A health inspector keys me in on how 60% of their city’s food is gross, a caller tells me why she’s not going to her grandparent’s funeral, a caller dissects their one-sided attachment to fictional characters, and a final caller is very very confused about what a kink is.
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**TIMECODES**
0:00 – Intro
0:18 – A health inspector tells me about gross food in their city.
19:22 – A caller tells me why she is not going to her grandparent’s funeral.
32:24 – A caller dissects their one-sided attachment to fictional characters.
46:25 – A caller is very very confused about what a kink is.
54:42 – Supercast preview!
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Is nobody going to acknowledge that her son was the perpetrator …. She’s acting like he’s the victim… get your son some counseling… and maybe yourself
Damn don’t tell me it’s cincinnati 😭😭😂
25:00 AITA is helpful because it might help you reevaluate your life and your mistakes so you learn to be a better person in the future and help others not make similar mistakes.
I’m very happy that Taco Bell 🔔 is beyond the bell when it comes to cleanliness
If another kid touvhed mine in that way or even asked to i would have to not see them anymore. And if the fam was on his side i wouldnt see them anymore. Gross trash that needs help. And my help wouldnt be something they liked. Id just stay away.
Jamie is not the asshole. her family seems fucked up . stay away from them
Jamie, as someone who was molested, youre a good parent. An 8 year old saying that IS a red flag and the family turning it on you is 700 red flags. I wish the cousin also had someone to protect him, because that kid is a wimp probably because he was groomed to be. I hope the survivors within your family find peace and that your son one day realizes how good of a parent he has.
The 3rd caller is I think of when I think of twitter they just suck
So the mother that called in knows the grandmother enables and protects child abusers and can’t join the dots when the 8 year old she cares for engages in sexually harmful behaviour. It’s understandable to protect her child from them, but also maybe have some protective instincts for that 8 year old cousin
You should try to get Chappelle on this show 😅
The health inspector in Ohio is DEFINITELY in Toledo.
That third caller needs help.
Tits or ass?
As a Taco Bell enthusiast I am very happy they meet the standard
8:51 I worked for the Hut for over 10 years and my stores were immaculate. I feel really bad that this inspector had to deal with that
i feel like the 2nd caller was homophobic, no way she wouldve wanted the kid to be sent to get mental help if it was a girl that asked her son. and then she justified her kid beating the other kid up by calling him "a badass". and you have to explain to a kid what incest is.
I have worked at a few different fast food places including several different Taco Bell locations and the Taco Bell have always been clean and well managed, surprising but true.
Working in food service makes you not want to go out and eat. For health and for the people working having to put up with the Tyranny.
Polyamorace-queer-open relationship (the intensity of these labels…) ?!!. THIS is the reason young adults are having mental trauma. They have to mandatory (at least thats what it seems) find some little cubby to slot themselves in, to label themselves when their brain is not even fully developed, finding a friend group to stick with is hard enoug, then they need to stick to this label, or else they will get crucified by their social circle and get abandoned…over something so small as IF THEIR FEELINGS CHANGE!!!… Being a kid is harder today than ever. The stress factor must be unreal
Ohio health inspector must but a rare breed 😂😂
The thing about animals being better in the wild is total bullshit. Most animals do much better and live longer better lives in captivity. Also the lizards you can get as pets are all bred in captivity
Well. Skin care is weird. But animal testing sadly saves many human lives avoids us testing possibly very beneficial medications and so forth on humans. And yea. We kill food animals on a scale comparable with stars In the galaxy soo. Idk.
this entire youtube channel sounds like a GTA V radio station in blaine county.
A queer platonic polyamorous relationship just sounds like a crazy way to say, friend group.
The last guy was talking about the Alex Fraser bridge, it sucks to be stuck in traffic on it and the water treatment plant smells like rotting sewage
Bet the second story was also ohio….or alabama
The third caller is in what’s called a “fantasy bond.” It’s a real psychological state/coping mechanism and is absolutely fascinating.
“Most people have a fear of intimacy but at the same time, they are terrified of being alone. Their solution is to form a fantasy bond – an illusion of connection, love and closeness, – that allows them to maintain a certain emotional distance while relieving loneliness.”
The caller needs therapy. Her fear of intimacy is what needs explored further.
Jamie nta.
you're a hero for keeping you and your child safe from a family where molestation is 'not a big deal, and please try to keep the family together'
why tf this mf is a gecko? green tongue?
Meanwhile I’m about $520k in debt from medical school.