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A janitor on a graveyard shift at a middle school calls in to tell me about being drunk on the job.
Later we hear from a caller conflicted about her parking lot hook ups with her ex-husband, a couple that talks about their large age gap, and a guy who tripped balls on acid with his family for the holidays.
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0:00 – Intro
0:18 – A middle school employee tells me about being drunk on the job.
11:47 – A caller conflicted about her parking lot hook ups.
29:56 – A couple that talks about their large age gap.
50:58 – A guy who tripped balls on acid with his family for the holidays.
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34 thoughts on ““I’M DRUNK AT A MIDDLE SCHOOL” – Therapy Gecko”
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Shes an adult so all the power to her, but damn I couldn't date someone older than my dad lol
Four Loko has 14% tell Danny.
For the 2nd call, as someone who probably shouldn't have children, I admire the pettiness.
I just had a year long binge on crack everyday … last week I just stopped … I was just done .. but I'm sure I'll smoke again eventually
That was a powerful laugh, Mr. geck 🫡
blake is living the real american dream
I love Danny's voice
That second caller is infuriating, what the hell, those poor kids
The second Mom and dad are TRASH
I love that Melizza compared her relationship to 9-11 💀
That Second Lady has no clue that she’s a carbon copy of her ex. She has no clue how she fell in love with him? Bullshit y’all were made for eachother.
No typically any bad incident on lsd is based off set or setting, how you feel and the environment your in. Now it’s possible that someone who undergoes a bad experience can also have mental illnesses that are affecting their response but this would mean you have consistent bad trips everytime you take it so if you’ve taken it previously with good times numerously then it’s because of either how u feel or where you were at
Melizza? More like MelRIZZa
The second call gives me zero hope for finding a good woman
The girl that is with the 60+ year old is 100% in for the 💵💵💵
Third caller is a G😂😂after the guy said he's well off😂😂😂😂😂
I slept with him to get back at him, GIRL MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!!!!
This is helping folks thank you gecko
Age gap chick was clearly far left lmao.
I once did a 3 month side job as a night janitor. Went in high/drunk every night.
As a former IT tech at many different schools the middle and elementary schools are usually predominantly woman and there’s this odd hierarchy with the system where the principal or the assistant principal are always the main bitch or bitches, then there are the front office underlings who are under teachers BUT get special treatment cause of proximity and necessity to the principal, then there are the teachers who ultimately have cliques and run the schools vibe. These women consistently dislike and shit talk janitors and their own friends for some reason. I’m truly unsure what is but as a neutral party in IT they will vent to us and bitch to us and the janitors are shit on all the time and most of the time janitors are best people, just honest making a living and are out of the way anyway so I never got why this odd hierarchy exists but it’s really does and bouncing from so manny schools in multiple districts it’s uncanny how copy and paste these things are
Cheating is reprobate.
That couples doing the sugar baby thing with extra steps. The girls closing words are kind of ironic coming from someone who has to deny gold digging allegations.
I am danny
Third person is living my life! So rad! I hope both Melisa and Blake are doing great! Much love to them and much love to you Lyle!
Rip those kids. Some people are so fucked I hate the human race
The only podcast with interesting guests.
danny is awesome
Caleb is a horrible storyteller.
The second girl is such an awful person 😢
So she’s 27 now and they’ve been together for 4.5 years? Yikes
Met a guy at the bank, went to 16 concerts in one year across the globe, aaannnnndddd it's not about the money to any extent??
You think he told her "I'll take care of you, save up your own money, but be mine and you're set"?
I am not salty or anything, but, have we not failed as a civilization if your income as a male is the single most important thing to form a relationship around? As we know, most jobs are bs. Also, why do critical/inflammatory comments tend to disappear, while videos with the same type of emotional triggers seem to get a lot of attention?
And I hope the second called realizes it’s not just her and she definitely got cheated on