Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES!
The BABES are back from Coachella and ready to gossip. They talk insects! Whats your fav bug? Chris’ baby does something CRAZY! Ants are so talented. OLD AS F is the hottest charity in the streetz babe. Shout out Lizzo we love her! Could you fight an animal that was attacking you?! Chris and Sal imagine fighting everything from a hawk to an army of 5th graders. WORST FLIGHT IN HISTORY. The government now has LASER BEAMS. Eagles are WILD. What do pet snakes eat? How is snake food made? Shout out Sergio Chicon! MOST INSANE BUGS!!! People sleeping on the highway in their self driving car…..THE FUTURE IS SUS AS F BABES.
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16:11 the turn from fighting eagles one and one to the death to Sal’s foreign policy if he was president is amazing
Chris your damn hey siri doesn’t work bc it’s not turned on in your setting lmao
Lmao pimps "AHAHAAHA OHMYGOD" makes my day everytime
7:19, 12:13
The way Sal talks about bugs!! 😭
#goodnightsleeep me please 🥺
When Sal said 100 chihuahuas I lost it
I did the math and found out that the total weight is approximately 86 quadrillion pounds
Average weight of a human 155
155 times 8 billion
1,240,000,000,000
Then that times 70
= 86 quadrillion
“I would knock out the handicap kids first” I am in tears laughing at this part 😂😂😂
Speaking of self driving Ubers, I live near and worked in Pittsburgh where the test cars are EVERYWHERE and it was freaky honestly. Theyre just futuristic bubble cars driving around with nobody in them and some camera or something on the top
22:10 – Chris's story reminded me of this….
I was a peer buddy/teachers assistant in Jr. High School (7th & 8th grade) so for one class period during the day, I was in the same class as the mentally challenged. We would play games, learn together, learn life skills, cook food, and just generally spend time with each other. One day, a young boy with Downs Syndrome got very upset about something and I was right next to him so I got caught in the crossfire and he took one shoe off and threw it at the wall and dented it. His next shoe?….right square in the middle of my face 🙂 it hurt SO bad i was crying and bleeding..I do think he understood what happened because he was obviously upset that I was hurt. I mean we were friends. Of course I kept going as a peer buddy and told him I was okay and the next day things were normal and it never happened again.
Sal looks like Louis C.K. in that mask 😂
Aww those poor rats!
Omg I was dying when they were trying to get Siri to work lol 😂 it’s like a conversation between two friends just hanging out. You forget you’re watching a podcast lol
Omg😂 OAF (old as fck) but you say OAF as OOF. Like on video games they say when you die you oof lol
I pretend to be asleep in my car as people drive by. All the time. Lol that may have been a bit.
Anytime starts a sentence with "Let me tell you something right now" its gonna be hilarious, Sal with that obese chihuahua
Thank yt for ff 🐀
the whole “sal vs. whatever” bit needs to be every episode. im crying laughing
#metoo I love sleeping my dreams are like a free movie
I love you guys
I work 70 hours a week at the very least, I'll run my own Painting Company 11:30 at the very very latest
11:00
I've listened to every episode in order at work for the last couple weeks, but never watched. Recently Sal said if you're missing the visuals you're missing 50% of the show. I had no idea this is what is going on lol
Love you guys! So funny!!! 🤣😂💜❤️
I LOVE how Sal has an answer for everything about the eagle!! Let’s make this happen, eagle Vs Sal LOCKED in a dome!!
My chihuahua is 22lbs and 20 years old… He would still take Sal out 😂😅 the comments on the mice and ppl complaining abt triggers and plant based shit has me weak.. You know click off the video if you cant hang its that easy instead of bitching. Anyways.. I have 4 snakes and ones venomous it sucks having to feed them i just throw it in and walk away if they dont eat ill take it out cause it honestly can gnaw your snake up real fucking bad. Ive seen it happen it sucks.
You 2 be funny to get hi with found yall recently watched jokers for years and seen Chris on like guy code but shoot I just be streaming these and lil dogs can bite hard
"He's gonna let the eagle go off the horse? Oh this is INVOLVED." lmao
I can’t get enough of Sal shortening different words
Im cry laughing because I cant even take Sal seriously with his wrestling mask on.
Especially with the zoom in on the Lizzo comment
I know the charity thing is for fun but if u want to donate try Alzheimer’s foundation. They do a bunch for the elderly community. My mom had Alzheimer’s so I would love to see it go away
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sally babes i watch all the podcasts ofyours i'mjust behind now i sub already but i never share them :O maybe i should to my FB especially my IJ group
when you guys where scrolling through videos about feeding rats you found a video of another channel watch Snake Discovery they get all their snakes on frozen thawed rats/mice before selling them (most of their snakes are a bit small for rats)
Omg i have the same wrestle mask lmao. Bought it at a street fair
Sal from 40:00 on had me friggin rolling…am I tired and delirious…yes…but also…bald eagles use discount code keeps!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jesus Christ way does everyone think Elon Musk is some sort of genius ! He was born a multi-millionaire at birth, His parents owned a chain of banks in south Africa. after 30 years of living off his parents money and being a really crappy engineer. He then used his parents money to then invest and become one of the first founders of paypal. After getting even more rich from paypal he then went back into engineering but now could start and fund his own retarded ass ideas. The guy is not a good engineer he is not a genius he was simply born rich and used that money to become even richer. The only thing this guy is good at is business.