A caller tells me how a company fishing trip stranded him at sea on a sinking boat while surrounded by sharks for 21 hours.
Next a caller reads me notes from a journal they kept during an era of Tinder hook-ups, a caller ponders when to stop helping someone you care about, a concerned daughter worries her sister is scheming on their father’s will, and a final caller admits they’ve been habitually masturbating in sensory deprevation tanks.
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**TIMECODES**
0:00 – Intro
0:13 – Caller was stranded at sea on a sinking boa and surrounded by sharks for 21 hours.
12:30 – Caller reads me notes from their hook-up journal they kept during a Tinder era.
23:40 – Caller ponders when to stop helping someone you care about.
37:22 – A concerned daughter worries her sister is scheming on their father’s will.
48:44 – Caller admits they’ve been habitually masturbating in sensory deprevation tanks.
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bring a little zip lock back in the deprivation tank 🤣
To everyone saying the 3rd caller’s girlfriend should help around the house, YOURE GOOFS. He doesn’t have a job either, the only difference between him & her is that his family is loaded & her family apparently sucks. Why should she have to clean the house just because her parents suck & his don’t?
If you have to choose between feeling guilty or feeling regret. Choose feeling guilty.
If you want to help people do someone volunteering, don't stay in a relationship with someone you don't respect.
The guy who supporting his gf needs to help her get new credentials (ssn) (bc) (ID). Coming from a damaged family she wasn't raise with discipline. So she is basically like a abused dog from the shelter. You have to teach her bro. If you really love her you have and if she gives love in return I think it's worth it.
I have a feeling no matter what numbers you picked you'd still have gotten them stories.
emma hears the voices
Promiscuousness isn’t a problem to me but damn if my partner still had a list of the dudes she fucked and would play a game where she tells me stories about it I’d personally be pretty uncomfortable. Like we can leave that shit in the past cus it really has nothing to do with what our situation is unless she had trauma about it and needed to talk about it.
56:53 enjoy the salt rash from the salt water LOL I think someone may have a wee problem with masturbation, but who the fuck am I right LMAo her voice is so annoying.
Garrett has a hobosexual relationship
I had the same thing with a girl but it ended up being a pretty fucked up situation – regarding the dude and his gf
“so he better die by then” took me out LMFAO
Imagine everyone who goes to those tanks masturbate and that water is just cum filled syrup essentially
Yooo that fucking laugh💀😂
What are the odds
28:30 homie tried so hard to not say “daddy’s money” 😂😂 🤡
Nah how did we get 2 crazy laughing girls in 1 episode 😭
Bro that girl totally lied about her friend cheating cause she knew he had a bunch of money 💯💯💯
I feel bad for emmas boyfriend. Because he has to deal with that laugh 24/7.
the masturbating in the tanks is fucked up, regardless of who's doing it. It's a health risk to everyone else who uses the tank. she could catch something and unknowingly spread it.
These girls can't tell a story without laughing through it 🙄
CALLER #3 GET THAT GIRL OUT OF YOUR LIFE RN , IT NEVER ENDS WELL
My whole life is alone time
That Emma girl has the single most obnoxious laugh I’ve ever heard
I don’t want to slut shame but it feels like half of this podcast is just girls talking about vapid college sex
Big psycho vibes from Emma
"Where does the cum go" 😂🤣😭
But what if you shoot serious ropes when you try to pop one off in the deprivation tank??? They gotta clean the tanks after each use right?
So much incel behavior in this comment section…
Girls my age are such sluts they make a list called "my records" long list is also typical
Saw you at your show yesterday at WiseGuys! Great show!
Emma really does have the worst laugh I have ever heard and I used to watch Pee-Wee Herman
Emma thinks she's so cool and quirky for being a whore, i hate Emma
Nice to hear Lyle learning about female anatomy
48:38 100% agree with Lyle, shout-out to ALL the doggo-s around the globe always
Emma = value diminished
Complete degeneracy
i absolutely love geck completely skipped over the fact that the 3rd guys manager wanted to shoot him 💀
Emma is a walking STD
the girl whom masturbated at the tanks made my day.. "its salt walter but.. its still nice"
God damn.. Garret left on a strong note.
In the name of Christ, please put a time stamp after the first guy, that skips “Emma”…
That was insufferable.
Edit: sorry and thank you, I see that you did :). For everyone else, the stamp to skip Emma is 00:23:40
emma’s laugh is like nails on a chalkboard sorry
If it feels good do it. If it feels bad stop. Same applies to all others involved in the events.
The fourth lady needs to talk to her dad and help him enforce the rules they together set, with the sister.