The CRAZIEST way to get out of a ticket!

47 thoughts on “The CRAZIEST way to get out of a ticket!”

1. as a white person, ive gotten away with speeding 15+ over multiple times by telling the office who pulled me over that i was paying more attention to the road / following traffic flow,/speed than i was paying attention to my speedometer. always got away with it with only a verbal warning, except the one time l had lost my wallet and didnt have my drivers license PHYSICALLY available. got a ticket for that bullshit. always be truthfull in a traffic stop. eithey oyur caught, lie, and get busted, or caught, tell the truth, and get let go due to a good interaction.

2. This is a pro life tip haha

3. People today are used to corporations trying to give them low level service and “needing” to be rude to get what they want. I promise it works the complete opposite with law enforcement. Being normal and not even kind just polite will go a long way.

4. Or just be polite instead of a clown.

5. I heard if you shoot the cop before he can draw his gun, you can also get put of a speeding ticket

6. stop location southbound between Georgie florida line on 95, cop was just lookin for money heading back down to florida.

7. I've only ever been pulled over once and when the cop was passing the back of the vehicle my adorable dog stuck his head out the window and wanted to say hi. I knew I wouldn't be getting a ticket when the cop stopped, ruffled my dogs ears, and was baby talking to him like Ace Ventura.

8. I made a cop genuinely laugh one time… he came back with a fatass ticket 🤣

9. Instructions unclear I now have swat following me bc I have 3 dead hookers in my trunk😅

10. DMV would not allow that on the license

11. Dumbest bootlicker advice

12. Great way to reinforce the the idea that they have the right to search your car without a warrant because “I’m the police”….. he let you off because he knows that you are one of the tame ones that will comply with anything they tell you…. and encourage others to do the same. At least you didn’t get that speeding ticket! 😂😂

    edit: Please don’t get me wrong, they have a very difficult job so…… be nice, be friendly, joke with them, and help them out and support them most of the time. Just don’t let them cross that line to where they think that it’s their right to force compliance to unlawful (unconstitutional) orders. We all have rules that we have to follow, they are no exception.

13. Made a really pissed off cop change his tune the same way, he asked me if I "have anything on me that i shouldn't have" I replied, "funny you should ask that officer I'm actually wearing a pair of my dads socks" caught him off guard something 😂 shocking

14. saying that today would make 6 cops pull up with body cams and a K-9.

15. Make them laugh and show that you aren’t a liability. I timed a light right infront of 2 cops at 2am once in my manual Audi and they lit me up. When they walked up the one dude saw the manual and went you timed the roll didn’t you. I went yeah didn’t feel like doing a full launch so just rolled it. He went mind if my buddy searches the car for practice? I went nah man go for it. My weed was in my pocket so I just bullshitted with the one cop for a minute then was let go.

16. easy peasy. challenge jurisdiction, get it dismissed then sue them for violating 18 U.S.C. 241 & 242 Under title 42 1983

17. I had the weirdest one happen, wasn’t me telling a joke but a weird walk off from the cop who pulled me over.

    Driving with my wife to drop my daughter off at her friends house, and passed out exit.

    So hopped off and took the highway opposite way to go back one exit and as we got on to the on ramp got lit up.

    He comes up and tells us we have 0/3 brake lights working.

    He then asks for license, ownership, and insurance.

    We had none of the above as we just had gone to renew plates and forgot to put it back in the glovebox.

    We gave him our info, and he went back to his car to run the info.

    We are knowing for sure getting a ticket for brake lights, and the ordering about the no insurance, no ownership, and not even having her drivers license on her (wife was driving).

    He comes back, literally all he said was “you need to get that light problem repaired” and walked back to his car.

    We’re still sitting there thinking “ok he came to give us shit and will then be back with tickets etc”

    Then he just sat in his car. We’re looking in the mirror confused as shit, and he waved us to leave from sitting in his car.

    We were super confused but obviously started to signal to leave; he pulls out to block the first lane and let us leave then he just speeds off.

    Left us scratching our heads.

18. No, you are a danger to others as you drive recklessly!
    There's nothing to be proud of.

19. yeah u know what else helps? being white lol

20. Ahhhh hahahaha. Pop the trunk.👮‍♂️

21. Yeah not the right thing to say to all police

22. One time i got out of a ticket by listening to freebird. Cop walked up and the following ensued:
    "..skinnard? 😮"
    "Ye 😊"
    "Ok you are free to go"
    Never been so thankful for Guitar Hero.

23. Did the cop have a warrent? if not, it's an illegal search!

24. Who needs jokes when you have waves hand "lots of evidence"

25. It doesn't always work well : one day long ago a cop controlled me and asked me "have you got something dangerous on you". I replied "yes, cigarettes". She was not pleased at all and said to me that if I go on being a smartass, she would arrest me for contempt. And seeing her not amused at all, I only could say "sorry" and do all she asked (emptying my pockets, wait while she controlled if my ID's and DL were authentics, etc.).

26. Ok so everytime I get pulled over tell the cop I have dead hookers in the trunk. Noted 👍🏾

27. And then if you do 5 over but give them shite they will destroy you

28. The aftermath of road head got me from license seizure to a stern "Don't do that shit till I'm out of sight." After doing 60kph over the limit.

29. Highway patrol pulled me over for speeding. I suggested I'd buy tickets to the highway patrolman ball…shit I forgot highway patrolman don't have balls, just policemen ! No ticket.

30. The last 5 times I’ve been pulled over I go “how’s it going officer friendly?” And just make conversation while collecting my stuff to give them, they have to put up with shitty attitudes all day and it’s refreshing.
    I used to work emissions testing as a 2nd job and people who waited in a line for 2 hours would get up I’d go “cash credit or first born child?” And all there frustration of sitting in line went away, I like to think it works with cops too. Laughter is a powerful medicine.

31. It worked! He laughed! Here's your ticket! So what was the point? So that he could find even more issues? Just be normal and respectful.

32. But I did 300 in a school zone and there's still bits in my grill

33. Usually cops laugh when they're looking at your dead body, after they've murdered your ass.

34. So this guy just steals a fluffy joke and gets away with it?

35. Cops work 12 hr shifts and usually deal with attitude from people all day long. That’s why if you can make us laugh you most likely are getting a break.

36. GREAT JOB BUTTER 🧈 HIM UP 😮😁

37. This, is Elon Musk.

38. Haha but I do have dead hookers in the back of my car….

39. You keep believing that

40. Totally agree got stopped asked why I did not have my headlights on and I responded o thank goodness so all this time I thought I could not see at night

41. Wrong. Not gonna get away from a revenue collector that easy. Try again.

42. So you gave up your rights for a couple hundred dollars zzz

43. Cop screamed at me, YOU KNOW I CAN TAKE YOU TO JAIL FOR ANYTHING MORE THAN 20 OVER THE LIMIT. I said I was always under the impression you can do whatever the hell you wanted to. 93 in a 55 with a verbal warning.

44. They don’t let you make a funny face on your drivers licence. Dude is full of shit

45. That works,

46. Human nature wins

47. He was probably so grateful he didn’t have to deal with dead hookers!

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