A caller tries to find the best way to move forward after a charged romantic flop, and a final caller takes steroids just for fun?
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**TIMECODES**
0:00 – Intro
0:24 – A caller tries to find the best way to move forward after a charged romantic flop.
22:11 – 2024 TOUR INFO! TICKETS ON SALE NOW!
42:52 – a final caller takes steroids just for fun?
51:39 – How to call the gecko!
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I LOVE how the community agrees that that woman is terrible!
Bro is worth more than that girl deserves
He knew her for 3 days, whined about his life calling it “trauma dumping” like it’s something expected, pissed in her bed, and cried on her shoulder. I get that he’s a guy who’s living his life, but the fact that it’s surprising to anyone that she ain’t trying to deal with that is absurd
I’ve never heard someone worse at telling a story than the guy who took 15 minutes to tell the life story of pissing himself
Bro, any woman that would belittle you like that for being emotional is not a good person, at all.
Theres a good reason why shes older and still alone. Someone like that has been deemed by anyone prior to not be fit to be the mother of their children etc. Because shes going to enforce that upon any child she had that was male, teach them deeply unhealthy things, and the only reason shes so old and still single is because thats who she is and will remain that way.
Shes not fit to be a wife or a mother and hence why shes old and alone, and will likely die that way unless she manipulates someone into it.
Stay clear of her.
Plus she fed you drinks knowing it was something you struggled with.
Despite javing invested time into her was just a simple mistake. You couldnt have known who she was.
But shes shown her true colours snd now tou know who she is.
Shes desperate to use you to get the children she couldnt have eith snyone else because they saw her flaws before making that mistske.
She should never be a mother so dont give her the opportunity do destroy a childs life.
Run fsr and wide from her and find someone else. Someone open to heslthy emotional communication.
Shes not someone you want to be the mother of your kids, and never will be.
Youve overcome too much to be with someone that will drag you back down.
Find someone worthy of being with you. Someone who can raise your kids to be healthy. Help you be healthy. Shes not that.
This podcast has made me realize I'm not alone. Men are really struggling.
If you know someone you can’t cry in front of, get the fuck away from that person, ESPECIALLY if they expect you to take care of them and be there for them when they cry
I got so drunk one night that after passing the fuck out, i got up at some point in the night and walked into the bedroom closet and took a piss, evidently.
That woman is toxic as fck shes no good for you@first caller
you deserve way better after everything youve gone through especially..
This guys awsum. Im gunna have to call in
Bros the slowest talker ever
From my understanding, crying releases cortisol and other hormones/toxins so it's helpful for resetting your system. Emotions are healthy and natural as long as you don't take them out on others or yourself in a damaging way. Specifically men, please don't feel weak or less than for expressing yourself. It's normal. And intellectualizing is not the same as feeling lol still trying to figure that out for myself.
Cut yourself some slack
Lyle just saying, nah man I would rather listen to you then hearing someone talk about shitting their pants for the thirtieth time
This mans mother was HORRID…I am SO SORRY
Why his voice is so familiar I'll never know. 1st caller i Pray for you and i wish i could hug you and let you cry man. You are capable of being loved
Everyone who has hurt
I feel so sad for you and i wish i could hug you all
We all need a good cry together
Then a good laugh and another hug.
100% Bad friends discord
Ewwwww. 3rd day and you already showed all ur cards?!?
discord is probably the worst place to try to get a gf man outside is def the best
If the girl said “you’re on vacation” and messed up your sobriety, stay far far away from her. A partner would care for you and support you and not enable you.
Oral steroids without working out is crayyyyyzyyyy oral steroids cause WAY more liver/kidney damage. The reason people “shoot up” it to be more cautious of liver health. Also you NEED to work out to get my benefits from steroids. PLUS you can grow breast tissue if your body doesn’t process all the test.
Relatable as hell John(first caller.) Thanks so much for sharing your experiences with us.
2min projection
That first woman is a clown
I used to be in the army and now im doing geology too
living the dream not in a sarcastic army way. I was like i don't remember calling COVID timing everything. Also friends with a lot of free blow
”I'm playing armchair therapist”… is this only occurring to you now, lol!?
The first caller dodged a bullet. I hope he reads all these comments letting him know he is allowed to feel his feelings, accidents happen and she sounds like an absolute anal fissure.
Youre good man, you got sober once before, you can do it again.
first guy john. he put her on a pedestal because she was older than him and the dynamic of manipulation felt familiar to the one he had with his mother. he needs to understand he doesnt have a clue what healthy love is cos he never receievd it and its so sad. the reason why he knows whats logical yet unable to 'realise' it is because.. how do u learn to love urself when u have no point of reference? its really a catch 22 because only when he realise how to love himself then he will have that reference to receive it from someone else.
Being paid to look at rocks is fuckn legit! join us!
For those that watch the twitch livestream, I think we can all agree that everybody needs to take a walk to relax.
Feel bad for first caller that lady a weirdo bro
I wish I could invite John to my old AA group. The topic of being human while sober is big, especially tears
You're just gonna skip over the past where the woman knew he was trying to be sober and bought alcohol and talked him into drinking, then hit mad at him for the results of him drinking? What kind of therapy gecko are you? So disappointing and lame
47:08
Handing your child opiates is insanity
I am scared to take my 18yo to get her wisdom teeth out because I'm so afraid she'll enjoy the opiates after. Addiction is a special kind of hell
Bro I got drunk one night, more like buzzed, and cried in front of my gf too. Bro she called her parents and my parents saying I was being aggressive. Last time I’ll ever open up to her.
Gotta love geologists getting their rocks off
Geck, if you ever find that you're out of your normal setup, with your greenscreen and whatnot, an alternative may be using the background remover from Nvidia Broadcast. Assuming you're using a laptop, this would require a RTX card, BUT the application for someone who's always moving around like you are might be super useful
Don’t use Uber anymore it’s a massive scam use the other ones
“I don’t want to sound autistic as shit”
