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Demetri Martin explains why rock-paper-scissors is illogical, people in glass houses really should throw stones and turtles are the ideal way to advertise a band.

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Demetri Martin. Person.
Original airdate: Jan 14, 2007

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48 thoughts on “Demetri Martin. Person. – Full Special

  1. AI had the answer:

    For a zebra to appear grey to the human eye, it would need to be running at a speed of roughly 40 miles per hour (64 kilometers per hour), which is considered their top speed; at this distance, the stripes would become too blurred to distinguish individually, making the zebra appear as a solid grey color.

    Key points to remember:

    Distance matters:

    The further away a zebra is, the more its stripes will blend together, making it appear greyer.

    Predator vision:

    Different predators have different visual acuity, so a zebra might appear grey to a lion at a shorter distance than to a human.

    Stripe pattern:

    The specific pattern of stripes on a zebra also plays a role in how quickly it appears grey when moving.

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  3. What if Mitch Hedberg and Bo Burnham had a baby, gave it tv and a few Goodwill musical instruments, and locked it in its room until it turned 20?

    = Demitri Martin

  4. He's my cousin his mother's father was my grandmother brother matter fact his father married my mother and father his grandma was the best I personally never met him but his mom were first cousins with my mother and sadly she died of almhimers rip aunt Lillian my cousins were on his stand up once 😅 I'm trying to get into comdey I thought if meet him a few years back with his brother we went to a met game sadly he left the fam no one talks with him anymore and it's a shame because his mother rip she was the coolest his dad died the year I was born and aftet his mother died he dipped out

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