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A caller talks about getting sober after a long stint doing hard drugs in a van in the woods.
Afterwards a caller can’t stop stalking her ex-boyfriend, I talk to a caller about our shared habit of serial toilet clogging, a caller is worried they may have serial killer tendencies, and a final caller debates throwing caution to the wind and leaving the US.
I am hungry for a pizza Lunchable. I am a gecko.
**TIMECODES**
0:00 – Intro
0:17 – A caller talks about getting sober after a long stint doing hard drugs in a van in the woods.
15:41 – A caller can’t stop stalking her ex-boyfriend.
27:08 – I talk to a caller about our shared habit of serial toilet clogging.
38:22 – A caller worried they may have serial killer tendencies
50:51 – A caller debates throwing caution to the wind and leaving the US.
01:01:04 – How to call the gecko!
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So.. I work with The Poop guy, he's one of my Partners and we're both EMT's. OH MY GOD i was ROLLING at this!!! XD
Why does Lyle sound like Kevin Spacey from the movie Se7ven
how the fuck does he keep a straight face
An idea for the guy with big shits: immersion blender.
the serial killer caller might be having ocd tendencies regarding morality. not a therapist just someone with ocd tendencies myself
My geck lives in NY and still calls Awl-buhny Al-buhny.
Was this in Humboldt? Sounds very Humboldt
17:00 "holding on to anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to get sick"
All the rice farmers in the world
Am I a joke to you gecko!!!???
46:25 Lyle’s delivery here is hilarious
Dude shut up about it
i think luke's religious upbringing really messed him up. someone else commented about ocd and there's a subsect called moral ocd, tons of people with religious upbringings have this and the ones who stay religious into adulthood will become stricter and stricter in their beliefs. he seemed to equate sexuality and gender exploration to something criminal, something aligned with and would eventually lead to becoming a killer. he also needs to go to therapy, one of the questions on the forms they get you to fill out before even meeting with anyone is if you have homicidal thoughts (i don't think he necessarily qualifies, but the conversation that would start with the therapist would be very helpful. it's hard to open up at first)
I think yall just got big buttholes fr
that's part of the bull shit they taught my generation. do what makes you happy, do what you want, do what makes you feel good, in terms of jobs. then you end up in college not knowing what the fuck you're doing, wasting $, or w/ a degree you can't do much w/.
like i'm not saying you shouldn't do things that make you happy or not do a job that makes you happy but the focus should be on finding a job that allows you to be able to live the way you want, afford a house, have a family, make good financial choices so you have $ to fall back on for health issues or when things go bad. especially b/c of the way this fucking country is now. we're not taught the right things in school, like how to live, how to make good financial decisions, how to take care of ourselves & learn how to do things on our own.
like ngl, telling someone to sell all their shit & live nomadically or move from place to place isn't a good idea b/c nowadays if you make one mistake it can fuck your entire life up.
what about using a plunger???
Baby Reindeer type vibe
Either the ceramic is poor quality, calcium build up, water flow is bad, in an apartment block with poor gravity.
Eat less food, eat more fibre razor blade poop 💩
Poop knife
21:30 Geck gives God Tier Advice for those of us stuck on imagined revenge, wanting to get even and just letting it go as it just hurts us in the end, thank you Geck
Why its so often the people with science degrees that want to live in nature, away from other people, vibing with cattle? Its like they've seen things worse than other people
I've been on a roll of watching all of Lyle's videos. Hoping to see him in Austin if he adds it to the tour list. 😊
Luke needs therapy because I relate. I have weird intrusive thoughts, mine is jumping in front traffic or a moving train. I'm aware that it's normal to have intrusive thoughts but when it disturbs you, you need therapy. It could be a form of OCD. It goes paired with other symptoms too.
(FYI, no having intrusive thoughts doesn't automatically mean you have OCD. It's normal unless its disruptive to your life because of the frequency.)
Is he not gunna bring up the fact man got ass r***d
You dont need to be dead to not do things, I know a guy who is a plumber and he works for like 6 months straight and then blows all the money he saves up on living in the outback and just surviving on food he gathers and the money he saved. You dont gotta live in the desert but its possible to find a break in the muck.
An ounce of meth in a month is wild
4th caller just needs to watch some drag race and realize that a lot of gay people wear women's clothes as kids. Hell, I've met straight men who did that. I also struggled a lot with thinking I was evil or destined for hell for being queer but don't have the desire to do bad things. I think a lot of empathetic people relate to even evil people, but that doesn't make you capable of those things. I had to stop watching the serial killer stuff cause it fucked up my mental health. Intrusive thoughts can sound really bad, but they can just be an indication of trauma or mental illness. Get some therapy yo and find some good gay role models.
8 months ago he diod meth and is now c;lean for a year
Lyle I hope you're in therapy because hearing these kinda stories all the time might actually mess with your own mental a bit
Geck never heard of seaweed aquaculture.
I love this.
A life of hardship inspires of mice and men-esk dreams
Maybe I don't understand but like i've clogged the toiled at home a ton and I just plunge it… like is there a level of clogged where you can't just plunge it and need a plumber?