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A caller wakes up to his best friend and his girlfriend having sex at his place, causing him to wonder if he will be a “lonely gamer boy” forever.
Then we revisit the concept of “gooning” – watching several screens of porn at once – with a guy who adopted the lifestyle during the pandemic and is suspicious that he might have an addiction.
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fuck yeah dude elden ring
I play tarkov instead of elden ring now if anyone is down for some self hatred hmu lmao I need friends
The cuck episode
Idk the first call the geck seemed a little off. Like without the pregnancy or the cheating/boundary breaking, it's pretty reasonable to be upset that your very good friend and ex start to date(without you all being like mutual friends from the start). Like it will almost certainly harm or break the friendship for most people and make the post break up with the ex much worse since you then have to be around the person more THEN add the cheating thing/the pregnancy thing, it's reasonable to be upset and pissed at these two, but obvi theres limits and no reason to beat yourself up about it.
+ This kid was just too optimistic about the post breakup 'friendship', like often it's best to sort of immediately partition from an ex and actually kind of dislike them(again not doing anything about that but being like 'fuck that person' is a great way to avoid unreasonable regret or backsliding like he did)
thumbnail of this one hits home because i always be playing mario while listening to this podcast
"long story short", good one
Is no one gonna talk about how this guy showed up, named himself "Parker" and basically explained the love life of Spider-man?
if i leave she’ll kill herself but she cheated , im so lost
I think it's very satisfying when a video titles is said in the first sentence of the video
I'm a father and play a whole lotta elden ring
I dont even feel sympathy for the dude he should THANK GOD. He is simping for a woman that is not worth it at all. Fuck that bitcg
first guy sucks balls at telling stories
Is the producers name Brannon ??!?
48:39 – "WHAT THE F!" 😂
“Your phone sucks “ 😂😂😂💀💀
Honestly everytime i hear somone say theyre polyamorous especially a women i instantly want to just get away from them
If you’re in a poly relationship you’re a cuck
They two scumbags deserve each other
Polyamory is just fancy for hey let me cheat on you whenever I want
Yeaaaaa there was a lot more to my story then what I told I tried to summarize but missed a ton of details. Thank u guys for the support I do have a therapist now and a job finally. Still am sleeping on the airmatress though. Praise be to the GOD KING GECK. Hoping to get a bed soon
As someone named brandon who also dealt with that kind of relationship. I cant help but be compelled to share a bit. Don't do it. If you have even a shread of doubt about a open relationship just don't. Im with someone of 6 years and its made every day with her a struggle when she has done nothing but stand by me. She's the love of my life and one relationship from when i was younger has fucked me up for life.
Fuck that's heart breaking. I've felt that before what the first caller felt. However I didn't walk in on them fucking I feel like that would've broken me back then lol I just was led on very hard and then betrayed lol back in high-school I'm married now so don't care anymore but I remember the feeling still.
A lamp is not a phone charger.
Brandon your phone
As if she couldn’t read the situation. Considering
Your phone sucks ax
I am simping for lyle so hard. In my Lyle simp era 😞
Poor kid. Poly isn't the reason for shitty behavior and bad character.
But i can understand needing an outlet to blame.
Lyle, please have a Gecked day.
Am I the only one that didnt think the first caller was being ridiculous? I could never be in an open or polygamous relationship, but isn't it typical to set boundaries with each other? Don't screw my friends or coworkers seems like an reasonable request to me??
Parker that sounds like a win-win. You aren’t stuck with a kid and ur asshole friend is.
She for da streets bro
i had the sam Polyamorous nightmare, it never works out long term from what i've seen
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I cant lie, I was a gamer nerd until I shotguned myself into online dating and I'm now almost married to the love of my life. It cured me of my virginity and made me into a real man.
parker gonna unalive himself lol
For ev ver
Parker’s first must be Peter, cause he can’t catch a break.
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