Demetri Martin explains why rock-paper-scissors is illogical, people in glass houses really should throw stones and turtles are the ideal way to advertise a band.
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Demetri Martin. Person.
Original airdate: Jan 14, 2007
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31:15 😂😂😂
heheheha
I especially like the charts. 😉
He was hilarious in the movie “take me home tonight” lol
7:25 that joke could easily have been in a Mitch Hedberg set…
It's ice bear from we bare bears
The lady scream laughing at 13:56 is one of the main reasons i remember this special exists. I hope shes still laughing somewhere out there 😂
might be my fav stand up act of all time
what do you MEAN this special is almost 20 years old? what do you MEAN IM OLD
He’s like the poor man’s Mitch Hedberg. He’s just funny enough to not turn it off, but not funny enough to laugh.
painful laughter at this one; nobel prize for comedy
Dimitri Martin tries to be funny but all I do is laugh at him.
90 percent of Demetri's show involves art or an instrument because he is afraid of editors butchering his content
I feel like demetri and jg quintel would be friends
Reminds me of Mitch Hedberg.
He predicted AI with that ransom joke!
I caught this live when it aired and haven't been able to find it since.
Literally one of my favorite specials ever.
DEMETRI IS THE GOAT
AI had the answer:
For a zebra to appear grey to the human eye, it would need to be running at a speed of roughly 40 miles per hour (64 kilometers per hour), which is considered their top speed; at this distance, the stripes would become too blurred to distinguish individually, making the zebra appear as a solid grey color.
Key points to remember:
Distance matters:
The further away a zebra is, the more its stripes will blend together, making it appear greyer.
Predator vision:
Different predators have different visual acuity, so a zebra might appear grey to a lion at a shorter distance than to a human.
Stripe pattern:
The specific pattern of stripes on a zebra also plays a role in how quickly it appears grey when moving.
He's becoming Mitch Hedberg.
Bland Gen Z "comedy"…
8:59 that tech guy was invisible
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Love this king.
He's back, eh?? Cool
That glitter joke is old as hell…
Prettty bad comedian malisimo !!!!!!!
How many dildoes were there Diddy?
Mitch would be proud of this set
17 years later and his jokes are still flying
Gold
What if Mitch Hedberg and Bo Burnham had a baby, gave it tv and a few Goodwill musical instruments, and locked it in its room until it turned 20?
= Demitri Martin
You and Mitch Hedburg😂 are my favies
The end of the guitar bit is proper
He was sort of like the Beck of comedy. Old Beck, when Beck was still good.
He's my cousin his mother's father was my grandmother brother matter fact his father married my mother and father his grandma was the best I personally never met him but his mom were first cousins with my mother and sadly she died of almhimers rip aunt Lillian my cousins were on his stand up once 😅 I'm trying to get into comdey I thought if meet him a few years back with his brother we went to a met game sadly he left the fam no one talks with him anymore and it's a shame because his mother rip she was the coolest his dad died the year I was born and aftet his mother died he dipped out
That was SO FUN/FUNNY‼ He better have got a standing ovation, weird how people don't do it on their own, they notice others & then stand. God that was good!
Genius ❤❤❤
I want more!😂
What Key is that harmonica in??? Lol
Demetri, straight people are part of the rainbow. It includes everyone.
What year was this?
This is from 2007 in case anyone didn't read the description.
24:15
The only bad thing about this guy… You have to watch him. You can't do the dishes.
wonderful
He is talentus unlimitus….
i always called glitter 'stripper scabies'