“I WAS IN A COMA FOR 6 WEEKS” – Therapy Gecko

40 thoughts on ““I WAS IN A COMA FOR 6 WEEKS” – Therapy Gecko”

1. "Ive been vaccinated and boosted" wasnt covid related, but probably what nearly killed you. Lmao

   Wouldnt be proud of volunteering to br experimented on and going into a coma.

2. Dang I really thought you would never post our conversation lol I’m still out here making out with cardboard because of you 🫶🏾 thanks therapy geck😂

3. Ana is just so naive…she will end up somewhere bad if she doesn't grow tf up

4. The geck really do be out here doing the lords work

5. Things can always get worse things can't always get better

6. How do I get a hold of him? I have some questions, real questions,

7. Hail Satan

8. Geck when you say you have everything you need to be happy right in front of you. It's what I've always thought about, it's so hard to explain to someone even myself when I'm down. But it really is true ❤

9. Gecko …Did you suffer any brain damage as a result of the coma.

   Caller …Well that’s a difficult question to answer..

   Gecko . So yes😂

10. Hey Lyle, you keep going and getting better. God bless you, the quality of your show is always improving. Awesome work!

11. Geck you should collab with Dr. K at Healthy Gamer GG.

    And Theo Von.

12. i miss the 2 hr long episodes

13. i really need to know what ep the second caller is from. i vaguely remember her calling in but i gotta know which one it is

14. Doesn't know that he has brain damage when he clearly has brain damage. Fucking America.

15. Boy got too excited with the Jew Pass 😂 Geck had to reel him in

16. I hope boba shop yelp guy starts a small family business one day. Online reviews matter, the star ratings are the first thing people see when they google boba shop, which dictates which one they go give their money to. Sounds like he doesnt like to work for his money, he was a shift leader and he chose to sell expired shit, yelpers are scum of the earth.

17. Lyle please find a way to get Joe Budden as a guest 😂😂😂 why do I find that thought so legendary

18. 29 years old gets covid (post omicron) and is vaxxed and boosted and ends up in a coma. Safe and effective babes.

19. 2nd caller needs to rethink her life decisions. Literally almost got human trafficked because she wanted to be some older couples sugar baby for an easy ride. Says shes a broke college kid but shes an American living in Tokyo and is considering prostitution to make extra money. So dumb. And tipping is considered rude in Japan so the fact she gets tips at all is cool.

20. Weenertoilet

21. My last boss was Jewish and he would lie to people about what they owed then show up at their homes demanding his money from them

22. I was in an induced a coma for about a week after an OD, but i dont really remember anything, just bits and pieces. Though when i woke up, ppl asked me if i dreamed or anything, and i said I had one fuzzy memory of my mom in a surgeon's outfit/mask (the blue paper outfit) looking over me as i was laying on the hospital bed. And i asked my parents if they were ever in there in that attire, and they said they never even entered the room… Also I had a strange feeling that the ER doctors were really good friends of mine, like i have seen them before or spent a lot of time with them, and they were the ones helping me for a reason. I have a few other weird stories about that whole experience, i should write this stuff down before i forget.. haha

23. Hey callers, don’t put your mouth right on the phone, can’t understand ya at all

24. Bro the devil trying to fix his reputation is soooo funny 😭😭😭😭

25. 🤽‍♂️

26. I love you lyle say it back

27. bro said singing monsters to the people??

28. Geck laying cold hard facts as always

29. That freak should be worried about being pedophile adjacent, if he’s not doing anything to mitigate under age viewers from watching his greasy ass frenching cardboard, on an app widely viewed as a childish app filled with children….then yes. You know kids tune into your weird shit. You are a problem. The act itself is fine whatever, but not taking measures to deter young viewers is akin to aiding and abetting the damage of kids.

    Either stop or accept it. There’s your real answer lmao Geck is too nice.

30. How attractive is this girl that she constantly gets people soliciting her like that?

31. Lyle for the love of God please dont involve yourself with the dumpster fire that is ethan kleins cringey ass.

32. The first guy came off the bat with "could be worse" and it was super jarring when the second person started with "life could be better".
    They are both correct in their own perspectives.

33. Oh wow similar thing happened to my wife like the second caller. She was my girlfriend at the time she was working at P.F. Chang’s and there was an older couple that would always ask for her when they would come in and they would always tip her really well and they wanted to freaking take her to Thailand because they went on trips there a lot 😳

34. My grandpa fought in World War II
    He was such a noble dude
    I can't even finish school
    Missed my mom, and left too soon
    His dad was a fireman
    Who fought fires so violent
    I think I bored my therapist
    While playing him my violin
    that's so insane
    (Oh, my God) that's such a shame
    Next to them, my shit don't feel so grand
    But I can't help myself from feeling bad
    I kinda feel like two things can be sad (one, two, three, four)

35. Got vaccinated and boosted, winds up in a coma and is still dumb enough to think it was just a ' bad roll of the dice'. Totally safe and effective though

36. What episode had the original story?

37. Unfortunately I could barely hear the first guy. I listen with my earbuds while I work (I drive for a living) and all I heard was a muffled voice

38. What’s up with these Jewish history ads Lmaooo

39. "you know you get girls, you know you touch grass" will be my new daily affirmation

40. Look up ECMO if you wanna know what first caller went through.

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