“I PLEASURED MYSELF IN AN ATTACK HELICOPTER” – Therapy Gecko

36 thoughts on ““I PLEASURED MYSELF IN AN ATTACK HELICOPTER” – Therapy Gecko”

1. Im so sad, that Lyle has never watched 'Jingle All The Way' 😢

2. My heart goes to the helicopter fap guy! Please have some treatment (someone actually rly good, that will not go away and is good enough to be able to listen), I almost cried here about your life nowadays ❤️‍🩹

3. 😭😭😭😭😭😰

4. 6:33 tactical boner nuke

5. I came for the answer to the short on if it was gay or not. I stayed for the extremely isnight nature of the programing. I understand why you have almost 600K subscribers

6. Dude jus needs to go airsofting😂😂😂

7. To the guy jacking off in a helicopter. I wouldnt say its gay, I jacked off in a room with 5 other sleeping dudes a few time in the army. You get less intimate when living so close with dudes, but its not something you'd want to show ofc. Also to Heli guy, come to Poland/Krakow. A lot of Americans have moved here to live and work. Its a huge English community here and many jobs that only require your English to begin with. But it'll of course be a 9-5 job, but at least a new beginning.

8. Is it gay is the last question on my mind.

9. combat jack isnt gay, dude was just nervous

10. How do you not jack it in a attack bird?

11. Just self-regulating…probably nothing to do with being horny or anything directly sexual

12. I knew he was real serious when I heard the desperation in his voice when he said "is it gay if it takes more skills ?" But it's sad like I'm sure being in the army is a great place to fuck dudes, sadly they're mostly homophobic.

    (Also about the excitement of war : the value of not killing people's loving ones for the sake of your shitty government is really good to help sober this urge. Even though it's hard.)

13. I thought to myself randomly the last guy sounded kinda 💁‍♂️ then right after that your question is if his kid is his or what had me giggling 😂😅

14. Well in Trenches in both world wars they had jack shacks and im jail we did too 🤣 u gotta beat ur shit after so long

15. "we need air support"

    "I gotchu, aaaa~"

16. – Black Cock Down
    – Blueball Thunder
    – Saving Ryan's Private
    – Cockpocalypse Now
    – Heavy Metal Jack It
    – Cock of Duty
    – Dick from Above
    – Fapper for Effect
    – Helicockter
    – Spunk Ops

17. Honorably Discharged For Dishonourably Discharging

18. I'm glad my bro Shinji is is finally going to therapy.

19. Tactical Boner nuke 😂😂😂

20. He's the helicopter masturbator 😂

21. “I plead the fifth” is wild

22. The caller has more comedic skill than the host

23. honestly not a bad move being on post nut clarity before a battle

24. Cut the first guy some slack, he had the balls to cum out of the helicopter- SOMEHOW.

25. 🤣 he sounds so concerned with the actual response he is gonna get!

26. -We need backup!
    -Am coming aaahhhhhhhh

27. There is no way this guy can be lying….how would he keep a straight face??😂

28. That first caller is an absolute nut, literally 😂💀

29. Im a recovering addict. I thins haopening to me. Not the helicopter jacking off thing. But i think i subconsciously miss excitement. Now nothing is exciting and i just try making it thiugh the day. And i dont want that kind of excitement anymore but everything is just so mundane and conversations and people are just mumdane.. im 9 yrs off h, and the omly thing that makes me happy and full of life is my kids. And that is enough but i do feel like i can relate to this a lot.

30. This was hilarious 😂

31. this turns me on😂😂😂

32. “It probably stuck to the side of the thing”

33. You only have to turn in uniform items if you get a dishonorable discharge first guy did something fishy for sure

34. Advice for the first guy: start doing real estate investing. You have an amazing opportunity to get house for basically zero. You can buy another house right now. I can share more info in the comments, but its depends on your thoughts on the topic. You need to tske control on your life. You are probably in a depression, and you need to take care about yourself, first

35. This ended up being more wholesome than I thought it would lol

36. In a helicopter, in the army, yet not a soldier. He MUST have been an aviation mechanic.

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