A caller talks about how hooking up with his straight friend and the baggage that followed.
Afterwards a touring Scottish tattoo artist walks across a bridge, a caller struggles with having too much sex, a caller debates his relationship, and a final caller wonders if his nose infection is from eating pussy or a new drug he just snorted.
See you at the big game. I am a gecko.
**TIMECODES**
0:00 – Intro
0:19 – A caller talks about how hooking up with his straight friend and the baggage that followed.
12:38 – A touring Scottish tattoo artist walks across a bridge.
26:10 – A caller struggles with having too much sex.
33:57 – A caller debates his relationship.
50:06 – A final caller wonders if his nose infection is from eating pussy or a new drug he just snorted.
57:41 – How to call the gecko!
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This podcast is proof every american guy sounds the same
Staph is a bacteria that lives on everybody's skin, and is perfectly fine there, but it causes problems when it gets into the "meat".
So he could have gotten it from eating pussy and rubbing his nose in her crotch.
Or it could be any other skin contact with her. Or anyone at the club he bumped into, especially if they were sweaty.
Man I feel bad I know how to help the kid with the birth certificate problem. He just needs to go to a notary with all his paperwork and some photos and get a verified document saying you are who you are.
To the callers on this episode, thank you! I initially thought I was struggling, but some of you seem to be getting in your own way with conversations that often didn't make sense, even at a basic level. You guys need actual adults in your life. Can't get an ID figured out? honestly ask your mom at this point. The number of times the stories kept changing was astounding. The first few callers were particularly difficult to listen to. One person said they could be with just one partner, yet their actions and justifications were contradictory. It seems like there are some issues that need to be worked through. Lyle said he was going to be direct but he held back so much or just so high he wasn't paying attention.
these titles are crazy 😭
Thats not 2cb if you snorted 2CB your nose would burn so bad you want to die
Men who are homophobic AND treat women poorly AND are always complaining about their girlfriends/wives ARE COMPLETELY GAY
No fap probation 😂
Wow this channel got jewish, fast.
26:30 my lord. He has never done drugs lol 😂😆
As a pansexual woman. I have never even tempted the thought of hooking up with my straight best friends, or friends for that matter. I would have just said, "Bruh. I'm not a James Charles. Find another gay dude."
The last guy really needs to boost his confidence up, tough out and work through his current roadblocks & build up realistic and obtainable goals and go from there, too many times that mindset has lead people down a bad path.
Relate to the 3rd guy hard
Love the geck that don't hold back
Aaron just doesn’t get it… self-sabotaging to its fullest.
It’s not gay if you leave your shirt on
So, he's homophobic but has a gay best friend?
Dude is living in lala land.
gays r the werst
wat da??
🤞🏻
Brooo the first guy validated the fuck out of me tho ahhahahaha the times that I recall ever peeing the bed, I vividly remember peeing in my dreams lol
I can't believe this doesn't have millions of views 😮😮😮😮😮
I love you gecko , please never die❤❤❤
bi men when they interact with a straight person:
wonder why his popularity went down. his vids use to get between 800k-1.2m views
Letting yall know i was eating that puss at least twice a day for 4 days straight and had been washing my face at least 3 times a day because of it. all it would take for it to get infect is a cut on my nose. the scabbing didnt start until i the day after i got home. couldve picked it up at the airport but we will never know. what i do know is that puss was delicious. no regrets.
"Staph infections are caused by staphylococcus bacteria. These types of germs are commonly found on the skin or in the nose of many healthy people."
Me* omg a fellow scott 🏴 SCOTLAND FOREVER…wait hes coming here 🙀✨️😼
"Im gonna take the risk of allowing myself to be happy" feel that 🥲
I was hoping you would whip out a legit Terrence McKenna impression. "Take it easy, but take it!"
Aaron kinda sounded lazy ngl. Just get a name change or go online and do some research on the best solutions. It just seems like he doesn’t really want to do anything with his life and he’s competent with not having any accomplishments. That sucks, I hope he figures his shit out.
"Listen, I'm no whatever, but…."
18:40
We've all had the pee dream. Np bro… But butts
The Scottish girl sounds really cool. I want to send good juju her way, I hope her bad vibes were just anxiousness
Poor Aaron is a fucking mess, lol
To the guy having lots of gay sex good on you but it ends with you getting FULL BLOWN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIDS
This story smells like bull asshole
Aaron's straight friend sought him out because he was curious. Aaron had an attraction. That is why the friendship began. The friend is a little troubled and confused. I think Aaron is too tbh.
this needs time stamps so everyone can skip the first guy
Why do you make me happy it’s like a weird instinct I just feel like a just got home from a shitty day and now I just got a lil pet staring at me with the most. Want some g fuel
33:58 this call helped me more than i thought it did in the moment ive realized, i need to start setting some type of goals big or small i need to start doing something like he was telling me. I cant just sit around and expect to do better i need to get up and do something, anything is better than what i have been doing.
I love Terrence McKenna RAHHH
26:55 "sex is the worst drug, to me" uh bro, have you ever shot up a speedball of heroin + meth/coke/crack?? you ever smoked a WET CIGarette my mans? I think he's just too horny tbh