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A caller talks fatherhood, considers moving into a van, and tries to figure out what to do with their life.
Afterwards a caller sends videos of himself farting, a caller learns more about humanity thru his photography business, and a final caller is very happy they got fired.
It is time to destroy Pluto. I am a gecko.
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0:00 – Intro
0:16 – A caller talks fatherhood, considers moving into a van, and tries to figure out what to do with their life.
23:48 – A caller sends videos of himself farting.
45:03 – A caller learns more about humanity thru his photography business.
01:01:39 – A final caller is very happy they got fired.
01:13:17 – How to call the gecko!
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22 thoughts on ““I MIGHT DOWNSIZE TO A VAN” – Therapy Gecko”
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Don't let those considering "van life" sugar coat what they're talking about doing, they're trying to convince themselves that being homeless is a better option and it's not.
"I can't kill myself cuz I got a magic tournament on monday" is so real. Having just 1 thing to look forward to in a week really keeps you going!
I don’t think living in a van is a great environment for a kid.
This episode has a special storm of stories for sure
First guy, buddy don’t worry once your kid hits a certain age you’ll be annoyed at how much you have to play with him 😂
Listening to Elon Musk was really eye-opening
25:25 what Vice documentary are they talking about?
Kyle, sorry to say it. But you don't care anymore… Get empathy back.
I don't have a kid, but I was intentionally homeless for a while. I'm not sure it is such a good idea.
The photographer sounds like he’s trying way too hard to sound intellectual
31:27 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I can't believe somone that got robbed of two fart videos also questions people for visas to the UK. But also I can believe it and do.
19:40 this guy needs a different therapist. There are therapists who dig and therapists who examine. He has an examiner and needs someone to coax him into that deeper layer of what he wants in life.
She therapize my shi until I geck
First dude talking about being intentionally homeless and making less money to support his 2 year old. Maybe get serious bro. You think his baby mama wants him crashing on her couch every other weekend?
Damn, lyle. I could see your abs through your green skin. Keep it up, man.
That last guy sounded like a real cool guy
The first one….man I dunno. Too casual. Wish washy. Yeah man. Sure dude. Okay well….ttyl!
Dude, you gotta chill with the nicotine ads on Apple podcast. The salacious ad had me fiending and I’ve been clean for like six years off nic.
Gary7’s hot cat helper ❤
Who up therapying their Gecko rn
That gecko sure is therapying