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A caller tells me how they married a stranger they met on Instagram and moved with them to Germany within the span of three months.
Afterwards a couple speculates on what to do with each other’s remains when they die, and a caller shares their desire to see Egypt after learning they were conceived on magic mushrooms.
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0:00 – Intro
0:15 – Caller married a stranger they met on Instagram and moved with them to Germany.
31:27 – A couple speculates on what to do with each other’s remains when they die.
42:24 – A desire to see Egypt after being conceived on magic mushrooms.
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20 thoughts on “THE PROXY MARRIAGE – Therapy Gecko”
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lyle 4 ever 🤘
The first girl is really clueless on what shes doin
Bro jus found ur channel i got the feeling ur channel gon blow uo biger soon fie content
The firsts call was so insane, yet somehow each call gets even crazier
first girl sounds NUTS
She said that it’s a useful job???? Marrying people for other people is useful? No it’s not is useless and jobs like this is why my generation is fucking stupid.
First girl needs to realize that the idea of being a mother and actually being a mother can be two very different things. The fact she/Cody got married so suddenly without fully considering how Cody’s daughter will fit into the picture gives very bad signs.
Put me in your will, Lyle. I'm getting one spec of ash! If this actually happens, I'll get it put in a tattoo of a gecko ^.^
“He thought I was cheating on him but in a different way than I was”
Helluva statement. Something tells me she was the crazy one in the relationship and she realized she needed to make the dude she cheated on sound bad or else she’d sound even worse telling that story.
“Do not waste your strength on woman, those who ruin kings”
Great video, I was in a beautiful marriage before my now ex wife left me,i still love her and most times i cant stop thinking about her, i am doing my very best to get rid of the thought of her, but i just cant, i love her so much, i dont know why i am bring this here for, i cant stop thinking about her..
I'm a white southern male from Alabama and I'm cleaning my room rn and listening to this makes me feel like a Latina woman listening to some old obscure radio call in show and I love it
"Im not the academic type"….yeah none of us thought so. But good luck!
The first girl reminded me of my ex. She was almost soulless, and even when I looked into her eyes it was like emptiness.
ACAB
Where are the monday streams from 2/20 and 2/27????
dude i just can’t get over this bitch so many times during this first call i’ve had to just pause the video and be like what the fuck people like this exist dude. what a scummy person i hope she doesn’t do well
if i ever end up in a scenario as the first caller i need one of my real good friends to pin me down and blast my back with a pellet gun until i come back to reality
I don't understand the comment section. She sounds like a normal person whose faced some difficulties in the past? Why all the criticism
53:45 Send her to Russia!
Send her to Russia 🇷🇺! Just have her sneak in, I'm sure it would work out!