Defunctland: The Awful Wiggles Dark Ride

47 thoughts on “Defunctland: The Awful Wiggles Dark Ride”

1. Yep as a parent that would drive me nuts

2. After all this, I am left with one big question: What were the microphones actually for?

3. I know more about the wiggles now than I ever wanted to, this is my partners fault, and yours, Kevin.

4. Congratulations, the Wiggles human costumes at Six Flags actually made me scream

5. The fact that that planned addition to the park filling all of that closed down space is an homage to the original creator's vision honestly hit me right in the heart. There was a lot of gain and loss in this park's history, and a lot of change, it seems, so the fact that things came full circle despite ownership being so detached is incredibly wholesome.

6. the number of times "big red car" plays in this ride combined with how slow the rides go…
   let's just say I am pretty sure this is where bad people go when they die.

7. Defuctland is back baby!!! 🎉 It's been far too long, good to see you. Thanks so much for all your hard work. ❤

8. Welcome back defunctland! See you next year 😉

9. ❤❤

10. looks at monkeys urinating “somebody’s got to do something about this”

11. Welcome back!!

12. I genuinely feel so bad for his condition, but I think 27:08 is the hardest I have laughed in maybe years. I literally screamed NO! and I laughed.

13. please for the love of Odin do a video on Marineland

14. "In 1995 they released the album "Big Red Card", along with the accompanying video "Big Red Car". This was a notable moment in Wiggles lore, as it introduced the band's iconic vehicle, the titular, Big Red Car."

    Something about the way these videos are narrated always crack me up. You play it completely straight but also embrace the sheer absurdity of the topic.

15. This guy just drops on by after months of silence to go "Y'all hear about the Wiggles Dark Ride".

16. I'm just glad they removed the succc feature from the door. Kinda inappropriate for my tastes.

17. now this is pod racing

18. This gives me such weird nostalgia. I was too old for the Wiggles at their peak but still had a babysitter at that time. In the really early morning she'd put on Preschool stuff like the Wiggles and PBJ Otter and then in the afternoon put on older cartoons like reruns of Animaniacs and Spongebob.
    I never knew they were Australian and psychically cringed when I immediately begin singing along for Fruit Salad.

19. hey its not that bad

20. Me: Ah, The Wiggles, that early '00s kids' group
    Kevin: In 1957….

    Never let it be said that your videos aren't thorough! I love it!

21. As an Aussie and an avid watcher of this channel, I clicked on this so fast 😅

22. I remember me and my entire class got almost a half hour long lecture from the principal in grade 6 because we would always say "mr wiggles" as a euphemism for…. you know

23. 30:14 in the video for those wishing to see the costumes that look like they wanna eat your soul for brekkie.

24. Always a good day when a new defunctland video shows up on my recommended page

25. As a young kid I remember thinking this ride was shit-house. Glad to know even @ the age of 5 I was objectively correct. My poor mum had to suffer this with me 🙁

26. Sir, the amount of wiggling your currently doing in this episode suggests that you are, in fact, merely having a seizure.

27. "per God's suggestion" made me lol

28. I never thought I would want to know about the Wiggles, but indeed, I really, really did!

29. Love the dry humour!

30. fruit salad yummy yummy 😭😭❤🔥

31. I imagine you never want to say the word Wiggle/s again after this.

32. Glad to see you back Kevin. ❤️

33. 5 km/hr is a pretty normal walking speed. Well over twice the speed of this ride. It's annoying being stuck behind someone walking even slightly slower than average. Imagine what this must have felt like.

34. I think this is funniest Defunctland episode yet. The ultra dry humor is on full display here.

35. I…I hate the Big Red Car song, I'm sick of it and I've only every heard it in this video.

36. Me and my brothers went on this like back to back ( we were too old for it, we just thought it was funny to go on it a-lot and take the piss) there was no line for it. it then broke down and we thought we broke the ride cause we rode it to much.

37. IT'S BEEN 5 Months

38. those mascot costumes made me laugh so hard I started wheezing. I found my new nightmare for tonight y'all.

39. when I went to dream world when I was younger I LOVED this ride. When I found out I’d be going back I was actually kind of exited to go back on it

40. The Wiggles will always hold a special place in my heart. This video is such a treat. 😂

41. ah Kevin has blessed my sub box with my favorite childhood property, what a lovely day!

42. I went to Wiggles World at Great Adventure, had no idea how short lived it was although I somewhat assumed it wasn't still around.

43. 4:39 Let me guess: it's about how cotton justifies Slavery

44. Ooo. A return to theme park attractions

45. Ladies and gentlemen… Australian Culture.

46. Props for the Papyrus font used for the conversation with God.

47. I was half expecting the mascot costumes to look just like the puppets

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