A caller considers becoming a surrogate mother for her boyfriend’s aunt at the age of 19.
Then a guy calls in to express his constant fear that his girlfriend will discover his massive collection of pregnancy hentai, and a final caller who has recently retired reflects on her life.
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0:00 – Intro
0:15 – Caller considering becoming a surrogate mother for their boyfriend’s aunt.
18:03 – Caller fears that his girlfriend will discover his massive pregnancy hentai collection.
31:57 – Recently retired caller reflects on her life.
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that last caller was so sweet
I feel like the second caller needs to start making regular hentai art and show his gf and then slowly start incorporating the pregnant ones so she is exposed and then not feel like he’s hiding it. He wouldn’t be telling the truth fully but he could at least test the waters without exposing to depth of it to her. If she is upset about just a few drawings, i can’t imagine how upset she would be to find the whole thing. At that point he would know what to do with the relationship and would not have to embarrass himself completely.
Lady fawn is one of my favorite callers.
Gonna be honest, I thought grandma was about to say some racist shit the way she prefaced her monologue.
100 bucks she does it and her boyfriend gets the money
Im outside US. How can I call his number?
that Gma made my heart warm like buns in the oven
I will tell that girl what to do: “Don’t be a surrogate and dump your gold digging boyfriend, he’s a fucking psychopath.”
You should bring lady faun into a gecko costume
Dear Lyle, please be weary of "israel"…this is the equivalent of looving to go to apartheid south africa on a birthright trip because of being white. Only its worse because the israeli colonization and apartheid system has been going on for longer by now.
He already watches hentai 🤷🏽♀️ and she knows. Also like 4 years??? At that point I’m ride or die personally
Lmao, “ honey, I wanna show you something. See this hard drive? It’s filled with 80,000 images of pregnant anime women. What do you think about that?”
I loved lady fawn! I could listen to her all day❤️
That fist caller is why abortion needs to be legal/regulated. People really think “man, I’ve been going off the rails a bit recently, maybe if I have a child that will fix everything”
Caller one makes me feel unadulterated disgust
Call catholic charities girl. There’s so many options out there and those kind of adoptions without a social worker are HORRIBLE
The first caller would not even qualify as a surrogate if she has no children. She’d be immediately disqualified due to her addiction and age. There is more than becoming a surrogate for the safety of the child and in addition to that, herself.
Based Grammy
Lady fawn was literally so kind and open. Hearing her talk about how much she loves her granddaughter warmed my heart more than anything has in a long time. So sweet I want to cry over it. I wish them the most beautiful of lives. Seems like she's on the right track to finish hers in the best way she can.
Motivations for Caller One – Join an Art Group, usually even small cities have them, or at the very least a performance art theater (they could always use set designers, props, costumes, playbill design, etc.)
Go to places where art people flock- First Fridays Art Shows, Gallery shows, Concerts, Lectures, Museums, etc.
Visit art museums in general, experience life outside of your hometown ❤️
Good luck! As a new mom, pregnancy was the hardest thing I've ever done- harder than birth. You never know how your body will react to a baby, and it can be a horrible grieving process if you've never explored your fertility.
I feel like Madeline will look back on this call in ten years and be thankful to have her perspective opened
The first girl is gonna somehow end up being a surrogate for celebrities and we'll never hear from her again
Second caller is so annoying. I hate people who talk like that, loud voice, monologuing, and the constant “mmh”s to let Lyle know they are already impatient and want to keep talking. Like just chill, actually let the other person talk for a second. Lyle is makin good points but the dude just keeps talking over him.
Recently retired lady would be my best friend in a different timeline. She's such a beautiful soul.
I love lady fawn
A lot of- fuck it MOST woman are actually offended, OFTEN secretly offended, by their boyfriends prn usage. Also applies to relationships with both and nongender people. When you are addicted and spending your real life time and hours watching porn, your relationship will suffer. When you rely on that stimulus it’s not okay and it’s not healthy.
If I found out my partner had over 80k images of pregnant women I’d leave him so fast. That is disgusting and yes it’s a problem.
To the 19 year old caller: PLEASE do not do that. It DOES seem like a good idea because of your age and naivety. You WILL bond with you and your boyfriends baby. Not to mention- there are professional services that give you tens of thousands of dollars for doing this. Which could make you financially stable!! The fact that it’s a family member, although you love his family, is NOT a good enough reason to do that. DONT be a people pleaser in this scenario! And no, being pregnant does not always guarantee you will overcome any bad habits or addictions!!
