is his choice but I it was extremely difficult to get through and disturbing. I really wish geck would have maybe had tried to reach out and asked if he wanted help or something. I don't know I'm just really down by this episode. I just think it's messed up.
I love how many edm heads are mentioning that they saw you at eforest!! Raves are life changing!
I was at chuck e cheese as a kid up in the tube tower and this kid was leaning against the bubble glass and the frame gave-way. He fell out and I lunged for his arm but wasn't quick enough. It was like in Cliff Hanger. He fell and smacked his back hard on the Whack a mole machine below. Ambulance had to come. Don't remember the pizza.
If that guy is able to do nitrous throughout a conversation and still be able to hold a phone let alone hold a conversation, then he is doing something wrong 😂
"Oh 17 is tge perfect age for cleaning shit and vomit"…… me siiting here at age 40 who made a career of cleaning shit and vomit 🤗👍💩➕🤮
"I had a baby"
"That sounds awful"
I had the same rotten reaction
didn't even know nitrous was a thing until today.
LYLE I MET YOU TODAY AT THE SYDNEY SHOW AND WAS SO NERVOUS I FELT LIKE I TANKED IT IN THE MEET & GREET WISH I COULD HAVE TOLD YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE YOUR ENERGY , KEEP DOING WHAT YOUR DOING I WILL BE COMING BACK WHEN YOU VISIT SYDNEY AGAIN 🥹
I love that you were at forest! It’s my favorite festival
I think to the last guy’s question on what we call ourselves, we should go by Gecko Patients . We’re Therapy Gecko’s Patients
No way chuckle cheese is paying enough to clean shit and piss
I never noticed the 401 and you look a lot like a guy that come into the cumbys i work at 🤔
Id rather have no father than my father without question
LYLE IS 25? IM 25 and compared to Lyle I look 12.
This is a comment.
This guys super wholesome
I feel like the costume would make more sense if he didn't paint his face green because his face is like the geckos tongue
Geico
this stream was gold content. the fucking nos laughs hahaha
Nick is a wise man, I feel.
When the guy who does nitrous said that he was a line cook I was like, "That makes sense". I feel like I know this archetype 😂
i love u geck
which one of your parents is the gecko
Well, since you don't have kids, you should go to Vietnam!
Ah man I haven't don't duster in awhile, and listening to the one dude just kind of made me realize I'm never going to again. That was kind of depressing. (I know duster is different)
Ray, your privilege is showing. We don't need white people with savior complexes. We don't relate with you Ray.
Ray the white savior
I love you gecko!
awesome choice of callers for this drop sir. stay geckin
I cream pied Lyle
"Gotta be smart when you're being stupid." Words to live by.
I like how the nitrous guy turned into Putty for a bit
Gross
Geck it up!