A depressed clown talks about how difficult it is to make friends in the clowning community after becoming sober. We brainstorm some ways they can get out there and grab life by the honking red nose.
Then a DoorDash driver tells me about delivering food to active crime scenes, a student tries to judge his peers less, and a final caller attempts to gain more perspective on mortality after a member of their Dungeons & Dragons campaign passes away.
How do I get rid of a pimple on my left cheek? I think it is from the paint. I am a gecko.
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0:00 – Intro
0:14 – Depressed sober clown struggles to make friends in the clowning community.
23:22 – DoorDash driver tells me about delivering food to active crime scenes
33:25 – Student tries to judge his peers less
48:19 – Gaining more perspective on mortality
56:33 – How to call the gecko!
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IIm also a disabled trans stoner clown, I wish i could meet caller one irl so much we have so much in common lol
Make your own clubs guys and gals!
Can confirm: There are plenty of clowns in Portland, OR.
I live here. I'm relatively afraid of clowns. They are all over the damn place.
There is no rooms of clowns getting high in Oregon
does anybody else feel like alot of callers got the same typa voices? i know some of them called in more than once before but alot of these callers sound so similar to eachother especially the way they talk
First caller needs Jesus. Holy moly
I hate clowns but I feel some empathy for this guy
Im boutta make the clowns that like to get high st chuck e cheese club on facebook
I can identify a bit with the last caller. I used to tutor this girl every week and she suddenly started cancelling all of our sessions saying that she didn’t feel well. I thought she was just making excuses. Turns out she had tuberculosis. She ended up being in the hospital for months. She’s better now but I felt like an ass for categorizing her as a slacker.
You ever feel like the whole world is a joke at your own expense?
@ sad clown if you happen to see this plz respond i also live in portland and have friends i think you would fit in with!! we don’t go out to bars and even have one other clown in the group!
I just moved to Oregon (Beaverton due to family) from SoCal (born n raised) also have no friends (even just one in Cali!) the pandemic made it rlly hard to find friends esp having to get sober on top of it. I'm a clown on occasion would love to hang with this person!
I feel for this person, it helps to hop in a game called vrchat, you don’t need VR, you can do it on PC, just go on there and murder fuck everyone! Make every one laugh, cause as much or as little chaos as you want! There’s always people! Anytime! “Yes murder fuck”
I am also a clown hahahaha
but sad
I’d hang out with clown guy. There should be a lonley person app. Your not weird bro just lonley you deserve friends. life’s just complicated and people are weirder than you think sometimes. Work on you while everyone else burns down there life.
Hey flee I’m a clown too in Oregon hit me up
That yawn though! 3:53
200k soon yeah baby
Your show is very entertaining and I love it. Drive all day and listen to your pod. I was dying when he said crack head joe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAgksgiuVAc
To the first caller, if you want to find a kindred clown, Jusby the Clown is someone to seek out in Oregon. You'll find a kindred spirit
Pagliacci, is that you?
Portland oregon is traumatic
geck bless
I might be immature but, my overall take-away from the first caller is "Clownin' ain't easy!"

Not trying to be insensitive, I know the caller is genuinely lonely, hope they find their troop soon! Plus kudos for prioritizing sobriety!
Also I think it was so helpful of geck to actually look up possible events for the caller to look into! 
Murda mount is my hometown! he aint lyin