A guy calls me from a rehab center located on a farm in Canada. It sounds like fun. They take him go-karting.
Then we hear from a caller who’s reluctant to join the family snow cone business, and a caller dissects how getting yelled at on the internet can be beautiful.
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**TIMECODES**
0:00 – Intro
0:15 – Guy calling in from a rehab center located on a farm in Canada.
34:11 – A caller reluctant to join the snow cone business.
42:43 – A caller dissects how getting yelled at on the internet can be beautiful.
54:08 – How to call the gecko!
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Bruh an OZ of pot is not realistic that's almost impossible
I hate America so much. This place is hell on earth. Poor people are meant to suffer. The rich will suck every last bit out of this country. Money, happiness, love, social connection….. they will take everything
You sound really great! Keep it up
I can't smoke an ounce a day. I call bs maybe.
I am IT support. I love it, I help people at their worst situation. I depends on the clientele I think..
I wonder if he’s going to work on his addiction to lying….
Weed 2 exists and its terrible lmao what do you think k2 was
Wombo combo = 1000 mg edible and two tabs
I feel for the guy as an addict but an oz of weed daily? That just seems like a waste of money… he should've gotten into some cool drugs or something
Must be nice to be brown and get knocked up. Totally justified 4grand a month
I smoked an OZ OF WAX in one day while I was at knotts berry farm I felt like shit all day!!! Falling asleep in the lines not okay
Poor guy… Dude’s wife is getting fucked by the coke dealer across the street while he’s sober in regard lol.
we know for a fact what you did… and you're gonna pay. idea stealer
Denver’s definitely the place to run a snow cone franchise and invest in a farm form it 😂
Stole vances idea.. fuckin hack
Vance gonna fuck you up
Did you steal this whole idea from VANCE??!?!?!?
The wombo combo deal
I just want to say thank you to the first caller for being willing to get onto the call and share your story. Can be a hard thing to do, I hope you found value in it, I know I did.
This Canadian kinda makes me want to go to rehab 😂 also let’s go socialism getaway
Man had never heard of dope as Yola or goblin or an ERig lmaooo
I’ve got a crazy story want to hear it???
Love you gecko
Pozdrawiam Pana z Polski… (grettings)
The second person is unbearable. "Manipulating kids in eating sugar" Her dad is trying to teach her to sell a product and give her a good job and she can't pull her head out of her ass far enough to see it.
weed 2 , that cracked me.
Best thumbnail yet?
Two kinds of farms: dog farm or weed farm
Omg I love you ❤❤❤❤
I’d love to be a guest on the show! Lyle just seems like somebody I can talk to for hours. Love your videos!
This is fucking awesome to hear. I have the exact same personality of abusing anything i like. Im currently trying to get sober from marijuana right now so this is perfect timing. Thank you Geck and Canada guy.
As I’m getting high as giraffes pussy watching this but I don’t see a problem
Canadians can’t lie
An oz a day but 1000mg affected you? must've been some super low quality weed
Kid is so full of shit, an ounce a day off a bong?
Best of luck.
Anyone in rehab who is honest with themselves would say rehab is Hell. Especially only a couple of months in. Shit hits the fan real quick and the obsession is nearly unbearable. It works only if you work it, and you have to respect that.
Awkward I thought those tech support chats were AI lol. These people probably assume it's not a person
Reese’s rehab 🤘🏽
Had to do some math when he dropped their ages and when they met🫣🤣 25:33
Ayo does anyone know what background music Geck uses ?