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Ahh, we evolved from jungle to civilization to being jungle like again.
Always wonder what it’d be like to lose a limb lowkey
"ever slept with a guy that has 3 balls?"
By the time she's holding your sack and only finds two, it doesnt matter anymore
Rizzability
Yeah I got a disability. "Dis ability" to get bitches
So… did he ever stump a girl? Like… you know… instead of fisting, he used the nub where his foot was supposed to be?🤷♂️
He almost had a breakthrough but the ego kicked the synapse away.
As someone with asthma… you def can’t do that…
My old boss came to me and asked "wanna bet $5 that i cant touch my foot to the ceiling"?
He then took off his prosthetic leg and louched it to the ceiling. This was the first time i ever saw his leg
I thought geck was gonna bring in a guy whos missing his right foot
I have asthma and I am slightly offended that it's true
“I don’t think you can use asthma to get laid” LMAO Bro, I can’t breathe.
Wait till he find out about the puppy rizz 😂
Geck instantly knew it was a manipulation tactic.
rather have a missing foot than have a peanut allergy 🔥🔥
I don't know why I was waiting for "Actually, I have asthma too."
I survived a shark attack
I have asthma and I can guanrantee that I can’t deducted people with that
Bro I want that super power
Its not manipulation, it's just a prank bro.
When life gives you no left foot make lemonade
I dramatized my trauma to make it easier to get laid, but I wasn't manipulating anyone though. . . . Does this dude realize how retarded he just made himself sound 🤣
Mayonnaise mouth is going in my insult repertoire thank you
me:looks at my foot "your time has come"