A caller with no passions attempts to live a life that requires as little effort as possible, I talk to a med school graduate about robot doctors, and a final caller claims they can bench 540lbs but is definitely lying.
It’s a left up ahead. I am a gecko.
**TIMECODES**
0:00 – Intro
0:20 – A caller with no passions attempts to live a life that requires as little effort as possible.
47:00 – I talk to a med school graduate about robot doctors.
01:12:22 – A final caller claims they can bench 540lbs but is definitely lying.
01:38:39 – How to call the gecko!
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I would like to have a call with you but, I am in Australia.
Do you do any fb calls or snapchat audio calls Geck?
🩷 much love. OR any audio discord calls.
"Im a good eater"
As my 7th Grade teacher used to say, "Procrastinators of America, unite tomorrow!" . I'm almost 32 and still struggle with finding my passion / purpose. I think it's honestly just part of the human experience.
I also don't have a passion driving me in life, no big goal, big dreams, I just want to live a simple, happy, comfortable life. I feel insecure over this but only because of other peoples judgement, it's not how they live their life or could fathom to, which makes me feel "wrong".
I realized though that that insecurity I feel is other's insecurity being projected onto me through their judgement and inability to understand. They NEED the success of a career, wealth, fame, family, to make life worth living, I do not, so they cannot relate, to try to live my life would send them down a miserable spiral. I don't need those things to be happy and to love life, to others that can be so unfamiliar that it makes them uncomfortable, and they will cast judgement, to then make me uncomfortable.
Not to sound self-important, but it's similar to living the life of a monk, The Buddha, which in a capitalist society in this day and age is going to ostracize you to some extent, it is something you have to accept and make peace with.
It’s this kind of content that makes me feel less lonely and crazy in the world. Because I feel that but it feels like people around me relate but they’re all ready to buck up and go when I’m like woah shouldn’t we acknowledge or process this
Im 27 and I feel exactly like the first caller. The only goal I have is to build a home. I could give a fuck about careers. I just want to vibe.
you're definitely on my "top 50 people of all time" list and I'm commenting this on youtube because i know you read the comments because you said so and i believe you. god bless you.
Not free squatting 540 lol MAYBE leg press is what they mean.
Did we ever get video proof for that last guy
Why does Lyle get louder when the caller tries to get a word in? 🙄
Hey, psychology student here, so psychology is a supersience involving aspects of biology, chemistry, physics and other shit we havent named yet. Thhe big takeaway i got from the degree is "barbarian science" is what level we are at with the stuff. In regards to the "i used to enjoy weed and smoked all the time before but now have panic attacks when i smoke" thing, which i can personally relate to, is MAYBE like this- when you smoke weed for long periods of time, you a generating NEW cannabinoid receptors in the hippocampus. I dont know what that means, but it will be a mixed bag.
As a homeless guy who literally doesnt have passions I feel this on a personal level
Yes theres benefits to eating certain quantities of sugary candy before going to the gym I don’t wanna be the paragraph guy look it up
Lyle, trust me bro you’re on the right track with the existential stuff..balance between being “in but not of the world” like Buddhism talks about. Ik, cringy but there’s truth to it. Im 25 atm but went through a pretty heavy existential crisis when I was really young that my parents couldn’t understand. I pretty much shaped my personality around it. I just thought I was different and leaned into it but not too much due to the intense pressure of doubt in my delusions. When you go off on tangents it reminds me of my own inner dialogue I’ve had over the years. You ain’t alone in this bro, we as humans just don’t like discussing these aspects of being human. Stay Geckin bro ❤
Born in '91 and goddamn if I don't just feel Exactly. Like. This. Girl. 😓 Sigh
Maddie? Smith? Real ass dude?
What is his streaming schedule?
The weightlifter guy is full of shit lol. The current world record for someone around 140 pounds is 544 pounds for 1 rep lmao. And that’s for someone who is likely on roids and all other sorts of gear. He’s trying to say he does the world record at his weight for 10 reps. I think he’s talking about leg press or something else and confusing it with back squat
GECK!!! I currently live near Fayetteville and I am posting this comment as proof that you have fans in the area! Please come out here!!
@7:53 he's honored. Thank you for your service.
That guy deff isnt squatting 540 for 3×10 even on da smith machine, a leg press maybe.
2nd caller lowkey has an ego on em 😭
First caller! Your convo was so relatable to me! I feel like I half ass all my hobbies and passions, but I think it’s part of the charm of being a human, is enjoying the process. I think many Americans are sold the idea of being “exceptional” when frankly it’s perfectly normal to have decades of your life keeping your own. But totally get it, because I have those thoughts too.
Everyone feeling guilty for living,you guys have to be in a 3rd world country fo 2 weeks and see what it is, the struggle for survival. No wonder you guys are wondering what is the endgame of life : you are experimenting prosperity and drowning in a such easy life that it creates a totally factice self loathing.(I mean it genuinely i'm not looking down on you, i'm talking from experience)
Know Im gonna love the episode when I heavily relate to the title🙏
One day I'll call you geck. Always love hearing all the humans say human words
Lyle deadass is losing weight, good shit man
I feel so similar to the 1st caller but unfortunately I am 27 and that 4 year age difference has me feeling slightly more cooked 😢
Maddie is so right- there’s something off with the cannabis. It’s happened to me ever since I was like 25/26 and I’m now 30. And back in hs, would blow downnn. Some days I miss it. I don’t smoke anymore since the anxiety happens everytime i smoke now.
I've been training for years and am 183lbs 5' 9". My squat is nowhere near that high. It is in range of 1 rep max, but 10 reps is insane. While exceptionally rare there are folks capable of that, but I'm very skeptical of that guy.
That gym guy doesn’t know ball idk if I believe him either but the reason why there’s candy is because it’s simple carbs sugar is the simplest carb there is and carbs go to energy it’s the same as drinking a Gatorade it’s also has to do with spiking insulin and stuff but i can’t remember
Stay off the mystic
Geck bless
Lyle is gonna be holding the mop
500+ squat at 140 pounds I call bullshit too
A reason they have candy at the gym might be like if you're doing super intense workouts – like a long, difficult CrossFit workout or long intense cardio – candy rules for that. It gives you near instant energy when your glycogen stores get depleted so you can keep going. I used to do trail running and CrossFit competitively and I'd always keep skittles or sour candy or something like that on me.
I feel like I’m listening to myself call in lol and I sell apples for a living!! 😂
i'm in the same spot as maddie where i would love to have something i'm passionate about but it just ain't there. oh well, we stay silly.
Go watch the mockumentary "Whateverest". I was so hard on myself for not having the same ambitions as my siblings or other friends and I always felt a like a failure. Someday I realized, that my problem was that I thought way too much about what others could think of me. Overthinking and depression blocked me and time went by… Stop caring what others think. Concentrate on the thinks you like in life and go that route. Go out, meet people, have a drink and don't be so hard on yourself. I know its easy to say but it doesnt need much to have a decent life. Took me 38 years to realize.
Geck
startin my morning with Geck – today is an amazing day
So with old people arguin, it's usually poor emotional control which they choose not to address or can't control it's 50-50. BUT some of them know that if they complain they'll get their way as well, I've seen it when I worked retail they'll dismiss you and ask to speak to a manager and eventually they just give them the discount just to make them happy.
I wanna add that I plan special meals on workout days and workout extra hard to burn off calories, have something to motivate me and enjoy the benefits of working out. I think it's a good balance, also eating lots of arugula with good dressing because you need that fiber.
Lastly I think the medical caller was lying. He gave "how do you do, fellow kids" vibes.
Passions are overrated.