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A caller tells me how he’s been put in charge of his teenage cousins against his will after their mom was put in jail. We also talk about how this would make a cool tv show.
Afterwards a caller is kicked out of the house by her boyfriend and I review contemporary television with a final caller.
What are you bringing to the office potluck? I am a gecko.
**TIMECODES**
0:00 – Intro
0:15 – A caller has been put in charge of his teenage cousins against his will.
21:55 – A caller is kicked out of the house by her boyfriend.
42:27 – Reviewing contemporary television with a final caller.
56:41 – How to call the gecko!
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Jade sounds like a pile of feces
Cheating on a guy who financially supported you then playing the victim on a therapy gecko call is wild 😂😂😂
Jade was a dog
"I am an independent bad bitch" that never had a real job her whole life and without help from others she'd be on the street. Lol
I will happily donate a dollar to the cause. Kansas city sounds good to me! Lemme know where to send the dollar.
Love to watch and listen to people that has a more fucked up life than me. It's relieving. Everyone looks perfect in social media.
I feel like if you have to say it's not technically incest, it probably is technically incest😂
That young woman that had been supported financially for 6 years while getting her degree and then started flirting with other people kinda pisses me off. She wants her partner to be both playful AND be the responsible one?
wayward cousin here! i’m the 17 year old and first of all. i’d love to call in and tell you MY side of this crazy story 🙂 i messaged on instagram my phone number
i’m dead at lyle calling them “euphoria kids” 💀
Women ☕️
Jade brought it to her partners attention she was needed more attention and love she didn't receive that so she seemed it elsewhere behind his back hiding this big lie everyday until she was caught which was very wrong of her for not breaking up with her boyfriend first but in the end of the day she loves him so much doesn't wasnt ready to give up on it yet I can't say I wouldn't do the same if another compatible person came into my life and my current relationship wasn't giving me the needs I wanted I can't say I'd do different so don't all hate jade so much in that aspect but the fact he did support her idk Jade seems like a dud but it could be worse
No man's sky is amazing. It doesn't suck. It did when it first released back in 2015, but the game has been getting game updates consistently each year, with many changes and game content.
Yoo what planet are these people on😂😂 Please bro Make “Wayward Cousins” all you gotta do is create character plot points. Divide the time with experiences and scenarios. Then Highlight an overall messaging you want. The rest will write itself. Don’t make it to specific. Theyll hate you for profiting of being forward with their lives.
“Wayward Son’s, there will be peace ☮️ when you’re done, lay your weary head to rest;💥💥Don’t YOU CRY 😢 NO MORE! 🎸Bah bah bah buh, buh ba buh ba….” 🥁 💥🎸🎸🥁💥
Geck's short term memory loss mid chat makes me feel better about struggling with the same shit when I meet new people 😂
Off the air is life
Just awful
lyle i know the struggle is real but i would love for longer episodes. I get it im a lazy pos so I know the struggle but yea thats all thanks 🙂
I know Lyle doesn’t wanna dig in or be mean to one of his callers/fans but I feel like he didn’t emphasize much on how she cheated on her BF for damn near no reason. I know she’s not a bad person, but she’s is ultimately the reason the relationship didn’t work out. But I agree nonetheless they need to find new people
Lyle could you do another dating episode pretty please daddy geck?
"Do you know the macarena?" "no"
me: damn i feel old
Jade sounds like a mooch, then she goes ahead and trys to cheat on the poor guy.
Jade sounds like a nightmare of a partner
I've been going back and forth about calling in and talking about my fiancés suicide that happened little over 2 months ago. I really need an outlet without judgement to express thoughts and feelings to someone who holds no connection to the situation. I found her… I searched for her for 24 hours. I spent 13 years of love with her. I knew this would eventually happen… That suicide was going to more than likely what she would do. But not this early… and wanted to talk about the confusing situation which resulted in her taking her life, and why when this confusing situation happened, why she had such poor mental health that taking her life was the only answer. That being said, for 13 years she said over the years multiple times a year that I was the only reason and the love we shared for each other is why she didn't do it early, if I had never entered her life that in her early 20s she would have taken her life. And that she felt so safe with me, but sadly there was an event, as mentioned slightly above, where these feelings we shared for each other, didnt matter anymore. a little bit of light as to why her mental was so poor… Her mother since age 6 sexually, physically, and emotionally abused her. Stopped sexual abuse around 13, physical around 18 when her and I moved in together, but happened a few months back again…. and the mental never stopped… the last text she gave her daughter when she was a missing person when I told them she left home and I was worried it was a suicide was "you ungrateful daughter, make mommy drive to syracuse make mommy lose money lose work, you are terrible child terrible terrible. mommy wish she never had. only bad hateful daughter do this to mommy" Her mother is korean, which is why I typed it in the way I did. It is literally how she types and talks. She also tried getting me arrested for my fiances suicide.. saying it was my fault and tried stealing my fiances and my car an hour after she found out she died… the day of her fucking death. She is a vile demon. It would be probably a longer phone call.. I havnt watched too too much so idk how they would feel about it being long due to covering most the bases as to what, why, who and when all this shit went wrong in her and my life
ALERT! the gecko is eating healthier snacks. keep killing it
Yo…. #$&% YOU! 😂
Second caller was acting fine but she was fucked up lmfao
New Shameless show pitch right Here
I dont have the desire to call in but i constantly think about what me and geck would talk about