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A guy calls me in a state of panic that his elderly client may have been abducted by Johnny Depp.

Afterwards a caller attempts to navigate a difficult relationship with the father of her soon to be born child, and a final caller explains how they’ve gotten how far they’ve been able to get in life by doing as little work as possible.

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42 thoughts on ““I THINK THE OLD LADY I WORK FOR GOT KIDNAPPED” – Therapy Gecko

  1. Omg omg … fuck
    My mother is basically going through the same thing, it's a long story, but she's "in a relationship" with Joe Perry, and sometimes "talks to Johnny Depp". They were supposed to meet. She left her husband, lost 2 places to live, she's hitting late 60s. She has neglected so much of life, and my siblings are just laughing it off. I broke the argument once and it made her cry in front of everyone. But this has been going on for 2 years now 😭 It's made me feel insane with frustration, because she prides herself on her wit. I don't know what to do..

  2. people really do not take having a child seriously enough. like, you really didn't care enough about the baby enoughvto plan that you're dating someone you actually want to be with. why create a situation with so much built-in turmoil?

  3. Text messages talking about I love you and I'm johnny dep is CLEARLY some Indian dude or African dude scamming old ladies for money lmao. Just keep old rose off her phone smh.

  4. Nothing agaisnt that second girl, my best wishes to her and i hope she has a strong support group. But no dream job? No hopes or aspirations aside from being a mother? I hope this child doesnt eat her up and make her rethink life choices when its too late

  5. The girl who's having a kid with an unsupportive father and afraid he might push for custody. Wouldn't the best advice be to beat him to the punch? I don't know how these things work but if he's threatening with it but not doing anything with it, it might just seem like a lot of bark and no bite from someone who feels like they're currently in power. Take that power away and they got nothing.

  6. To the first caller, if you work at all with any kind of vulnerable population whether it be adults with developmental disabilities or the elderly or kids, you are a mandatory reporter. You are responsible for reporting any suspicion of abuse or exploitation. Even if your employer does not seem to think so, it's actually federal law. So if they aren't having employees comply with that, they could get in massive trouble and you could get in massive trouble if something does happen to that lady and no one said anything or tried to report it.

  7. Honestly something similar was happening to the girl my mom helped take care of, but it was a "somone us navy seal on an oil rig" and he needed steam cards to pay for his phone service or something, people are fucked up

  8. I heavily relate with Eclipse! I was just talking about this with my friend a few days ago. I have never been completely broke before (since graduating hs) and just recently, I moved out of my home state to a completely new area with pennies 😅! I thought going broke was the end of the world, but it’s really not that bad if you have a good head on your shoulders. And once you just allow life to flow in and out without placing a huge amount of importance on certain things, it just works out.

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