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A guy calls me in a state of panic that his elderly client may have been abducted by Johnny Depp.
Afterwards a caller attempts to navigate a difficult relationship with the father of her soon to be born child, and a final caller explains how they’ve gotten how far they’ve been able to get in life by doing as little work as possible.
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ELDERS WITH DEMENTIA ARE AT HIGH RISK FOR INTERNET SCAMS. Check in with your peoples
I would've called the non-emergency police line to do a wellness check on the old lady
id bet the airplane heist was more about getting money out of her than abducting her
why does every caller sound the same
Maybe she actually got picked up and ventured off with Johnny Depp 🤷🏻♀️
yeah first caller STFU trying to make excuses doing the obviously right thing to do. report the issue or you are literally fucked.
I live where Roy Roger's is from, we have plenty of memorial places that would make great backdrops for the Mukbangs 😂😅
Omg omg … fuck
My mother is basically going through the same thing, it's a long story, but she's "in a relationship" with Joe Perry, and sometimes "talks to Johnny Depp". They were supposed to meet. She left her husband, lost 2 places to live, she's hitting late 60s. She has neglected so much of life, and my siblings are just laughing it off. I broke the argument once and it made her cry in front of everyone. But this has been going on for 2 years now 😭 It's made me feel insane with frustration, because she prides herself on her wit. I don't know what to do..
but like… old lady organs are old though?
I’m sorry but I get the vibe Artemis tried to trap that dude…
So you aren’t a verified therapist right?
It was obviously some scammer in India
“Essentially, I exercise with old people”
Health insurance can order them Ubers and transportation y'all. She def does not know how to use a phone.
Go to the cops, im sure HIPPA doesnt apply if someone is in danger
Plot twist: The old lady is really talking to Johnny Depp and he has a weird kink for 92 year old women with dementia.
3:02 that's a guinea pig in the background
It would be so funny if this 92 year old women actually tricked the real Johnny Depp into hooking up with her!
the fact that vincenzo spent 2 weeks trying to get on the line with geck instead of calling in a fucking wellness check on this poor woman is so insane
Vinchenzo is a classic Italian name I learned from GTA 3…. But I do prefer ViNintendo the way the Gek says it 😂
lmfaoo VINTENDO GORLAMI
hope grams is okay
Yea let’s js casually give her a jerk off story during therapy
Lol the amber herd plan was amazing
I really hope we see a nice old lady on Depps Instagram, and not be sold to organ harvesters
I would not hit you in the head with a stick Lyle why would you say such a thing
people really do not take having a child seriously enough. like, you really didn't care enough about the baby enoughvto plan that you're dating someone you actually want to be with. why create a situation with so much built-in turmoil?
Text messages talking about I love you and I'm johnny dep is CLEARLY some Indian dude or African dude scamming old ladies for money lmao. Just keep old rose off her phone smh.
Nothing agaisnt that second girl, my best wishes to her and i hope she has a strong support group. But no dream job? No hopes or aspirations aside from being a mother? I hope this child doesnt eat her up and make her rethink life choices when its too late
The girl who's having a kid with an unsupportive father and afraid he might push for custody. Wouldn't the best advice be to beat him to the punch? I don't know how these things work but if he's threatening with it but not doing anything with it, it might just seem like a lot of bark and no bite from someone who feels like they're currently in power. Take that power away and they got nothing.
vintendo is 100% banging his clients
Dude should reach out to adult services or some sort of elder options to seek advice of help gor that woman.
To the first caller, if you work at all with any kind of vulnerable population whether it be adults with developmental disabilities or the elderly or kids, you are a mandatory reporter. You are responsible for reporting any suspicion of abuse or exploitation. Even if your employer does not seem to think so, it's actually federal law. So if they aren't having employees comply with that, they could get in massive trouble and you could get in massive trouble if something does happen to that lady and no one said anything or tried to report it.
God this guy that didnt help this grandma annoys me, he couldve done more….Like you should go to police not to gecko wtff
Ps I’m so sorry caller number 2 has to go on with this without a strong partner 💪 you got this ❤
Hey big advice I have as a single mom. Give your child YOUR last name. It will make everything a lot easier
Listening while smoking a joint, watching the rain on a Sunday afternoon 💯
Honestly something similar was happening to the girl my mom helped take care of, but it was a "somone us navy seal on an oil rig" and he needed steam cards to pay for his phone service or something, people are fucked up
So still not red for the mouth?
This episode was absolute banger we love you gecko ❤
I heavily relate with Eclipse! I was just talking about this with my friend a few days ago. I have never been completely broke before (since graduating hs) and just recently, I moved out of my home state to a completely new area with pennies 😅! I thought going broke was the end of the world, but it’s really not that bad if you have a good head on your shoulders. And once you just allow life to flow in and out without placing a huge amount of importance on certain things, it just works out.
She very well could be batshit crazy