A caller raises a baby for 7 months before finding out he’s not the father.
Then I talk to a final caller about living in the woods, an Osama Bin Ladin slot machine, and alcoholism. Not necessarily in that order.
Shit. I spilled my juice. I am a gecko.
**TIMECODES**
0:00 – Intro
0:20 – A caller raises a baby for 7 months before finding out he’s not the father.
30:12 – Then I talk to a final caller about living in the woods, an Osama Bin Ladin slot machine, and alcoholism.
56:17 – How to call the gecko!
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“And stole my 4Runner” lmao First guys a bum
Lying to women is like breathing air.
Being sober rocks
imo first dude just leave here and the situation alone. i get their is a kid thats invovled but your not the father . she seems not all there and needs to get her shit together also
i accidentaly read "found my baby wastin' time" 😄
This is why I don't use apps as a straight man. women who use these apps probably have retched personalitys tbh if you are a woman and can't just get a date in public something is very wrong
Don't have sex before marriage. Everyone needs to repent of their sins and start believing in Jesus Christ as Lord. Flee from the wrath to come and seek shelter in the Lord most high.
This dude dodged a 50 cal 😂 that other dude is going to be screwed the rest of his life.
HEADS UP TOO MEN
WOMEN CHEAT 2x more then men but guess what
Less than 30% are caught!
& 50% in Relationships & married have a back up partner in mind! 😢😅
why did an amber alert not go out?
I know first caller has to be depressed over this, but he should be proud of himself for doing what he did. And hey…now he's single. Responsible women love guys like you, my dude. I hope you find one who appreciates you.
Moral of the story don't be fat and desperate.
She should be sued
At least some positive came from this the universe is weird
Should have put out an amber alert so you could have gotten your 4 runner back. Lol😂
The soul of a woman was created below.
Are you from Rhode Island, the 401 area code is from my state 😮
I do so bad in conversation with people who are this passive at listening, i need some verbal hmm and ahhs 😂 maybe a woahh
This man is never going to trust a woman again and tbh I wouldn’t blame him.
Bahahahaha
His story tho…
He was an unemployed broke joke when he knocked her up
The pregnancy motivated him to Boss Up to get on his own 2 legs
Good Man ☕️ His Consequences were not so bad at all, since doing the right thing landed him in a superior position
Super lame that she was totally using him & ripped the kiddo away…
I have played therapist to several loved ones/friends that had super heart aches after such an event, tho usually just a breakup with a single parent who they become attached to the children…
It is ONE the top reasons I have super boundaries about dating since single parents…
I experienced the other end of that pain so many times as a child, hearing a woman tell me she loved me & would never leave me…
Just to never see her again after the inevitable breakup…
I was totally jaded by high school, I just did my best to keep it to myself…
It got to where I wouldn't even allow my father's women to form ANY attachment to me, always speaking to them as my equal & as an acquaintance at best…
Ice 🧊 Cold
They say you form your attachment style as a child & can NEVER change it…
If that is true…
I never want to be on the other end of such a situation causing a child such a pain
Because…
Well…
To survive, I had to learn to toughen up & accept that humans are big fat liars that will always leave you whether they like it or not
Better to have zero expectations & make the best of what happens, while eliminating that which causes imbalance
My life…
Has been one that I have had to fight to appreciate…
I'd rather not be an influence that causes a similar pattern in a child's life
I was 1k like
These two men should get to raise the kid by themselves. Do a co-parenting thing
Boy this woman sounds a lot like my sister. I'd be willing to bet money she has Borderline Personality Disorder. My sister has 4 kids from four different men, all 4 of them were told by my sister that she was on birth control. Luckily for the children the first two are living with their fathers, and her recent children have been taken from her by CPS. I wish the best for you Tristian and hope you recover quickly from this.
The first story is actually really sad in a way, a father lost his kid even if it wasnt his by blood. His life turned around because of his love for that kid
Bruh, try church instead of tinder and still make sure you talk to everyone in her family, her friends, her doctors, teachers…umm
I slept with a chick right after i got out of a bad relationship and the next day she told me she was pregnant. I wore a rubber which told me that kid wasnt mine. She insisted it was mine and forged my signature on the birth cert and took me to court for child support. We did a request for paternity and a month later i got a notice dismissing me from paternity.
You actually have a legitimate claim for parental fraud against this woman. You should contact an attorney. This wasn’t a mistake, she lied, and took advantage of you financially. I’m guessing you have a better job than the biodad.
What is happening with some of these women.
The teachers raping children in epidemic numbers, karens existing, and women lying to children/fathers about stuff like this are all at insane numbers.
Western women have the idea they are oppressed when they are the most privileged people on the face of this earth, so it creates so many narcissistic people that are just kinda… bad people. So much entitled and lack of accountability in such high numbers especially since social media. Call this sexist i genuinely dont care there are too many boys and girls that are being hurt by these women.
Young women we know you're not all like this, but there are so many more than there used to be. I hope you will be on the good side of society…
Why suck dry ONE honey pot, if you can suck dry two? The real father will have to pay child support anyway, and depending on the country it does not matter if you are the real father or not. If you have accepted the child at birth, it's yours. You can have it changed, but you won't get any money back retroactively.
what the fuck is wrong with that women
you know its fuc*ed up when gekko says "damn"
Tunnel brothers lol
34:53 100% in my car waiting for the drop
Oh shit, he said Santa Cruz. I used to live there. I know the type of girl he's talking about.
Make paternity tests REQUIRED on birth. We once had a good thing – called “trust” – but the modern woman doesn’t warrant this anymore.
Gta 5 joke is goated
Humans gonna human
Lyle just makes anything better, sick in bed? Lyle!, out of bread? lyle! watching a ted? NO WATCH LYLE!
the first caller… they should have her face on a billboard and a description of what she did as a warning and a public service.
First guy also needs a restraining order on top of all of this
this episode was excellent lyle
Not the fourth Runne r😭😭🚗
Bro I have no idea how he handled that. I would have gone full scorched earth, fkn guaranteed.
The other bloke sounds like a great dude somehow… assuming he didn't know about this bloke being with her.
And her taking your car and means to work? Hell no. I'd be taking that back instantly by whatever means. Her problem if she can't drive the baby around. Ain't my kid, ain't my problem now.
Man it's stuff Luke this that make me so thankful to be with my highschool sweetheart and know my kid is mine etc.
Girls today ain’t worth it
Go to a different country like Honduras and get a wife
its kind of crazy that the first caller got lied to and hurt so badly, but also got his life into a great place career wise in the process. Incredibly mature person, I don't know if I could handle all of that.
Im just glad he got his 4runner back.
😅 I'm not that far in, but all I can think about is that I'm more concerned about him losing his 4Runner
backgrounder were could afford a house, 15 years ag0