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A caller reflects on blowing his hand off with a firework 2 weeks ago and how it’s changed his life, then a final caller talks about how training to be a tattoo artist has killed their dreams.
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0:00 – Intro
0:26 – A caller reflects on blowing his hand off with a firework 2 weeks ago and how it’s changed his life.
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45:41 – A caller talks about how training to be a tattoo artist has killed their dreams.
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26:00 cuchen is german for cake or cookie so likely the same word in yiddish, he for sure got close. Also for video games a large tackball for the nub and foot pedals for clicking is probably the easiest way to go.
they are mixing up the Paralympics and special olympics, that said no he would get absolutely destroyed in track by double leg amputees- modern running prosthetics are super efficient and we aren't far from being able to actually gain a competitive advantage by chopping off your legs.
To the guy that lost his hand, there's a guy i saw on tiktok that 3d prints prosthesis and makes them affordable.. something to look into
39:35 Bidet, my brother in Christ.
First bro should play Jai Alai.
NO DISCOUNTING Kyle Maynard, BUT, he was born with that condition and remarked: "The way I was born was the greatest gift I've ever been given." He charges between $25k-$40k to speak at an event and is sponsored by everything. Not to be rude, but Kyle was right. You can't climb mountains, limbless, without help and dollars, which most people don't have, so… unfair comparison.
Try and look up his net worth.
Great program! My take-away: stealing TVs is a logical thing to do.
Ngl i had 2 thoughts on Griffin's predicament: hope he never planned to play a guitar and hope his Thing wasnt fisting. N i gotta say it since no one did, boy WHY did u think it was a good idea to hold a lit firework??? Like even if its a dud u still put fire to it n there's no telling what's goin on in there.
Also for tattoo artist apprentice: boy fym 50 hours a week fuckin unpaid???? My dad's been a tattoo artist since the year I was born and I can remember like 5 apprentices he had off the top of my head and, from what i remember, as soon as they were confident enough to take the commission and dip the needle in the ink, they got the money from the tattoo. (He made sure they were good enough to do the work beforehand, of course, had em practicing on oranges and so on to make sure he was satisfied with their technique and constantly reminding them about blowouts and chewing up skin and all that.) Bless u for suffering thru that bad experience dude and wish u luck finding better ones in the future.
“DO NOT INVEST IN DOGS”
I'm not allowed to speak my mind but, I'm soooooooooooo sorry for you brother
I got hit with a mortar in the face and was blind for a month, shit was ass, now I can see out of my left eye but I’m blind in the right. Glad to see the first guy seems like he’s doing alright I know the feeling of being guilty at yourself.
The desert is called Kugel
The "tenders" were probably schnitzel
I dont know what kind of prosthetics are available for missing arms but could you get a swiss army thing? Is that an offered option or would you have to make that yourself?
Bro… I was upset when I saw I missed your trip to Detroit, about 4 hours away, then I saw I missed your Grand Rapids show which is about 40 mins away… damn, please come back geck! Can’t wait to see that classic green face
"fireworks"
Time for my guy to get a 3d printer and start making attachments
Sounds like dude found a quarter stick. They definitely can look like smoke bombs.
First guy needs to reach out to some 3d printer fanatics. They print prosthetics
Its not the fireworks, its the operator, and no we dont need fireworks to be illegal.
Would rather loose a hand then my rights as a grown man to play with fireworks.
Weird because flash bang is not like the game, is just loud, there is no flash
Wiping from the front against the grain is crazy
I’m 45 now, but in 1997 when I was JUST 19, I destroyed my left leg in a car crash. I died a little, no big whoop. I lived with a destroyed and rebuilt leg with yearly surgeries, for 25 years and only Jan 23 it was amputated. I’m living free and happy now, but this dudes age really reminded me of my situation. I have a badass prosthetic, and I ran a 5K last October. 9 months after amputation. Don’t let anyone set your limits for you!
It's Pfannkuchen, comes from German. In Yiddish faynkokhn. It's pancakes.
Ok I’m confused how they wipe I when I’m done I stand up and wipe bottom up on butt do they do it siting
Damn I jack it with my left so I wouldn't care lol
Douche bag gecko
Just love the morbid sense of humor.
My man really took a 3lb shit. Just comparing that to the size of a 1/4lb hotdog from Costco puts it in perspective
You should answer my phone call. I've been trying to call you. I'm a racist and I hate it. I don't wanna be like this.
Idk how you can be mad at that tattoo artist about stating facts about your mental illness
to the dude with one less hand, you can still find some games to play.
poke.mmo, eve, turn based games.
dont lose hope. and for masturbation. get yourself a solid pocket pus. <3
Omg what a great talk at first
The first guy can still do fishing, you just put the rod between your legs and your right hand under the pole, then reel with your left, that's how lots of commercial fishermen do it
Not Lyle starting off with the worst intro he could possibly begin with when talking to this guy lmaoooo
Btw, looked it uo and Kyle Maynard was born that way, so everything in the bio was "after"
Bro I'm insta subbing this looks so interesting
He should get a 3d printer and do his own prosthetics, for fishing etc
My nephew plays Xbox controller with his nub, he's really good, even plays build mode Fortnite but I always have to change the controller settings back to what I use after 26:50
Kentucky sounded like a cool dude.
Kentucky sounds like a cool dude oh how I wish I could grab a fernet and coke with him.
Hook Hand, +2 to intimidation
They had a firework called a whistling-pete, (Don't try this at home there are probably multiple fireworks by the same name). It was a firework that smoked and whistled. Point is though, if you hammer it gently, and compact it a little (def don't try this), rather than smoke and whistle they just go boom. Also certain compounds in fireworks can degrade over time, if a firework sits on a shelf for a decade it's possible to become more and more unstable over time. and can eventually become something very dangerous, even a touch or friction sensitive compound! If you have ancient fireworks I urge you to just throw them away and handle them carefully, or atleast light them from a good safe distance! Even something like a smoke bomb could be dangerous depending how its made!
please like to spread awareness
playing cs as this guy says cs holy shit 30 seconds is crazyyyyy
Fireworks guy probably found an old star mortar which happens to be the commonly largest fireworks you can get before they become pyrotechnics if it looked like a tube smoke bomb it was most likely upwards of 5 grams of boom almost the max
Honestly loce the dudes positivity still able to laugh and joke…
I don't think gaming is impossible with one hand. Might not have the same precision as a mouse. But there's Xbox adaptive controller and similar devices worth checking out.
First guy should open a handyman business.
Once the stub heals up, get a big track pad or maybe even get foot controls for your gaming setup.
They forgot about kingpin
Idk if you read these comments but I have a genuine suggestion: if you cut some of these clips into 10-20 minute cuts based on the conversation you might increase your viewer base. but it’s your life bro haha peace
Can't wait for the Portland show, trying to think of what to wear any ideas I'm wondering if I should go full animal mode or if that's stolen valor