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A caller talks about how hooking up with his straight friend and the baggage that followed.

Afterwards a touring Scottish tattoo artist walks across a bridge, a caller struggles with having too much sex, a caller debates his relationship, and a final caller wonders if his nose infection is from eating pussy or a new drug he just snorted.

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0:00 – Intro
0:19 – A caller talks about how hooking up with his straight friend and the baggage that followed.
12:38 – A touring Scottish tattoo artist walks across a bridge.
26:10 – A caller struggles with having too much sex.
33:57 – A caller debates his relationship.
50:06 – A final caller wonders if his nose infection is from eating pussy or a new drug he just snorted.
57:41 – How to call the gecko!

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42 thoughts on ““I HOOKED UP WITH MY STRAIGHT FRIEND” – Therapy Gecko

  1. Staph is a bacteria that lives on everybody's skin, and is perfectly fine there, but it causes problems when it gets into the "meat".

    So he could have gotten it from eating pussy and rubbing his nose in her crotch.

    Or it could be any other skin contact with her. Or anyone at the club he bumped into, especially if they were sweaty.

  2. Man I feel bad I know how to help the kid with the birth certificate problem. He just needs to go to a notary with all his paperwork and some photos and get a verified document saying you are who you are.

  3. To the callers on this episode, thank you! I initially thought I was struggling, but some of you seem to be getting in your own way with conversations that often didn't make sense, even at a basic level. You guys need actual adults in your life. Can't get an ID figured out? honestly ask your mom at this point. The number of times the stories kept changing was astounding. The first few callers were particularly difficult to listen to. One person said they could be with just one partner, yet their actions and justifications were contradictory. It seems like there are some issues that need to be worked through. Lyle said he was going to be direct but he held back so much or just so high he wasn't paying attention.

  4. As a pansexual woman. I have never even tempted the thought of hooking up with my straight best friends, or friends for that matter. I would have just said, "Bruh. I'm not a James Charles. Find another gay dude."

  5. The last guy really needs to boost his confidence up, tough out and work through his current roadblocks & build up realistic and obtainable goals and go from there, too many times that mindset has lead people down a bad path.

  6. Letting yall know i was eating that puss at least twice a day for 4 days straight and had been washing my face at least 3 times a day because of it. all it would take for it to get infect is a cut on my nose. the scabbing didnt start until i the day after i got home. couldve picked it up at the airport but we will never know. what i do know is that puss was delicious. no regrets.
    "Staph infections are caused by staphylococcus bacteria. These types of germs are commonly found on the skin or in the nose of many healthy people."

  7. Me* omg a fellow scott 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 SCOTLAND FOREVER…wait hes coming here 🙀✨️😼

    "Im gonna take the risk of allowing myself to be happy" feel that 🥲

  8. Aaron kinda sounded lazy ngl. Just get a name change or go online and do some research on the best solutions. It just seems like he doesn’t really want to do anything with his life and he’s competent with not having any accomplishments. That sucks, I hope he figures his shit out.

  9. Aaron's straight friend sought him out because he was curious. Aaron had an attraction. That is why the friendship began. The friend is a little troubled and confused. I think Aaron is too tbh.

  10. Why do you make me happy it’s like a weird instinct I just feel like a just got home from a shitty day and now I just got a lil pet staring at me with the most. Want some g fuel

  11. 33:58 this call helped me more than i thought it did in the moment ive realized, i need to start setting some type of goals big or small i need to start doing something like he was telling me. I cant just sit around and expect to do better i need to get up and do something, anything is better than what i have been doing.

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