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An aspiring comedian tells me about the side effects they’ve experienced while being a paid volunteer for an experimental new male birth control.
Afterwards a caller is morally conflicted after having a threesome with his friend’s crush, a caller struggles to have empathy in their intense line of work, and a caller explains why they farted in someone’s face.
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0:00 – Intro
0:15 – A volunteer for an experimental new male birth control calls in.
15:17 – Guy who is morally conflicted after having a threesome with his friend’s crush.
35:25 – Caller struggling to have empathy in her intense line of work.
49:59 – A caller explains why they farted in someone’s face.
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25:30 Yeah, of course that guy is depressed. His best friend had a threesome with the girl he was really into. How can you defend this?
"oH I DoNt UNderStAnD WhY mY FrIenD iS sO SaD"
he's a terrible person and not a friend to that guy
30:40 This guy that works at a sandwich shop & has a gf that lives part-time with a three bien? If he thinks he's actually calling shots AND she's faithful to him, he's a fool.
the fact that they’re not allowed to wear a condom is so fucked, so she’s just supposed to risk getting preggo for these science experiments and she doesn’t even get paid? in a world where u can be put on trial for murder if u get an abortion? wtf
first callers girlfreind is a dick for wanting it to be invasive
Can you please say where the background feed is from?
Has anyone found out where there are no Herbert's and Gerbert's and deduced where Lyle lives yet? 😂
im the male birth control guy
If I was in the friends position I wouldn't want to know.
200mg of testosterone E a week is effectively birth control. I believe they were using MENT for the replacement? Glad they gave you some regular test too. MENT doesn’t convert to estrogen, so without a little normal test you’d feel hooorrriiibblleee. Side effects include: increased motivation, increased muscle mass, better sleep, and no babies. Steroids are terrible kids… unless you have a good doctor…
I feel so bad for the first guy, he sounds chill but he's such a slave in his relationship.
25:00 save
Second caller is not a friend holy shit
that second caller literally is like what nightmares of best friends are made of
The friend has got to know. Hygiene is so important, and sometimes you cant smell yourself. You gotta let him know
A feminist man taking birth control has got to be the gayest thing ive ever heard in my life lmao.
"my girlfriend wishes it was more invasive" sounds pretty feminist to me lol
00:40 he's tried female birth control?
Morally conflicted guy is an asshole who broke bro code hard
Guy is on male birth control, is a feminist, and lives in Utah. You know that's some of the worst stand up comedy you will ever hear in your life.
Ive been waiting for male birth control for 10 years, it was called Vasalgel back then.
I feel like that third caller found this number online and thought they were going to get actual therapy.
Yeah in and of itself im for it but there is no way im trying that. What if it affects you permanently?
🎶 I’ll take ya to the sandwich shoppe 🎶
you could hear the soy in the first guy's voice
Damn poor dude is brain washed, he said “she wishes it was more invasive to make up for female birth control” he needs to get out of there haha
why was the greenscreen just going through india at some points, felt so random lmao
I'm a feminist and all, but I would never want a person to get a shoot in this genital just so I can feel even. Especially not my partners.
Who says female birth control is not experimental…
Bro is a terrible friend
are you coming to LA bro?? I need u here someday 😪🤘🏾
Shoutout to the birth control guy, he seemed really chill and very empathetic about the issues w birth control for women and like a great partner and everything lol. IDK about the dangers or ethicality of testing experimental medicine on people (especially I think he should be payed more than 3k) but he seems like a really chill guy
Bro, this dude’s girlfriend sounds awful. She would like her significant other to suffer and then door pain because the women’s option is painful.
That’s psychotic behavior that’s not normal and loving in any way, shape or form .
Isnt Hawaii on fire or something
Lost me at "were both big feminist"
I'd take the $100 but I wont get much testing done 😂😭
Oh my gosh I’ve done medical trials in Europe and $3,000 for a year+ long study is soooooooooo low
“They don’t tell me much about the test” like my dad and my uncles listening to a confident young man talking about his first real crush. 😂