A father ponders why they have such an aversion to therapy that they have been driven to call my gecko show, I talk to a guy about the pros/cons of getting high in various aspects of our lives, and a pretzel chef disses her boss at the zoo she works at.
There is expired soup in your fridge. I am a gecko.
**TIMECODES**
0:00 – Intro
0:17 – A father ponders their aversion to therapy has driven to call my gecko show.
31:06 – I talk to a guy about the pros/cons of getting high in various aspects of our lives.
50:35 – A pretzel chef disses her boss at the zoo she works at.
01:01:32 – How to call the gecko!
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Imagine getting disability for anxiety. 😂 wild.
to much of a gamble 😂 couldn’t imagine life any other way
oh my god i know the first guy
Sounds like caller 1 has made a career of being a professional victim 😅
LSD turned me into a normie 🤣🤣🤣
31:00 felt like it was me
Anyone able to pick a part their ex-wife but can't find the words to why they might be considered infantis is a bit of a red flag. Is this man not able to self-reflect?
And there is merit to believe that it's not baseless. he never denied it at all, he just said "must be true because they said so"
This dude isn't ready for any accountability in his own life, yet he wants possession of another life fully.
I'm all for men getting custody if they're a decent parents, but someone that has so much anxiety that he's on disability, microdosing etc…
How is someone able to microdose for a year and not take anything away from it.. sounds like more escapism than using it for a fix as the intent was supposed to be.
What bothers me a little, he told Lyle that in the beginning of the conversation that he has told more to him than he has his own therapist.
(I played over this part in case I missed something, because it didn't feel much more than a long introduction.)
Makes me believe he isn't being truthful about how severe his anxiety is and he just wants disability
I suppose the hard truth is, "I'm doing my best" isn't qualifications that you can or will be a good father.
If "trying real hard" entitled you to believe that you would get everything you deserve, then 5-year-olds would win the Olympics
Actions prove your worth as a man.
Theres more to that first caller sounds like he lying 🤥
how can u b a dad and he non binary
Lyle has been doing this thing recently where he doesn’t reply to the person and there’s this suuuuuuper long pause 😅 I know it’s a trick therapists do to get the person to divulge more, but man If he did that when I called I’d be so nervous
Positive stock gang
"Zemblanity" is the opposite of "Serendipity"; that is to say "unlucky or unfortunate information that one comes upon predictably"
i would love high gecko streams!
On disability and fighting for full custody what a joke 😅 peek beta male energy here
Samblammity?
Love how Lyle didn't just go along with that unnecessary identification as non binary . " u were a kid , now ur an adult"
So like the caller dealing with anxiety and several others with the same issue, the more I listen to them the more it sounds like normal adult issues that I myself have experienced but the difference more than likely is I wasn’t able to play any “card” to get the therapist ball rolling when I was younger and fresh out the parents house. Too often these issues are dealt with unnecessarily medication which in my opinion isn’t any different than the opioid crisis we’ve been experiencing for the last 10 or so years. You best believe these therapists will absolutely dope you up and convince you of a problem that needs attention for the entirety of your life which is disgusting. I’m not saying there aren’t people out there with true trama and major issues that garner attention from a professional. All I’m saying is that life is going to kick the shit out of you at some point , some more than others, and you just have to remind yourself that millions are going through the same thing. Breathe and find what lowers that anxiety. I myself have social anxiety but it’s something that I deal with and it’s easier the more I do it. This is a sad world in certain aspects but it’s really sad that we trust these people to tell us the truth yet they’re basically drug dealers who operate legally. I also see this “ I have so many mental issues that must be addressed and I can’t work a normal job” routine from a lot of young people who were coddled as children and were never really forced to grow up a little quicker than most. Unfortunately I was thrown into the real world at a very young age with little to no support yet it made me a way more adaptable adult meaning I didn’t crumble at the first feeling of high stress. I beg those of you that are parents please don’t start your child off with all these meds at an early age, look for alternative treatment I’d really necessary. I’ve seen so many friends and acquaintances that were forced down this path and it affected their life in a major negative way.
As a stoner that used to work in the food court at Costco cutting pizza, I also used to forget to cut it sometimes 😂
does Lyle go live on twitch still?
I really hope “Zimblanatie” has been using his real name in court 😂😂