“I AM A PROPHET” – Therapy Gecko

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1. Alani is better than Celsius

2. "Hundred and oneth" fucking got me 😂😂

3. Lyle!!!!! did you see the commercial where Geico shouted you out???????

4. That 2nd guy is hard to listen to, what a waste man.. Hope he wakes the fuck up!!

5. i'm too scared to download the files but here are the descriptions of them on pirate bay:

   Liber Anarkhos:
   "Liber Anarkhos – An Anarchist Grimoire By A. Wretch

   The beginning is an essay on the failings of traditional pacifist protest and ideas on what occult oriented protest might look like. Then a Grimoire providing ideas on an Anarchist pantheon, also a rite to enter in to an Anarchist astral temple to meet the Goddess Dysnomia utilizing DMT or Salvia Divinorum. This writing is the practical explanation of how to encourage an anarchist consciousness, the result of my workings with Dysnomia.

   This pdf is not intended as an introduction to anarchism but it is an excerpt from an upcoming book providing in depth explorations into the connections between Anarchism and the occult. Other topics in the full book are entheogens, memes, neural plasticity, fractals and language and the corrupting nature of authoritarianism and all the ignorance associated with it.

   A basic understanding of political anarchism is very helpful, but its chaos individualism will be evident for people familiar with that branch of occultism.

   PDF 39 pages"

   Chronicles of Anarchy:
   "Taking the view that all true spirituality is inherently Anarchist at it's core, this pdf book is a comprehensive examination of the many links between Anarchism, the Occult and Mysticism. It is presented within the broad framework of a modern myth and poetry and tells the story of a young punk Anarchist writer, who discovers the magickal nature of reality and so decides to write a book to spread awareness and spiritual anarchism. However it also heavily researched and like so many spiritualities, it uses this mythology as a vehicle for transmitting the mysteries, with the majority of the book being the prosaic teachings of the protagonist. It assumes no knowledge on the part of the reader and provides introductions to the topics discussed, before going on to more original and in depth ideas. While a history of spiritual anarchists and the theocratic black magicians that oppose them is given to provide context, this book focuses more on integrating mystical and magickal teachings from around the world and creating a detailed and modern Anarchist spirituality that suits the individual. It also provides a variety of practical ritual meditative techniques for creating an Anarchist consciousness, as well as using magick for activist and Anarchist purposes. If you were ever looking for an Anarchist grimoire, this is it! One of the main themes of the book is the global use of psychedelics or “entheogens” for spiritual purposes and how they can be utilized for overcoming the counter-revolutionary aspects of the mind. The book also explains how Occult techniques can be used to help direct the trips for expanding consciousness and performing magick. (especially DMT and Salvia Divinorum) Another primary theme is how language and “memes” apply to fractals, how Noam Chomsky's notion of “universal grammar” was actually discovered by Occultists along with the scientific method, but also how language shapes human consciousness, politics and the world around us. Other topics include an Occult interpretation of the historical origins of the monetary and legal systems, as well as the origins of Judaism, Christianity and governments through theocracy. Inside you will find explanations for how art and “memes” can be used for Anarchist propaganda, how ritual and magick apply to “neuroplasticity” and how all these things can literally shape our brains either to create free will, or as a form of brainwashing. This book explains theocracy as the root of all hierarchy which is itself the result of a kind of Obsessive compulsive memetic brain virus created by "black magicians." All this and much more is found within, while the epilogue explains groundbreaking political interpretations of “The Cube of Space,” Solomonic magick, Enoch and the Watchers, Gnosticism and world mythology in general. Here the author shows how this mythology relates to a meteorite death cult and ancient astronomical events, atomic theory, numerology and sacred geometry. It also gives advanced ideas on reconstructing an old world form of Alchemical Tantric Shamanism and how magick squares can be utilized with set theory to create the philosopher's stone in your brain!
   
   A chapter by chapter synopsis is given in the table of contents"

6. 45 seconds of unsinkable ads just to start the video

7. jail does some funny stuff to your head

8. I am in an undiscwosed wocation in asia

9. "Do they have to have sex with you? Just checking." 😂😂

10. 2nd dude is a bum, he knows he is doing wrong towards his family and doesn't care. It's one thing to not care about the wrong you're doing to yourself but it's different for family

11. Mark, youre living the dream buddy, if anything id say try to do more things with your kids, but other than that keep living the dream and dont feel bad about it. The better you feel about things, the better everyone else will too. Hope you see this buddy

12. Geck you shouldn't have to download them, you can probably just read them straight off a website.

13. wait it cost money to call on google 😮

14. Has anyone asked this gecko about his family
    How could this many be so selfish

15. I've never heard someone describe the feeling of "getting out of the fog"

16. Second guy needs to get humbled badly. He’s been on cruise control too long, wake up brother

17. Apparently they're Grimmoires 🧐, my skin tone and poor judgement has directed me in the opposite direction though.

18. the "prophet" is the wildest caller by far! always listened on spotify and didn't even know you had video and guests 😂

19. We just witnessed a gecko debunk a prophet

20. First guy might be from South Asia. Pakistan, Bangladesh, Afghanistan etc. I dont think he's from East Asia. China, Japan, Taiwan etc. Just going by his tone and accent. Asia is so huge, specificity is necessary to gauge where people are talking about. Same as generalisation of Europe. Not sure why he was being so intentionally vague

21. First caller fucking annoying

22. This always helps me out when I have a bad day..my bro name is Izzy 😂

23. My two cents about the second caller's situation, stop beating yourself up man, give yourself kindness and love, and communicate with your family about your existential crisis. Stop judging yourself for your behaviors, because those judgements aren't yours.

24. I love that he’s a gecko and talks to people

25. That first guy was so incredibly boring.. the start of the interview "I'm a cult leader", the end of the interview "I have no idea who started the cult "… What a waste of 20 mins

26. 2nd guy is taking too much Adderall to game at night

27. The lizzid people king

28. I was 20 and had a child it was a terrible idea.

29. Soo, did anyone download the PDF?

30. First caller was 🥱💩💩💩

31. 44:10
    That ignorance. Stoners are known to crash or are you being prejudice? Very strange inaccurate perspective you have with P0t.

32. 29:50
    Why do you think life is better without P0t? Is that logical or are you indoctrinated with misinformation?

33. On the phone call with the Dad that smokes cigs/weed, the entire time I was saying, “what he’s experiencing is shame!” because deep down he knows he can become better. 😊

34. I'm surprised no ones looked up that first guys files yet. Someone let me know if it gets mentioned.
    please.Thanks

35. With the goats n cow its more than $1,700. You gotta buy enough land.
    Put up fencing adequate for all animals.
    Daily food costs.
    Veterinary bills both known like shots and unknown like if a leg breaks or infection occurs.
    Materials & carpenter cost to put up a small shelter barn one big one or a couple small barns.
    A tiny home for the chick?

    Now you can replace a lot of these costs by putting up the fences and the barns & tiny home.
    I know about all the hidden costs from when i had a sled dog team. Way expensive if you dont have a fish wheel to get tons of salmon to feed u & the dogs the rest of the year,

36. I looked for the phrophets shir, couldn't find it. Fake c̶a̶l̶l̶e̶r̶ prophet.

37. Sounds more like a warlock than a prophet. I don’t think prophets are vengeful.

38. Is Prophet Dan a pokemon evolution of Basketball Dan?

39. His like deadpan delivery when he's gathering information is so so funny it gives me liiiiife

40. They need to make a GEICO commercial where the Gecko is in therapy and you are the therapist

41. Why would a prophet need advice?

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