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How lucky to have such a wonderful dad.
Dad sounds very wise
People always think of the negative of having a child


be positive
How do u know that baby wont be an NFL player ans bring u millions. U have to think positively



Exactly



“You gotta impregnate your mother-“
-Chrissy’s dad
“You really got to impregnate your mother”
Dad has BEEN playing chess
Impragnate your own mother, so you got a kid and a new brother


“Ya gotta basically impregnate ya mother” – Chris Distefano’s dad
Pregnant on the first date
“You got to impregnate your mother got me dying”


His Dad was still right. Even tho the mom felt that way, it was probably only because she now had a relationship with the girlfriend not just a first impression.
Marry her! ♥️
She was pregnant already
"You've got to impregnate your mother" -this guy
He says, the mother of my children, I’m still with today. Like it’s some kind of a badge of honour to stick with a woman who has had your children. That doesn’t get a hero cookie.
BANG fatherly advice……drops mic!!
Dads are the smartest humans walking the land
People have no idea how simple they are sometimes