Attracting women with no legs

24 thoughts on “Attracting women with no legs”

1. Ahh, we evolved from jungle to civilization to being jungle like again.

2. Always wonder what it’d be like to lose a limb lowkey

3. "ever slept with a guy that has 3 balls?"
   By the time she's holding your sack and only finds two, it doesnt matter anymore

4. Rizzability

5. Yeah I got a disability. "Dis ability" to get bitches

6. So… did he ever stump a girl? Like… you know… instead of fisting, he used the nub where his foot was supposed to be?

7. He almost had a breakthrough but the ego kicked the synapse away.

8. As someone with asthma… you def can’t do that…

9. My old boss came to me and asked "wanna bet $5 that i cant touch my foot to the ceiling"?

   He then took off his prosthetic leg and louched it to the ceiling. This was the first time i ever saw his leg

10. I thought geck was gonna bring in a guy whos missing his right foot

11. I have asthma and I am slightly offended that it's true

12. “I don’t think you can use asthma to get laid” LMAO Bro, I can’t breathe.

13. Wait till he find out about the puppy rizz

14. Geck instantly knew it was a manipulation tactic.

15. rather have a missing foot than have a peanut allergy

16. I don't know why I was waiting for "Actually, I have asthma too."

17. I survived a shark attack

18. I have asthma and I can guanrantee that I can’t deducted people with that

19. Bro I want that super power

20. Its not manipulation, it's just a prank bro.

21. When life gives you no left foot make lemonade

22. I dramatized my trauma to make it easier to get laid, but I wasn't manipulating anyone though. . . . Does this dude realize how retarded he just made himself sound

23. Mayonnaise mouth is going in my insult repertoire thank you

24. me:looks at my foot "your time has come"

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