32,000 Calories with Joe Gatto | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano: Hey Babe! | EP 128

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2. Chris giving tips on being happy when he just finished talking about eating 30k cal

3. chrissy d!! hahahahahah wtf did you do buddy

4. Love to you all!!!!!!

5. Woohoo Paula’s donuts!!! 👏

6. The way Chris has just casually turned into a LITERAL giant🤣 the clip standing on stage from the intro caught my attention but then it was the jacket DRAPED over the shoulders🤣🤍😂😂

7. Investing an an S&P index fund will almost definitely outperform managed funds/accounts over the long-term, but unless someone’s risk tolerance and capacity allows them to be fully invested in the stock market there’s more to their portfolio than an S&P index fund. In my opinion there’s more room on the fixed income side for advisors to provide value because most people have no interest in learning about bonds. Secondly, knowing how to invest based on each account type is important as well. A brokerage account that may be needed for a sudden large expense shouldn’t be 100% in stocks. A traditional retirement account or 529 with 10+ years until distributions will start can be more aggressive. The most aggressive accounts should generally be your Roth accounts as any growth in a Roth IRA or 401k is tax-free when distributed in retirement so swing for the fences if you have the stomach for it!

8. Comment expert here for Chris, your idea of tracking returns on your different money managers is decent enough but every year is going to bring you different returns based on volatility in the markets. So the winner for the 2024 year might not be the winner in 2025. Higher risk usually higher reward, lower risk more steady return rate but not as high as others. One thing you could track much easier is just comparing the return of your fund manager to the return of a basic Vanguard fund like VTI.

9. Hell yeah Paulas donuts!! My lil sis works there slinging dough all day. Gotta get the wings at bar bill next time Chrissy

10. Super fair to the good Ithaca fans who get the worst version of you.. bleh

11. Tell me what u ate in Buffalo before one more time. Wasnt enough.

12. Chris talks too much

13. 34 min in 🤯

14. Can we start getting "End of intermittent fasting talk" tab?

15. Regarding the planning piece, investments one piece of pie regarding planning. Savings rate, real estate, investments, insurance, utilizing money for college/businesses/opportunities. Lots more to planning than just owning index funds.

16. How does he have this much money and still be so clueless about diet lol intermittent fasting is literally for people with no will power? Yay intermittent fasting you get to feel like shit til 2(or later depending on the dummy) pm every day because you cant put down the fork.

17. Joe was my favorite joker… completely unbothered by almost everything love to see you guys together again.

18. Sal tried to tell Joe DeRosa the Chinese proverb on Taste Buds and butchered it 😂

19. Jesus Christ does this Chris dude just talk the entire show?

20. Shout out Paula's dognuts!!

21. Chrissy chaos is getting a little annoying . Yannis and him were a better duo . Better chemistry . That pod was about to blow ..bad choice 😊

22. You can tell how good of friends gatto and sal are 😅. And its awesome to see 😊

23. . I almost puke when i see how many more views hey babe gets over taste buds ..derosa for life . Still waiting for his solo pod !!!

24. I feel like Joe and Sal would make really good television

25. PLEASE TELL ME THE NAME OF THE PIZZA JOINT!!! 😢😊

26. I can eat a lot including junk food but I cannot imagine being able to eat that much food that quickly. Jeeeeeeesus. Diabeetus is gonna be a bigger problem than weight at this rate

27. 34:05 Sal really encompassed something I feel inside but could never really explain properly. Maybe I could explain, but just never understood first. I wish I knew how to get that back.

    Btw love Joe on both this and taste buds. Very down to earth and outright funny and brings funny out of others.

28. Joe, our minds work the same as these babes 😂

29. Chrissy babe why are you asking about people’s insecurities?

30. I knew this episode wouldn’t disappoint 😂💖

31. Me watching this knowing my 5’2 frame only allows me 1,100-1,200 calories per day or I gain

32. Sal perfectly described ADHD😂 I had 3 thoughts while you guys were talking and I forgot every one of them☠️

33. I’m tired of Chris just talking about what he eats each episode it’s not even funny …

34. The Joe gato cheesecake incident has gotta be in my top 10 IJ moments😂

35. I found that I technically break my fast with my Enso supergreen drink and then coffee drink. I don't really care though, I still wait the 12 hours to eat.

36. Is there any way to mute Chris?

37. Comedians generally give crap financial advise because they are attached to popular sentiment and are people pleasers. Psychopaths do better in markets because they understand that popular sentiment is dumb. Chris is apparently a buy high, sell low guy…pumping out that bro financial advice like the 12 bowls he filled after his binge. I do love the man and think he should be making bank in movies. Ya boy has a few romcoms in him methinks. Keep up the good work

38. joe is the best! what a great ep! love you guys!

39. Love you, Joe!
    Always

40. joe is a legend man

41. 26:48 I was comin down off a sugar high in a BAD WAY.

    Never have I felt anything more 😂

42. birthday stock is the saddest thing iv ever heard in my life

43. Finally someone who had /has the same problem as me, I’d eat just as much after restricting myself SO much and it was mentally and physically horrible.I’d do this for weeks then go back to eating nothing, and hiding it from my family it’s miserable. I feel ur pain 🙁 I would go to sleep crying thinking my stomach would rip open and feeling to food all the way up to my throat. I’m 5’5 and around 100lbs and would do this cycle for months and months I’m scared what I’ve done to myself because my body’s even smaller than a grown man and I’m growing

44. 20 mins in and all I've heard is Chris complaining. I clicked on this to hear Joe and Sal laugh about good times and instead I get a therapy session from Chris. I love Chris, but come on man.

45. 38:20 I think explains alot and might just be the reason why everyone likes Joe so much.

46. I could not even eat 1/2 of what Chris ate in that day!!! holy moly..

47. More joe gato and more ian

48. I swear these comedians talk about their weight and diet more then housewives lmao

49. ❤❤❤❤

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