Lynne Koplitz recounts her experiences with LA diet culture, having a boyfriend of five years and trying to recall what Jesus would do in Manhattan.
Original airdate: April 29, 2005
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Your toot-thsie pop
I didn't know Comedian Barbie was this funny. π
Beautifully done ππ½ππ½ππ½
Twice as funny as she is beautiful.
As a man, i can honestly speak for my male friends. Dont care if a women fakes. We are not faking ours! Women dont need to orgasm to keep our species going, but men need to. If it takes a womem 20 minutes, she not doing it right..
Just awesome π
Hormonal Beast on Netflix one of my all time favorites. She is adorable here, imagine a lifetime of honing her huge talent. Full belly laughs!π
Cindy Crawford's alter ego. π
trump made the first two women look like fools, i am sure they are feeling it after the talk and the lady to the far right faired so much better
Not funny. What happened to real comedy
Oh jeez, I thought this was Cindy Crawford at first
You are a survivor of Chihuahua
addiction to spiritually injected
glass crystals .
Gwyneth is is curling up in
fetal position sobbing
on another lump of hair .
Awesome set! I love a good looking woman who's funny. In my time, we were all so god-damned insecure, we couldn't possibly even try. The more I see it happen, the more it makes me wanna give it a go one of these days. Even if I fall flat.
β€β€β€β€ So beautiful π β€β€β€
lynn is adorable, spicy, hilarious, and has two of the biggest eyes I've ever seen. But that voice is just amazing! I could listen to Lynn talk all day. And she's the perfect size.
I like dating homeless women because when the date is over you can drop them off anywhereπ π my name is being withheld to keep my ass from being whooped.
My southern Mama told me, "You can say anything with a smile on your face" That a southern accent and she just proved it. Hilarious! And yes, looking like a grown up skipper doll doesn't hurt either. What a beautiful young lady.
Gorgeous, objectively.
Definitely has her own one off style. That is rare and on the best can pull it off.
I dug it she was funny!
That was truly a lol set- I was dying!
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Lynne is a beautiful woman and very entertainingπ
Her weight is fine. I love her
She STILL CRACKS ME UP !
I love Lynnes stuff. From when this cae out 15 or so yrs ago til the present in 2024. But i cant remember ever hearing a audience clap so much on every joke almost. Again…she's great. Every jokes lands. But what ppl dont realize in stand up is how crucial timing is. If your timing gets thrown off it can seriously tank a set. I mean that highlights her talent even more. But it's still strange to me that the audience erupts so big after every little funny thing at the start. Like she's still setting up her joke and the audience is clapping like its the punchline.
Grapes arenβt food, they cleanse my palate, from my Big Mac in order to eat my Fish Filet! Lmbo! π
Just saw this wow 100% π―ππΊπΈππππͺ
She's going places.. π
Wow – super! Thank you Lynne!
Loved Lynne "Dina" on
Z Rock!!!!!
This is like watching a clone of Cindy Crawford that's Jewish and funny, lol!
why is the algo and CC putting up Lynne's comedy now? After never hearing of her?
She got cancer or something?
wtf yall slept on her and i rely on you assholes to recommend. God bless her oncologist, ya'll pray for her
I remember to this day seeing a VERY CUTE high school senior girl working at a 7-11. As I walked by her while she was LICKING an ice cream across the the top with such a slow seductive style that I couldn't take my eyes off her. I walked right into a display case and she cracked up. I still can see her face after 40 years.
Wow….Bradley you nailed it
I totally thought she was Cindy Crawford in the thumbnail.
She is good and I'll take her if you don't want her!
She look a lot better a size 20 with thick thighs and a nice behind in shiny leather leggings
Now this woman is funny, Beautiful and knows how to hold a crowd. Love her, first time hearing and seeing her TY for the video.
Well if you think it's bad walking down Manhattan eating a lollipop, I would say nobody can walk down LA and be able to eat a lollipop without being herassed like that
That was really good but don't even play like you don't know the South's gonna rise again
I remember watching this as a teen! Just looked her up sheβs STILL GORGEOUS! HOW? She so funny.
She is alot like Cindy Crawforford facially
Amusing.
Ok, she's funny, damn funny.
The safecracker bit ππ
Lynn you are a babydoll. And you would be so fun to be able to hang out with. And I am from N.C. myself. You are a funny lady
Haven't seen this in 20 years im 31 π
5:43 πππ 16:36 lol she tried