A pizza delivery driver shares his experiences on the job, the various characters he meets along the way, and the frightening reality of seeing a bit of himself in these characters.
Then a pair of brothers speak on some bubbling concerns over their gambling habit, a guy tells me how he and his best friend accrued 1.25 million dollars worth of debt, and a final caller questions if teaching grade school was the right career path for them.
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**TIMECODES**
0:00 – Intro
0:16 – Pizza delivery driver shares his experiences on the job.
22:02 – Pair of brothers speak on some bubbling concerns over their gambling habit.
33:20 – Guy and best friend accrued 1.25 million dollars worth of debt.
48:01 – Caller questions if teaching grade school was the right career path for them.
59:39 – How to call the gecko!
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eating pizza now, ty, this added clarity to my drunk pizza moment
Haha, I worked at papa johns and oh BOY I got stories
the real questions getting asked
feel like that hannah montana thing went straight over her head for some reason. if she had heard it a million times you think she'd react differently
That teacher needs to lose weight and gain some hobbies
"Tainted cum"- bro, I laughed so fucken hard at that comment XD
The zah brah
Well done man and yes you might relapse but just keep trying and you will get there. I quit drinking during lock down and it changed my life for the better. Stay strong bro 😁
man oh man what a lucky guy delivering pizza supporting his hard working schoolgirl….and that car salesman dude is literally the definition of slimey
dont talkk about 80 hourr work weeks when youre playing catch the bad guy while theres work to be done fool bro shame dog
In my former years of food delivery, i’ve seen my fair share of coochies and man nipples.
Still looking for the full podcast from 2/20 and 2/27. Has everyone forgotten that those were never posted on any platform?
Why do so many of these callers always sound identical?
I've had an hour of contemplation while gazing into the eyes of a Gecko, yet I'm only left with a sense of emptiness.
I’ve delivered pizza off and on for about five years and this has happened to me about six times.
Five of which where all college aged girls and one really old couple who where both naked
She would be a real female dog if she left him after she came up. I hope she's a keeper Aiden. These tricks out here be trickin.
What time are his streams
I've been silently watching your content for a while – I have to say, even though you're not a therapist, you are EXCELLENT at listening and reflecting non-judgementally. You give me a lot of script and attitude to go forward into my own, real practice when I graduate.
You got me bricked up again Lyle.
We need “I<3 geck” shirts ‼️
As a former dominos delivery driver, there are some crazy stories
FFS. Racist against all races?
Lol, he said the man was only rude to aiden sometimes but rude towards the Black lady ALL the time. Chances are he is grumpy but extra grumpy w Black peoples bc he is racist kmt.
love that pizza guy hahahaha
“DMT, casually…”
Damn wtf 😭
I always think it’s so funny when the caller asks Lyle how he is and he just continues with a different question lol
I delivered pizzas in North Eastern Nevada for 5 years during and after high-school. I've had a few encounters with the typical naked lady at hotels. But my favorite was always delivering to the Brothels. Not only did they give great cash tips, but the other tips I'd receive were remarkable.
Having a lizard tell you your mom had tainted cum injected into her.
Why is the video not on Spotify?
Where are the monday streams from 2/20 and 2/27? Two full streams that I've been dying to see. Not on twitch or youtube 🥺
Very Euphoric
Lyle looks like a young Brian Redban
pizza delivery driver supporting a household , damn … i hope his gf doesnt cheat on him
Thanks for another episode 🍻
There's a video of me when I was like 14 rapping "fn problems" the song by ASAP Rocky that Lyle was talking about lol. Good times
“Only do one illegal thing at a time” did not expect that from a teacher but 🫡
Aren't we all just tainted cum at the end of the day?
love u and your videos, sending love ❤️
Did the Jersey Shore guy say how he had a bunch of money coming his way to look into buying businesses? I mean, after he defaulted on a 1.5 million loan?
thank u caller number 1 for getting straight to the story
pizza guy from the first call here! thank you so much lyle i am now 6 days sober!
I feel like Aiden might be blurred out on pornhub somewhere
Isn't the call dealership call a much older call? I recall hearing his entire story about a year, perhaps even two years ago? Not complaining, just trying to confirm I'm not insane lol
This first interview is fantastic. I relate a lot to the problem of daily drinking, and it can be a real struggle. I started reading the Alcoholics Anonymous book 2 days ago since that's an easier step than going to a meeting lol. Haven't gotten too far yet, but I'm hoping that I find it helpful.
It seems like that stuff never happens to any other kind of delivery drivers or app base delivery drivers like Uber. You always happens to some random guy that you've never met who either was too socially awkward to understand what was going on or wasn't interested "sigma memes*
Hannah Montana 😂
Pizzar
8:27 "I wanna be a pizza da puzzle" -pizza man 2023
"You were tainted cum from the start"
Absolutely beautiful, Geck
God bless this podcast to live vicariously as a pizza delivery driver. 🍕🙏
ASAP ROCKY sang Fuckin Problems with drake and 2 chainz