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A caller tells me how a company fishing trip stranded him at sea on a sinking boat while surrounded by sharks for 21 hours.

Next a caller reads me notes from a journal they kept during an era of Tinder hook-ups, a caller ponders when to stop helping someone you care about, a concerned daughter worries her sister is scheming on their father’s will, and a final caller admits they’ve been habitually masturbating in sensory deprevation tanks.

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**TIMECODES**
0:00 – Intro
0:13 – Caller was stranded at sea on a sinking boa and surrounded by sharks for 21 hours.
12:30 – Caller reads me notes from their hook-up journal they kept during a Tinder era.
23:40 – Caller ponders when to stop helping someone you care about.
37:22 – A concerned daughter worries her sister is scheming on their father’s will.
48:44 – Caller admits they’ve been habitually masturbating in sensory deprevation tanks.
58:16: – How to call the gecko!

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45 thoughts on ““I WAS LOST AT SEA” – Therapy Gecko

  1. To everyone saying the 3rd caller’s girlfriend should help around the house, YOURE GOOFS. He doesn’t have a job either, the only difference between him & her is that his family is loaded & her family apparently sucks. Why should she have to clean the house just because her parents suck & his don’t?

  2. If you have to choose between feeling guilty or feeling regret. Choose feeling guilty.
    If you want to help people do someone volunteering, don't stay in a relationship with someone you don't respect.

  3. The guy who supporting his gf needs to help her get new credentials (ssn) (bc) (ID). Coming from a damaged family she wasn't raise with discipline. So she is basically like a abused dog from the shelter. You have to teach her bro. If you really love her you have and if she gives love in return I think it's worth it.

  4. Promiscuousness isn’t a problem to me but damn if my partner still had a list of the dudes she fucked and would play a game where she tells me stories about it I’d personally be pretty uncomfortable. Like we can leave that shit in the past cus it really has nothing to do with what our situation is unless she had trauma about it and needed to talk about it.

  5. the masturbating in the tanks is fucked up, regardless of who's doing it. It's a health risk to everyone else who uses the tank. she could catch something and unknowingly spread it.

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