The dangers of procrastinating…

41 thoughts on “The dangers of procrastinating…”

1. You could just not be a gross fucking weirdo and not put anything in your ass as a guy..

2. This isn't physically possible he would have shit it out within a 5 day period of time lol

3. It probably already came out tho

4. “Why spend all that money”

   It is expensive but let’s be real. This time it’s not just about the money.

5. Did Anyone else think he was going to ask about putting things in his ass when he said "do you do this with other things in your life"?

6. Wtf a pen…cap side, WITH the cap on?!
   I mean I've stuck the handle of a vibrating toothbrush up my arse but this is just weird

7. Getting right to the bottom of it..

8. Clear case of narcissistic personality disorder

9. "Imma put a cap in yo' ass" has a whole different meaning now

10. My doctor was telling me about med school and he said that you wouldn’t believe how many people go to the ER with things stuck up their ass.

11. Bahahaha do you do this with other things?

12. Hahahahahaha

13. Yea my whole break room heard this YouTube short

14. Americans not having socialized health care is still bonkers to me. That sucker would've been removed 2hours after being stuck there if he lived in Canada.

15. Man cut right through his soul

16. Dude, people have some real problems.

17. The tiny smirk that Lyle has when he's just listening to him is fucking hilarious

18. This man is fearless of shock toxic syndrome

19. I swear to Christ 🤦🏾‍♂️ I thought he was gonna say… "Do you do this with other things your life?… Stick them in your ass?" 😭🤣💀

20. The sad state of American health care

21. That’s cap

22. What a gay

23. Why do you wait until a situation is a pain in the ass before you do anything?

24. Adam I love you

25. I don't have insurance I understand where he is coming from on that…the waiting, not the pen cap in the ass hahaha

26. remember people, a Sharpie is much safer for this. cut off the market bit and put the opposite side in your ass. just be careful about losing it because your ass will inhale it

27. Why would you insert the removable end?

28. He is waiting til the inflammation kick in

29. This is how people get anal fistulas

30. My friend is an er nurse and she tells me every night she had to pull something out of a man’s anus.
    Guys really just be sticking anything up there.
    Recently it an anime figure.

31. He hasn’t shitted in 5 days wtf

32. This is gold

33. Man dudes be treating their orfices like literal purses.

34. What a dumb idea, like no shit the caps gonna come off

35. "I was having some me time"
    Bruhhh wdym???

36. One day he’s going to shit and that pen cap is going to push against his intestinal lining and pierce it. He will die from his own shit

37. Guess you can say he fucked himself on that one bu-dum tsst

38. i missed the bus, bought boba, boba place was full, looking for place to eat/drink, go to library bcus snow on all benches, make a mess at the library, miss the next bus.

39. The beauty of American healthcare system.. 🤦🏻‍♀️

40. NO CAP!

41. What a f-g.

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