A return caller gives me an update on a conversation we had a year ago, and says he’s glad he chose not to follow my advice.
Then a person confesses that they once drank human blood due to their struggle with saying no to people, a guy struggles to make sense of a coworker’s sexual advances in their workplace, and an aspiring rapper plays me an original song that got him fired from his day job.
TIMECODES-
0:00 – Intro
0:15 – Return caller updates me on a conversation we a had a year ago
10:31 – Drank human blood once
30:16 -Making sense of a coworker’s sexual advances
45:50 – Aspiring rapper got fired for song
57:27 – The song that costed the job
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Name of the song??
Damn and I thought this was on October 😆😆😂😂
to think his HR rep listened to this whole rap just like we did
This guy is such a bad influence, promoting self harm in multiple ways. Not to mention him flaunting obesity like its a good thing
Homie's rap was off beat as hell . . . The fact that he was showing it off😂😭
That song was fire 😪
The fucking rap😂😂😂
As a guy who has been sexually assaulted before, I was a little sad hearing what you had to say about the guy who is not interested in the advances. Men do face sexual harrastment and assault. This should not be brushed off as just something he should get over. I do agree his boundaries need to be communicated but having him be the only problem in the equation is not the solution to the bigger issue.
I do everything with this podcast. Listen with a coffee, listen whilst cycling, listen before sleeping, listen whilst doing work. Everything man. Thank you 😊
The song guy rhymed 'Zoo' with 'Kazoo' -_-
I'm having a tough Monday at work after a weekend of too much partying, and drama with an ex. Love you Gecko, your show always makes me happy and gives me something to look forwards to. Keep doing you!!
Bars🔥🔥🔥
I love you Therapy Gecko
great gurren lagann reference, des
I take it back you weren't able to take it gracefully for giving bad advice, I urge everyone to call in with fake and ridiculous stories to waste your time just as you do your callers just to keep things even
Lmao I can't believe people ask you for advice in the first place under the guise of therapy but I have a little more respect for you after admitting that your able to admit that you're advice was wrong and now this guy is ok and better off for not following your advice, I would recommend changing your name from therapy gecko to advice gecko because it's just so so wrong for you to insinuate that you give therapy all while needing help yourself, so change your name and stop hiding in a costume to feel safe telling others what they should do
that rap was the best i cant believe it
The advice you gave to the girl that drank the blood was everything I needed to hear. We really are a collective consciousness. Thank you for bringing people together and taking the time to whole heartedly listen to every caller
Thank you for your advice to Savannah, I struggle with this too and this really helped. Thanks Geck! 🙂
that was pretty hawkward
Gecking is believing 🙂
<3
That was magic, Lyle.
The song has E=MC Vagina energy and I'm all for it!
jimmys jangles
That dude rapping is the ghost of Steve-o's rapper phase
Sick Gurren Lagann reference des
Some people talk so fucking slow. Can't stand it
They way he ignored the bird joke 😭😭
Can someone drop the song?
Day 3 of demanding guests bring on Steve-o I wanna see him in a Gecko costume!
Lyle's face when he hears the song in the end. Somewhere between bliss and "I don't know what I expected."
You’re the best Lyle. That rap was hilarious. But seriously if it’s fun, keep your hobby! Everyone needs a fun outlet!
Heyyyy thank you for separating the calls in chapters!
I love this podcast. Lyle forever ✌️
this podcast makes me happy
Holiday loneliness is hitting.
I’ve volunteered in the past, didn’t scratch the itch.
Paying ppl to talk to on Fiverr.
Idk i hope i find something.
❤
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