Dude I keep thinking you're about to get mowed down by a car in the street you're surfing with that chair lmao
Im addicted to watching other people being worse addicts than me to feel better.
Thank god for grandma after the 1st call. I almost lost hope.
i want a joe rogan collab it would be amazing
That first caller needs some sense smacked into her! Get back to school and find your motivation, it's not going to come overnight. Do art classes instead, juggling lessons, fly a kite at the park literally ANYTHING other than this idea. Nobody and nothing can fix you but yourself.
This made me miss my grandma. This grandma is a great woman I love that she wants her grand daughter around
lady fawn was genuinely the fuxking dopest call to listen to; I loved her and hearing what she had to say. and her relationship with her grand daughter seems so wholesome
Just shows how fckd the world is that a young girl has to call a stranger in a gecko suit on an internet talk show to find out having someone else baby is a potentially bad idea.
I hope we see lady fawn on stage!!!
Probably the first time i was screaming for god sakes lyle just tell him to delete the porn ! Ahahaha love u gek !
I think Prego love is kind of pedoish
dam thats some heavy stuff mang
I loved the call with Grandma. She seems like a very easy person to talk to.
To the sweet 19 yr.old young woman, Madelene, is thinking about being a surrogate for your boyfriend's cousin who MAY be infertile. There are a number of red flags about your boyfriend asking YOU to help him pay for his college and/or he gets some of the $ if YOU have a baby for his cousin. He does NOT seem to be keeping YOUR interests, health and mental health in mind!! You sound like you are a VERY kind, loving and giving person! It sounds like we have some personality traits in common. I feel that these characteristics are very admirable. HOWEVER, for most of my life, I have been pursued by people who took advantage of my kind, loving and giving nature and they seemed only to see how much THEY ONLY could benefit from MY good nature! It has been 50 years of learning, deprogram myself and working VERY HARD with counselors to learn to CHANGE WHO gets to benefit from my sweet nature! I STILL am working and practicing looking out for MY life and MY needs FIRST! PLEASE be VERY careful with this surrogate parenting thing! Even having JUST ONE child, I was very lucky because there are numerous issues, spiritually, mentally and physically that can alter, affect and permanently change after being successfully able to have a seemingly VERY HEALTHY baby! I could not see for MANY years what all can happen to/with a baby's brain, nervous system and gender complications that have ultimately become life changing for BOTH my 25 year old daughter AND myself as a single Mom her whole life! When you NATURALLY become VERY focused on your baby to ensure your baby will survive AND STRIVE, it seems ONLY the most stable, healthy and secure partner can even HANDLE not being the sole focus for WAY OVER 10 mths.of pregnancy and into INFINITY and BEYOND!! IF your boyfriend wants to go to college so much, how about let HIM earn the money for HIS college! I left home at 17, worked full time to get started in college, then school/work together for 12 years because I was DETERMINED to help troubled youth. I also took out a few student loans to supplement my income when taking the hardest classes. I got help from the government to pay back my loans AFTER I graduated BECAUSE I CHOSE to work with high risk youth. It was the hardest 12 years of my life but, it was worth it! I could NEVER have done it all IF I wasn't super young and healthy. You can end up with diabetes, numerous other severe effects from pregnancy. Also, remember it is VERY WISELY suggested that you breast feed for a year so your baby can have the strongest immune system possible. I could NEVER have just given my baby away after all we went through together! PLEASE reconsider this idea, sign NOTHING and YOU need to keep ALL the $ to get you through the pregnancy AND beyond!! Tell your boyfriend to GET A JOB to help YOU get through the whole pregnancy AND beyond!! Do you have medical insurance that covers YOU and the baby? What would you do IF the baby is born with birth defects? Will this cousin try to RETURN the baby? THEN, your life could become a HUGE challenge just trying to take care of yourself AND the baby!! There are already been SOME red flags it sounds like you missed. Eyes WIDE OPEN!! Having a baby for someone else is definately NOT a profitable business investment AND it can more likely BECOME a serious need for MORE $ AND HOW to close the hole in your heart, spirit and mind when you go to give your precious baby to other people who are "very nice"! I wish you LOTS of intensive research, a STRONG will to say no AND a clause in the contract for YOU to change your mind at any time!
lady fawn is one of my favourite callers of all time, how precious and wholesome. her positivity and passion is refreshing <3